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Protons

my wife and kid are at school and i have the house to myself.

I can look at porn with the volume up

#justguythings

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GEExCEE

you're a monster

Protons

GEExCEE posted:

you're a monster

dont try to define my fun, patriarch

ulvir

Oppressing half of the population simply because their genetalia isn't the same as yours

#Justguythings

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
peeing next to the toilet instead of in it
#Justguythings

google THIS

that's my favorite Little Critter book

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
girl expecting you to just fix her car, even though you have never even owned one

#Justguythings

FutonForensic

popcorn chicken quesadilla and wondering where it all went wrong #Justguythings


FartGhost

the colour blue

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
carve up lots of lemons, make juice, ??? profit. #just guythings

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vermeul

Free Acid
Using your sock to wipe up after.

GuyThings

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



chokey-pokey-bum-wanks

#justguythings

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I'm just better with the remote
#justguythings












seriously give me the remote, it is my birthright

fuck. marry. t-rex

Crankin mah hog while drivin mah truck an snortin likea pig ooohheee

Lil Cunty


scheduling regular prostate exams after 50 #justguythings


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


being elected by a college of cardinals as the apostolic successor of Saint Peter and earthly head of the roman catholic church #justguythings


ty crap

ty landy

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Lil Cunty posted:

being elected by a college of cardinals as the apostolic successor of Saint Peter and earthly head of the roman catholic church #justguythings

Lil Cunty


when you want to get your orgy on at the acropolis but bae is witholding sex until you agree to end the the peloponnesian war #justguythings


ty crap

ty landy

ulvir

Lil Cunty posted:

being elected by a college of cardinals as the apostolic successor of Saint Peter and earthly head of the roman catholic church #justguythings

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
priapism
#justguythings

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
never having to ask for directions even though you are obviously lost
#justguythings

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Lil Cunty posted:

being elected by a college of cardinals as the apostolic successor of Saint Peter and earthly head of the roman catholic church #justguythings

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

joke_explainer


being 95% of the CEOs of the Fortune 500 companies #justguythings

Protons

being but 49% of the total world population #justguythings

check your privilege, ladies

Macnult

Putting the seat down because it's gross to leave the lid up for something you poop into but instead of saying that you just refer to yourself as a "gentleman".

#Justguythings

Piso Mojado

sweat dripping off my 6 pack abs, soaking the sun up, shirtless, with my toolbelt on. couldn't help noticing you could use a hand with those groceries.

#justguythings

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Macnult posted:

Putting the seat down because it's gross to leave the lid up for something you poop into but instead of saying that you just refer to yourself as a "gentleman".

#Justguythings

Not lifting the lid at all.

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Bwee

FutonForensic posted:

popcorn chicken quesadilla and wondering where it all went wrong #Justguythings

barfdog



wearing a fedora because i am free thinker with no gods or masters #justguythings


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

ulvir

barfdog posted:

wearing a fedora because i am free thinker with no gods or masters #justguythings

Euphoric #justguythings

google THIS

thinking that society at large owes me constant sex just for existing and being obsessively bitter about women not living up to their part of the deal #justguythings

alnilam

Using the word friendzone unironically #justguythings

e: but not to refer to a really cool place where you hang out with your friends

social vegan



driving into flavourtown and everybody's freaking out how is that guy driving with eyes on the back of his head and then i take my sunglasses off and we all chuckle cuz we're all friends here for a good not a long time on this episode of diners drive-ins and dives

#justguythings

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
using magic tricks instead of conversational skills to pick up and bed hot chicks #justguythings

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
getting so drunk picking up the girl you can't "perform"
#justguythings

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**uses staple gun to pierce own earlobe**

#justgu **faints**

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joke_explainer


ChairmanMeow posted:

getting so drunk picking up the girl you can't "perform"
#justguythings

this is just one of the many problems with bar hopping before you go out on stage. don't sabotage all that hard work the troupe has put into this production! go out after the show!

alnilam

crippling insecurity about sexuality and how others see your gender leading to bigotry, violent tendencies, and an inability to talk about emotions with people you care about #justguythings

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

crippling insecurity about sexuality and how others see your gender leading to bigotry, violent tendencies, and an inability to talk about emotions with people you care about #justguythings

eating bacon, doing manual labor on a Saturday, getting drunk because it won't interfere with your suffering
#justgoythings


sorry! I'm half Jewish O.o

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social vegan



laundry detergent, food, not video games

#mustbuythings

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