Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Muscle Tracer posted:

I miss Eripsa :(

I'll give him this, Eripsa at least had the balls to stick around for more than two posts a month.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Literally The Worst posted:

hi jrode remember this post

it's the only time that you've ever addressed me, because you're a basic fuckin bitch with balls so tiny that if you put them in a drinking straw it'd look like kernels of corn rolling into a storm drain. you don't have the fuckin nads to address me unless i scream at you about what a loving piece of poo poo you are, and then you have the chutzpah to play internet tough guy.

so

now that we've established what a pussy rear end babyman you are, let's talk about minimum wage jobs, and how they're useless for getting better ones. tell me what your actual personal experience with these jobs is, because i would like to hear how your anecdote trumps mine. tell me about how dishwashing alone got you a job doing literally anything that wasn't for minimum wage or barely above (call center work, for example, paid me 10/hr. it was still a poo poo rear end job and i didnt really make enough to get by easily)

or are you too much of a chickenshit pansy to actually argue about things instead of just proclaiming them to be true, oval office

I have a feeling that jrod's work history is nothing but a long list of positions gained through nepotism and/or failed get-rich-quick and Ponzi schemes.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tesseraction posted:

The latter I can understand but it's depressing to think he got the former job position of pirate blu-ray burner via nepotism.

Where do you think Pee-Paw and Mee-Maw Rodefeld got the money to pay off Jrod's medical bills for his totally real case of Chronic Lyme Disease? That's right, selling bootleg VHS tapes! You rent the movie from the store, make a dozen copies, and sell em' for half what the retail price is. Li'l J is just keeping the family business alive.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Juffo-Wup posted:

Kant explicitly said that it is always wrong to lie no matter what, even to save a life. And also that masturbation is worse than suicide and that bastards should be killed. Pretty much every contemporary Kant scholar thinks he misapplied his own ethical system in a lot of places.

I wanna read that masturbation quote.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If you close the thread then jrod's only going to make a new one. :shrug:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Don't ban jrod, I have too much fun hanging out with everyone in these threads. If he goes then I'm afraid we'll all drift apart like at the end of The Sandlot. :smith:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Literally The Worst posted:

but benny and smalls stayed friends and squints got with the lifeguard, that was a good ending

Yeah, but we're all Chubs. Chubses? Chubii?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Chubrubium

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If this thread is closed then Jrod will have plagiarize a new mises.org article to write a new magnum opus totally on his own, and that'll at least give us new material to rip apart like the starving pack of wolves we are.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Nolanar posted:

But then I'll have to venture outside my bookmarks tab.

You like Warhammer? I'll put in a good word* for you in the 'ham thread that isn't total poo poo**. You can hang out there with me and some other cool dudes***.






*my word means nothing to them

**Im lying, it's poo poo

***they are all degenerates

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

paragon1 posted:

Legalize marijuana.

Then start a federal program to grow a whole poo poo load of really great weed.

Then sell that weed at a reasonable price and convenient locations nationwide.

Then put on some really great tunes and maybe make some spaghetti.

Spaghetti is gross. Make tortellini.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

paragon1 posted:

Fight me IRL.

U fokin wat m8?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
*gently pats the scabbard of the cursed katana Makahizo*

Soon, my trusty companion. Soon.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jrodefeld posted:

Stupid bullshit written by a melon rapist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Ahahahahaha, the stupid fucker has no idea the thread is being closed. Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jrodefeld posted:

I'm using a "life boat scenario" as a rhetorical device to explain the philosophy. In a free society, these sorts of situations would be staggeringly unlikely and rare. Life boat scenarios are brought up all the time as attacks against libertarianism by resorting to unusual and extreme circumstances. The idea is that if you postulate a situation so extreme and desperate that aggression or property rights violations are seen as tolerable, or even morally legitimate, then all the normal prohibitions against aggression during the other 99.9% of the time should be negotiable as well. It's a good try, but it doesn't work.

People in extreme circumstances will resort to doing unethical things to survive. That doesn't mean those actions, in and of themselves, are laudable and morally good. But the extenuating circumstances make the actions less legally serious than they otherwise would be and courts would take such circumstances into account.

But importantly, it is up to the property owner to demand restitution for any act of aggression against his or her property. If a store-owner doesn't even want to choose to pursue legal action for a one-time shop lifter, then there is no obligation that he do so. And it is nobody else's business if that is his choice. A compassionate and understanding store-owner might let it slide completely once he knows of the extenuating circumstances. But he has the legal right to seek restitution for the aggression.

The broader question of "how to provide for the hungry" is a different question. In the first place, there will be far fewer hungry people in a free society as general prosperity is higher, and there is greater production of groceries and distribution for those goods. For those who still are under-nourished, food banks, soup kitchens, charities, mutual aid societies, and churches have a moral responsibility to help the needy. But the need can be expected to be less than it currently is.

