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Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Jazzimus Prime posted:

Godna, C7ty1, PotatoManJack, Alvie, and Added Space have all had their accounts enabled and should be ready to create a fighter.

Why did you skip me? :(

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Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Jazzimus Prime posted:

Your account was already approved. You can go ahead and create a fighter and join the tournament anytime.

Oh. I didn't see a post/email about it.

Edit: Grimmick the Gremlin is ready to annoy peoples faces.

Vapor Moon fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Oct 14, 2015

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Ghostwoods posted:

Team 12 standing by. Hello to goatface, FillInTheBlank, and GreyPowerVan.

There's gotta be some sort of 12-themed team name pun waiting for us.

Well if the rest of you had also made Gremlins...

dasmause posted:

Well people already spent their 1k points on stuff, it's hard to make up another build at this point

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I mean... didn't they?

You can respec before it starts

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Ghostwoods posted:

My principles are largely non-existent, but I'm not entirely sold on gremlinhood.

goatface posted:

I refuse to abandon my principles by respeccing anything

You guys can be honorary gremlins then.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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I notice we have been named "A moist trump"

This is not gremlin related at all and I disapprove.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Working together?

I just made the build I decided I wanted before teams were even decided.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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GreyPowerVan posted:

Yes, now look at everyone else.

Following in my footsteps eh?

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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quote:

Solomon Rainowitz_TAR has been struck down.
Turquoise Tonic_LAS: Death is all around us. This is truly horrifying.
Mogwai_LAS: Death... The horror consumes me!
Anthony_LAS: Death is all around us. This is truly horrifying.
Molegrim_LAS vomits.
Molegrim_LAS retches.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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my dad posted:

Huh. That's not actually a bad idea. It's even really cheap, and a copper one can work like an emergency melee weapon in case something goes wrong with the actual sword. I'll test it out in a bit.

Don't test. Just wait till next tournament and go all in on the build.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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quote:

Jimbo the chance to, uh, bruise Jupis' belly. That is not quite how you typically finish a downed foe. Seemingly forgetting how to kill people, Jimbo plays the xylophone all up and down the gremlin's torso, while Apeliminator's luck finally runs out, and the minotaur knocks him over, stunning him, then follows up with yet another gut shot. God, this whole fight is nothing but gut shots.

Anyway, eventually Jimbo remembers where the parts are that make the other guys stop moving, so he smashes Jupis' whole ribcage.

Jupis was already dead. Please give my poor gremlin the proper death scene he deserves.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Ghostwoods posted:

I think we're conclusively proving that whips and scourges are somewhat overpriced :)

We just need a montage.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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As long as we all have a fun time. That's what I think is best.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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jon joe posted:

Of particular note this round is Two Chicks with Dicks versus Lightly Whipped. In particular because, as bad as Lightly Whipped is, Two Chicks with Dicks is a very lightly armored team. Though I still bet on Two Chicks with Dicks because I believe they have the skill to win, I think this is probably Lightly Whipped's best shot for their first win.

I'll let you know, Grimmick should now be wildly more successful so you have bet on the wrong team.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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I don't know anything about Dwarf Fort but how will these changes effect future Arena threads?

Will I be able to make a Bard and incapacitate the enemy with songs of poop and puke?

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Grimmik_WHIP bites Stumpy_CHICK in the right foot, denting the skin!

You did well little Gremlin buddy. I am proud. :unsmith:

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Spermy Smurf posted:

:siren:Update your fighters:siren:

When everyone is done or enough time has passed Jazz will open it up and we'll get rolling again.

As soon as I get my password reset...

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Dammit the round started before my password was reset.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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That was a good fun fight.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Hahaha, amazing.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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quote:

(and of course by arena rules you can't possibly pick things up off the floor; the five second rule is strictly enforced)

Why can't things be picked up? Just a weird quirk of Dwarf Fort?

Vapor Moon fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Dec 31, 2015

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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We'll get 'em next time, Grimmick

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Don't we need to end Round 10 first so people can update fighters before diving right into round 11?

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Pickled Tink posted:

Why mess with a winning strategy? Lightly Whipped has the best streak in arena history going. It would be a terrible shame to break it.

We're gonna get an award for it, right?

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Spermy Smurf posted:

:siren:Round is over, update your fighters with your 9 points:siren:

Grimmik now whips even harder, prepare to feel the pain.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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goatface posted:

If I win all my bets (which I assume I won't as I randomly hit buttons and appear to have hit the wrong ones) I will have 25k

Why did you only bet 4bux on us?
All in on Lightly Whipped every round!

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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ZeeToo posted:

So, hey, I'm back now!

This weekend was "run fights" or "go get a cute guy alone in my hotel room".

I went with the choice that makes everyone scratch their heads in confusion, yes.

So we'll at least get some fights this upcoming weekend and I'll see if I can get some fights run before then, but I have less time during weekdays to sit down and run a fight.

Kidnapping is a crime.

Spermy Smurf posted:

And the one teammate who didnt want to use whips but was peer pressured into changing his build.

I am sure just the name Lightly Whipped makes them cringe.

I called my team mates fools for *buying* whips, I peer pressured nothing.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Grimmik is now decent at wrestling for reasons I am un-sure of.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Bad Munki posted:

Oh poo poo, I just won an underdog bet, wtffffff




There goes my flawless betting streak. :(

I have lost every bet and every match, get on my level.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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But Lightly Whipped just had their fight for the round...?

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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I still love this.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Just thought I would let my team know I sold my whip.

And brought a new whip.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Yes! Little buddy Grimmik, I love you.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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Well that was just strange...

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Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

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IMO Lightly Whipped are the true champions.

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