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It really depends on how long you want the tournament to be. There are always options of dropping a league round in the mix to enable a cut of one third (or however many are necessary) of the group and bring it back to binary.
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Identical dwarfs, iron armour, one miner, one woodcutter, one hunter, one fortress guard with sword and shield. Maybe a hammerer in silver armour with an artefact bone mace.
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frankenfreak posted:So what does the innkeeper say? C'mon, when you start telling a joke, have the decency to finish them. Something about the hammerer being unable to punish their nobilicide. I forget.
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Dec 4, 2016 22:10
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If you're not one-and-done'ing it while drunk you're doing it wrong.
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Dec 5, 2016 01:55
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A is for Blud
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Dec 5, 2016 22:49
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If you feel like it.
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Dec 6, 2016 00:31
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Well done.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:52
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Just burn the house down and move on with life.
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Dec 10, 2016 15:24
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Krunge posted:And all your belongings, can't forget to burn those. I would assume nothing less. Probably safer to let the exterminators gas the place and then seal them inside the conflagration so they can't carry anything out with them.
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Spermy Smurf posted:7. I, for one, am glad you persevered to find the right result.
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Jan 9, 2017 21:47
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I forgot to bet, but now I have.
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Jan 20, 2017 22:41
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Rammed right up his urethra.
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Jan 21, 2017 01:05
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If you get him really excited it's like a harpoon gun.
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Jan 21, 2017 01:09
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2016 will not be denied.
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Jan 30, 2017 18:31
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Copper hammers are a lot cheaper than I thought they were. I might have to buy one.
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Feb 3, 2017 23:59
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I should have bought the blue gloves.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:08
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Went for a big hammer, tranced the gently caress out.
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Feb 10, 2017 22:41
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I made a tiny man with a mission.
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Jun 2, 2017 20:24
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This makes my little man's mission REALLY difficult.
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Jun 2, 2017 22:55
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Ha-hah! gently caress you, Ramc.
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Jun 2, 2017 23:42
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I think the teams were carefully curated by dwarven hands.
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Jun 3, 2017 21:47
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Yeah, it's p dumb. I don't have any reliable source for that beyond my own gut opinion though. It will make our team fighting balance really, really loving weird, so as a man who only ever designs fighters while drunk I wholeheartedly support it.
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Jun 3, 2017 23:35
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I think my plan worked perfectly tbqh
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Jun 5, 2017 21:44
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I lost all my money.
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Jun 6, 2017 19:29
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habituallyred posted:Apply to be the new roaming thread, like that book bus thing a while back? The legendary chicken cheese thread was a masterpiece.
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I don't think my gnome landed a hit all tournament.
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Jun 18, 2017 21:12
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It proved to me that tiny guys with blue knives aren't the threat they have been.
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Jun 18, 2017 23:06
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I tried to balance out the betting pots a bit.
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Jun 23, 2017 21:59
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Oh, I missed a thing.
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Aug 4, 2017 22:40
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The first rule of Dorfarena is go with your gut. The second rule is to drink heavy to ensure you are living the dorf ideal.
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Aug 4, 2017 23:26
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I made a super sketchy fighter. I probably forgot some things, but that's fine.
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Jul 25, 2018 16:56
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I bet all my dorfbux
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Jul 28, 2018 00:16
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Does it use Ding, Beep or Exclamation?
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Jul 29, 2018 00:20
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Perform all necessary rites, present all grandest oblations.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:05
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Some quick kills. Must be luck.
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Aug 15, 2018 00:13
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Couple of hits to the arm, one to the head. Didn't we have a problem with big bodies wimping out a few tournaments back? Admittedly, that might be a few years and versions ago.
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Aug 17, 2018 22:58
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Where is the
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Aug 27, 2018 19:23
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Hm. Why didn't she drop the sword? It's a two handed weapon, she only had one usable hand, I thought that would cause it to be dropped.
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Well, that got weird.
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