I suppose you believe it's in the slave owner's best interests to keep his slaves fed, so of course you'd think there's be fewer hungry people, I suppose.

Because you and all libertarians support the creation of slave states, you see.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jrodefeld posted:

I know you're being facetious, but as I've stated many times before, any response to an act of aggression must be proportional or the response becomes itself an act of illegitimate aggression. So clearly executing a shoplifter cannot be justified. The prerogative of the victim of theft is either to prosecute for restitution for the amount stolen or to not prosecute. That is it. The amount owned by the thief would be equal to the market value of the stolen goods plus a fee for the time and hassle of pursuing the restitution.

That would seem to be in accordance with justice, wouldn't it?

And if the thief refuses to pay? Will MEN WITH GUNS come to lock him in a CAGE?! How about you put down the loving gun?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I've never read anything by Qalnor that would make me remember who he is, so deffo Jrod.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Jrod, please, just make your final post here be your only honest one. Just admit that you support slavery. Just say it, come on.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Cross-posting from the bad webcomics thread:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

theshim posted:

Jrod do you still subscribe to the belief that there are women who get pregnant as a means to collect more welfare?

Don't forget that it was specifically black women who do this.

But Jrod is most definitely not a racist. He loves Tyler Perry movies!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Juffo-Wup posted:

jrod look what you've done

There is nothing he can't ruin.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jrodefeld posted:

So I'll just ask this question because I am genuinely curious. Forgetting the historical gold standard, why don't the left support a mechanism which limits the expansion of the money supply in order to limit inflation and curtail the enrichment of the corporate class and the endless expansion of the State? This, to me, seems like a very Progressive cause since this is one of the biggest drivers of inequality and corporate privilege.

We'll answer this after you answer why you support slave states and economic policies that inevitably lead to literal, actual chattel slavery?






(It's because you are a racist who loves slavery)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

GunnerJ posted:

Cool avatar, dude.

Whoever did that is my new favorite person.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

You're a cool, person, Twerkteam. If you're ever in the Lansing area I'll buy you a drink.


Edit:

We should get a gang tag. The J-Crew.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jrodefeld posted:

It was a pretty sweet job at that time in my life and I was sad to have to let it go when I moved after a year or so. But I don't think for a minute that I would have gotten that job without the stellar references I had accumulated during my teenage years.

No hiring manager on the planet has ever called McDonalds for a reference. Never. Never ever. Except for maybe another McDonalds and probably not even then.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's the Just World Fallacy. Jrod earned that job through hard work and determination and not sheer dumb luck (and probably some nepotism). Because if that wasn't the case then everything he'd been taught would be a lie and he'd be a horrible monster. And since he is perfect and gorgeous then ipso facto it was because of glowing references from his time at Taco Bell.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

That's kind of a dickish thing to laugh at.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

GunnerJ posted:

"Rules of Nature" is pretty good background music for any explication of libertarian principles.

"And they run when the sun comes up/
With their lives on the line (Alive!)
"

Jrod certainly does know how to run when the sun of intelligent debate comes up, that's for sure.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Caros posted:

I have a friend who manages a local pizza joint. He has worked there for a decade starting as an evening cook. He makes a grand total of $16/hour Canadian. Why is his decade of pizza cooking not correlating into a great job?

Socialist central planning is at fault. Do you know how many businesses there are out there right now thinking to themselves, 'Man, I would really love to hire on someone who knows the ins and outs of pizza making at $35/hr but I just can't afford it! Thanks Obama Trudeau!"

Alternatively if he didn't need to be licensed to show that he isn't making food in unsafe and unsanitary conditions he could just go into business for himself and make a bazillion pizza dollars. But if he tries that then MEN WITH GUNS will THROW HIM INTO A CAGE because... What? Because having a restaurant grade pizza oven is a "fire hazard" and his house/apartment isn't "zoned" for business? Statism is keeping your friend down!!!!!

But don't take my word for it, my favorite hip-hop artist Biggie Smalls agrees with me.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
^^^^^^
You did. I was in it. Or Paragon1 did, anyway.

Caros posted:

I don't even know what that is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQo6LI3Y7c

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Caros posted:

Well that was more jrodefeld specific. For a while now I've been pondering a Shitmisesdotorgssays style blog. But again, :effort:

I think you should. I'd love to listen a podcast of yours at work.

Actually, speaking of the podcast, would any goons be interested in doing one this coming Sunday?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
As my final post I just want to say that Jrod is an ugly idiot child that was too scared to meet anyone's challenges to face off mano y mano in either the realms martial or intellectual. Also he probably still wets the bed.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hbomberguy posted:

I hope JRod or the other libs come back and make a new thread so we can watch the meltdown all over again. It was a run ride.

Considering he's down this at least seven other times I can think of, you don't have to worry.

  • Locked thread