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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Sounds like FUN, I'll give it a try!

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Endorph posted:

I vote we just keep it. Unlucky 13 and all.

But if any of you guys have another name idea, I'll change it.

Nope, I think it's a perfectly appropriate name.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Coordinating is for weak and smalls. Get big and buff! :krakken:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Godna posted:

The image of an angry catman repeatedly smacking and stupid loving troll in the face with a shield is almost comical
I loved the finish. We're wailing away on Eyeteeth's forever until Mongo comes up with the idea of trying something different.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

my dad posted:

If you're a snake with a hammer, extra fighting means you'll sometimes suddenly bite people, which is a good thing. If you're a human with a sword, extra fighting means you'll sometimes suddenly bit people, which is a bad thing. :v:
My werewolf is armed with two mauls and his first instinct was to bite his first target. Now I know why.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jazzimus Prime posted:

Here's how the survivors look after the match:



Didn't even break a sweat. :smug:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Well, that small bet on The Petting Zoo paid off nicely.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

jon joe posted:

Yep, expected winner. I don't know why people thought A Tarantino Film would win, just because they're bigger and home team? Worker Cooperative made a very strong showing first round despite losing. A Tarantino Film did not, and they even went against Team Laser Explosion, who are worse than The Plump Helmets.
Exactly. I really should have placed a bigger bet because this one really paid out.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

AJ_Impy posted:

No, because we reinstate the bonus for the last three rounds, which are the reverse fixtures for the first three. Everyone ends up with 3 home, 3 away and 12 neutral.
If we do it this way, I'm in favor of removing the bonus.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

my dad posted:

e: Oh my God
:iit:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Figures we'd win in the round I forgot to bet on us. :v:

Spermy Smurf posted:

Jakob pulls back to get a better grip and this time decides to bite James' eye! He shakes the human around by the eye and James passes out from pain immediately.
This was my favorite part.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
If this is a round of upsets, I hope A Tarantino Film can pull one off.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Endorph posted:

when did my fighter become competent

Just in time to keep our playoff hopes alive!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Spermy Smurf posted:

Luckily Jakob doesn't have long to think. Pieces are removed by Madmartigan and crushed by Krog and Abominable.
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Also voting for A - Kills!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Clearly I borked the home field advantage by betting on the home teams. :suicide:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pickled Tink posted:

Just to clarify, it did not actually have an effect on the outcome of the fight.
Yeah, sure. :tinfoilrolleyes:

just kidding and disappointed

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

AJ_Impy posted:

If Jakob had secured 4 kills instead of Face getting one, he would have ended his career with exactly as many kills as the rest of his team put together. As it is, only two less than that mark tells its own story.
Whatever, I'm just happy we went out with a good win.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jazzimus Prime posted:

Maybe home arena advantage wasn't so overpowered after all.

My theory is that the difference in builds is now big enough that those matter more than they did in the first couple of rounds where everyone was on a more equal footing.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Finally a build that doesn't make me envious with their skill values.

frankenfreak, you are managing Jakob, a male Werewolf fighter.

This fighter is participating in the 1054 Armok Arena League tournament as a member of Team 13: Heavyweight Horrorshow.

He has the following equipment.
Bronze Mace
Copper Helm
Leather Armor
Iron Mail Shirt
Leather Gauntlets
Leather High Boots

He has the following skills.
Level 4 Fighting (Skilled)
Level 4 Hammer (Skilled)
Level 4 Wrestling (Skilled)
Level 3 Biting (Competent)
Level 4 Dodging (Skilled)
Level 5 Armor (Proficient)
Level 1 Kicking (Novice)

Jakob has 14 points currently available to spend.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pickled Tink posted:

Worker Cooperative should take some small solace in the fact that they managed to redistribute some wealth with their deaths.
Redistributing from the already poor! :argh:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Single

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Mystery boxes? They better have this:
This is a Rope reed canvas. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with oil paint and encircled with bands of brass. This object menaces with spikes of brass.
On the item is a image of a human and a picture. The human is holding the picture. The human is making a disappointed face. On the picture is a picture of a human.
The artwork relates to the retrieval of a picture of the human Scott Hall by the human Booker T for the World Championship Wrestling in the fall of the year 2000.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
In as Stranger in a strangle land.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Only one spot left!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Spermy Smurf posted:

So far everyone is an archer. Incredible.
Not credible since Stranger in a strangle land is not an archer. :colbert:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Good job taking down the bigger guy, Yarko Marx!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Well, a win is a win and making your opponent choke on his own vomit has a certain style, for the lack of a better word.

I'm also relieved that me completely forgetting to invest in the dodging skill didn't come back to bite my in the rear end arm.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Spermy Smurf posted:


Donald bleeds out. Serpent drops the mic and walks away.

Combat Log posted:

Serpent Supreme: Death issss all around usss. Thiss isss truly horrifying.
Serpent Supreme: Thosse injuriesss... Begone fear!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Oh boy, when I read she bit right through Stranger's armor I thought my guy was done for.

Anyway, Stranger is ready to knock WhiteKnight into tomorrow like those other chumps.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I still don't get why my fighter with no skill in biting constantly tried to bite his opponents, so thanks Hanzo for putting him out of his misery.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Spermy Smurf posted:

Then I saw you didn't embrace it and put a bunch of points in biting in the second match. Or the third.
I wanted my gimmick to be my strangler strangling things.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

my dad posted:

Some creatures with sharp teeth, like molemarians and snakemen, have a preference for biting. I guess stranglers might have it, too.
If I remember the tournament correctly, my werewolf had a high-ish fighting skill and liked biting more than he should have, too.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Moleboy posted:

HanzoSteel McSperg the 2nd is definitely in for this.
Noose will look forward to avenging his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate Strangler.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Bad Munki posted:

Wait, this is a team thing? Oh I do so hope I get Spermy, I want to ruin his day with my supreme incontinence.

No wait, incompetence, I meant incompetence.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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AJ_Impy posted:

Let's see how badly this works.
If we end up on the same team, hilarity should ensue.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Dirty Frank posted:

Accrington Stabley? Who is he?
:golfclap:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

goatface posted:

Identical dwarfs, iron armour, one miner, one woodcutter, one hunter, one fortress guard with sword and shield. Maybe a hammerer in silver armour with an artefact bone mace.
So what does the innkeeper say? C'mon, when you start telling a joke, have the decency to finish them.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
A! I want blood now! :black101:

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Save your points and use them when they least expect it!

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