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She checks all the boxes for my fetishes. she a girl and shes also made of ham. sometimes i think "gently caress this I'm going to start liking men" but then the ham smell wafts through the air and i'm hooked again. i cant setlle for a regular girl because, shes not made of ham. Now i know what your'e thinking: he's in love with a pig, but this girl is not a pig. it's a girl made of ham that never was a pig. I don't know how to explain it. The mystery is part of what keeps me coming back for more. |
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dogcrash truther posted:She checks all the boxes for my fetishes. she a girl and shes also made of ham. sometimes i think "gently caress this I'm going to start liking men" but then the ham smell wafts through the air and i'm hooked again. i cant setlle for a regular girl because, shes not made of ham. |
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The horrible truth is out, DC truth is in reality David Cameron.
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Even the initials fit, how far does the rabbit hole go?
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Hamgirl'll turn a gay man straight, a straight woman gay, and a vegan into a red blooded american carnivore. |
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hamgirls ham was made in a laboratory by scientists, not to eat meat without killing a life, but to find true love
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ham, girl, you is fine |
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Oct 8, 2015 20:30
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I would never cast pearls before swine. I would put a gold ring in hamgirls snout though.
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i am not scared to step into the light and tell the world that i am a hamdinger |
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me: i love you hamgirl hamgirl: hey buddy my eyes are down here me: *embarrassingly lowers gaze from two pineapple rings with cherries in the middle* oh god i had no idea julio note: whoops, quote != edit Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Oct 9, 2015 |
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hamwhale holy grail
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social vegan posted:me: i love you hamgirl |
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I don't eat ham, it's haram. Heh.
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I like ham and I like girls, but I hate hamgirl. I don't care of it makes me unpopular. Tubgirl on the other hand |
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Dogcrash Truther and the Spam Girl
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not sure what it is about her (probably the ham), but I can't stop thinking about her and those ham lips. I look at regular women now and think Yuuuuuuck!, who would want a fleshy, non-ham lady in their life, NOT ME! |
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I have fallen for hamgirl so hard I have taken to nervous eating... (shoves ham-shaped human flesh into mouth)
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If you're a lurker who wants to post in this thread, but you don't have any joke ideas, here's one on the house: "bone-in ham." I'm sure that if you think creatively you can come up with something! Thanks & god bless
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blaise rascal posted:If you're a lurker who wants to post in this thread, but you don't have any joke ideas, here's one on the house: "bone-in ham." I'm sure that if you think creatively you can come up with something! Thanks & god bless
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Oh hamgirl, how succulent you look, how juicy and tender your delicate cut must be. I would best a thousand of your suitors in hand to hand combat for the chance to smell your wafting odour.
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my hamgirl has been smoking weed, now I have a baked ham honey |
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some day she'll make a good hamwife
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We been telling you stop calling your ham fist your girlfriend |
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the real problem is I am pretty much broke because all my money goes to hamgirl. maybe it's the way she's glazed or the way she is cured, but I'm addicted. It's not a just a creepy hamgirl fetish - I'm not sick and weird; throwing all my money at every hamgirl I see. Im only in love with just one hamgirl, this one. |
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hamgirl only smokes cloves
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No other girl is nearly as nice Ham girl, my world carve me off a slice I don't need no bread, don't need no cheese Ham girl you got me on my knees You out-smoke bacon jerky's left behind Ham girl your scent just blows my mind! Ham girl. Mmmhmmm... Do I need cloves? No! I wanna baste you real slow And heat you on low I want to cover you in pineapple slices No other girl could ever suffice No other girl is nearly as nice Ham girl, my world carve me off a slice I don't need no bread, don't need no cheese Ham girl you got me on my knees I love the way you wear your socks On your smoky hot ham hocks I want to hold you on my plate Ham girl please be my date! Ham girl. Mmmhmmm... Ham girl. Mmmhmmm... Ham Ham Ham Giiiirrrrrlll.... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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