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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
NXT is bad.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
At least one of her garters is attached to something.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Months late but why'd they change Breeze's theme? Did it all of a sudden become expensive or do they think his new one was an improvement?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

flashy_mcflash posted:

They do and it is

?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Screw you, Tyler Breeze.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Go RV! posted:

wait, isn't this supposed to be a 2.5 hour thing? we're only an hour in, and 4/6 matches are over

Baylee and Sasha is an Iron Man I thought?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. rear end posted:

I still love Joe's new theme

Yeah it's loads of fun.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

I don't. It sounds like the Family Guy gag with the tuba that follows fat people.

On that note, it's a rework of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWYlwEro9J4

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GenericMartini posted:

Joe's got some very loose shorts

I miss his Makin A Difference Fatu gear

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
shut up shut up kiss my butt go to hell go to hell

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. rear end posted:

Who's ready for a good wrestling match that everyone can feel good about

If we must.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

she's not even a real nerd

I also think she's good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

I wonder what Kevin Dunn is doing right now.

Manning the production truck.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Snack report: my sweet potato fries are ready.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Big Queefy posted:

what does it profit a (wo)man to gain the whole world, but lose her soul

A windfall of the entire world I guess

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Don't say poo poo infront of Bailee

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Why ain't Cena get no flowers?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jubs posted:

WWE has taken pandering to a whole new level.

Look at this guy

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

only temporary posted:

For real Jordan/Gable had match of the night and lost to a poo poo jobber team. This special sucked.

lmao

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Shima Honnou posted:

the guys i like lost this entire evening is RUINED AND SUCKED -5 stars

I can't believe rex and hawkins lost to two cool guys who matter

EDIT I mean blake and murphy

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Nehru the Damaja posted:

I enjoyed it but I think they hosed up the match storytelling between Sasha and Bayley. If your narrative is that Banks has the skills, the ruthlessness, and the cunning to be the best and Bayley has to get by on her heroic qualities (and hints at tapping into some inner rage) Banks has to be more dominant. Give her more than a single pin lead, create some space for Bayley to overcome. Spend more time establishing that on paper, Sasha Banks is just plain better. When they're trading pins and control of the match, you're not selling me a story that really matters, y'know? You're saying "here's two evenly matched competitors, ps the good guy won." Since Bayley is supposed to be getting by on ability, heart, drive, etc., show me that by showing me her striving through getting her rear end kicked. Do it like they did with CM Punk, where he'd get his rear end kicked for most of the match but fight like a desperate cornered animal. You could put Punk against monsters like Lesnar and still look credible because he always looked like he was scratching and clawing to stay alive against superior opponents.

I've caught flack for saying it before but Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch did a better job of showing who the characters are and making me care about their struggle.

NXT is bad.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

All I want is the type of crowds that the Jumping Bomb Angels and the Crush Gals used to get :shobon:

I liked when Asuka came out and the dumb commentary dude goes on about how her name is a tribute to Lioness Asuka of the Crush Gals, and then on about how they radically changed the perception of women wrestlers and then goes "Sound familiar? Hah? That's right. The Diva's Revolution".

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