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I think my neighbors across the street are on vacation or something because nobody's been there for days and I was wondering if I could rent their home out to people on AirBNB or HomeAway. I dont have a key to their house but I assume I can find one if I break in or maybe just remove the front door from its hinges. Is there any way I could face any legal action with this? I think it's probably okay as long as I try to clean up their home before they come back, but I don't know when that will be and truthfully I'll probably just be too lazy to do it anyway so whatever. Thanks in advance.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:44
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Why don't you just ask Leonard J. Crabs
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Oct 10, 2015 22:47
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It is likely that the owners will notice the increase in the utility bill which will cause awkward questions. Therefore, make sure you have the city shut off all utilities before you rent out the home.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:48
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Put a note through their door, demanding they contact you within 24 hours if they don't want you to do that. When they don't reply, legally you're OK to go ahead. EDIT: Remember to take a time-stamped photo of the note being posted as proof.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:48
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What you want is to post a listing on Squatr, not air nab
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Oct 10, 2015 22:49
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1) Amass huge collections of guns and ammo 2) Await collapse of United States and civilization as a whole 3) Declare your house a sovereign state and declare war on your neighbor 4) Annex neighbor's house After that point you should be in the clear re: renting out their house
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Oct 10, 2015 22:49
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genesplicer posted:It is likely that the owners will notice the increase in the utility bill which will cause awkward questions. Therefore, make sure you have the city shut off all utilities before you rent out the home.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:50
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5) Finish the Ripper LP
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Oct 10, 2015 22:50
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your neighbors house falls under squatter law now so actually you can just list it for sale. be sure to have a trusted friend or family member squat there and hope they dont read this thread and sell it first
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Oct 10, 2015 22:50
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:5) Finish the Ripper LP
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Oct 10, 2015 22:51
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Blazing Zero posted:your neighbors house falls under squatter law now so actually you can just list it for sale. be sure to have a trusted friend or family member squat there and hope they dont read this thread and sell it first
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Oct 10, 2015 22:51
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Its a thorny legal issue, all right. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders v. Keepers
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Oct 10, 2015 22:52
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Just say you thought you heard screaming so you broke down the door to try and help and you noticed your neighbors were missing so you invited some friends over to help look between all the cushions and stuff If anything they will thank you upon return
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Oct 10, 2015 22:54
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Lowtax posted:My online reputation is very important to me. So why are you owner of this site then?
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Oct 10, 2015 22:54
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nullEntityRNG posted:So why are you owner of this site then?
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Oct 10, 2015 22:55
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Just send your neighbors a "thank you" card in the mail after they come back, that will make it legally okay.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:55
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a hole-y ghost posted:Just send your neighbors a "thank you" card in the mail after they come back, that will make it legally okay.
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Oct 10, 2015 22:56
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Lowtax posted:But then they'd know I did something and they might hold it against me, even if the card I give them is really fancy and uses a good font. use a really bad font then and they'll be more outraged at your choice in typeface than they will about the house it's foolproof
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Oct 10, 2015 22:57
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cover the house in a fumigation tent. no one will know whats going on. then you can grow your meth plants in there, no problem, undetected
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Oct 10, 2015 22:59
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:use a really bad font then and they'll be more outraged at your choice in typeface than they will about the house
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Oct 10, 2015 23:00
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Don't clean anything. You get the bnb money, nice family gets a cheap room, owners get plenty of evidence for the insurance company. Who is losing here?
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Oct 10, 2015 23:00
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not sure
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Oct 10, 2015 23:00
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Lowtax posted:But I'm afraid that may sully my reputation on the house renting websites, which might prevent me from renting out more houses in the future. My online reputation is very important to me. Not if you include in your listing "An experience not unlike the Australian Outback or the African Savannah. Experience the ultimate in exotic travel without leaving your own country."
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Oct 10, 2015 23:02
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If you go through with your plan, don't ejaculate in their house.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:05
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Blistex posted:If you go through with your plan, don't ejaculate in their house.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:06
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List your own home to rent and tell them to simply force the door open because it gets stuck sometimes. Take payment up front. Before the renters arrive, swap out the address numbers on your house and your neighbors house. Once the renters break in, sneak over disguised as a mail man and replace the original address numbers. Go back home and call the police and report a burglary on the last day of their stay. Everyone will chalk it up to a stupid mistake on the part of the renters, they get their stay, you get your money, and the neighbors get a good laugh when you tell them how the dumb renters entered the wrong home but how you're a good neighbor for watching out Perfect crime jk don't do this!!,!
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Oct 10, 2015 23:08
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Commie NedFlanders posted:List your own home to rent and tell them to simply force the door open because it gets stuck sometimes. Take payment up front.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:10
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how big is the lawn op? enough space for a few motorhomes? you can charge many people rent this way and they can use the house as a communual bath room
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Oct 10, 2015 23:10
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What is rocket league
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Oct 10, 2015 23:11
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Commie NedFlanders posted:What is rocket league like team rocket, but plural
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Oct 10, 2015 23:12
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It is to bad you do not live in san fransico OP, otherwise you could have done this instead. http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2015/06/25/backyard_tent_renting_for_899month_sums_up_everything_thats_wrong_with_the_bay_area.php Good luck though, hope things work out.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:13
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Ratjaculation posted:like team rocket, but plural Sounds too sexy for me
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Oct 10, 2015 23:14
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If you urinate on the front door, back door and bedroom door the house is legally considered your property. source: It just makes sense.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:14
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This is just the type of entrepreneurial idea America was founded on. You'd go far with this if it wasn't for the government getting in the way of disruptive ideas like yours that cut overhead so you can compete with the big guys.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:16
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Lowtax posted:Now that's a good suggestion, I'll probably choose Papyrus or Comic Sans. Wow, undertale much?
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Oct 10, 2015 23:18
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sounds good, OP!
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Oct 10, 2015 23:22
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Lowtax posted:I'm intentionally never finishing the Ripper LP just so people will stop saying to finish playing Cry of Fear. But you did finish Cry of Fear.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:24
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Hooded Reptile posted:It is to bad you do not live in san fransico OP, otherwise you could have done this instead. gently caress silicon valley
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Oct 10, 2015 23:26
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Smelly Bohemian posted:If you urinate on the front door, back door and bedroom door the house is legally considered your property. Warning: Read up on local laws, as not all states follow dog/hobo rules.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:44
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private property is a myth op, nobody owns anything
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