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"A furry, a farmer, and two cows" (formerly team 10) are ready to go! I looked at my team and oh my god.
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Oct 16, 2015 20:51
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Was going to do fight today, RL happened. Fight definitely tomorrow though! Possibly two!
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Oct 22, 2015 03:06
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Fight ran, writeup in progress. Won't be posted for a few hours because I have to dash off. Expect it around 9-10 EST
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Oct 22, 2015 21:52
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Let's meet the teams, folks! Subterranean Animists are the home team today and on the left! They are... Baldwin, a Dwarf with an iron spear and a mix of iron and copper for armor, with a wooden shield! Braun Strowman, the Antwoman with three copper swords, and a copper shirt! Iron rounds out her ensemble. Dusseldorf, another Dwarf who wields an iron spear and wooden shield, and some leather gauntlets! And nothing else! And finally, Qwarf, the final Dwarf for the team. He wields another iron spear, making three for the group, and a collection of iron on his upper body, leaving the rest exposed. A bold move! The away team is Go Big and/or Go Home! They await on the right, beneath the protective wall from the debris being thrown at them. 3 Wolf Moon Shirt is a Werewolf and stands at the front, wielding an iron sword the size of most of his opponents! He wears a full suit of leather to compliment it. Slam Whale Willy is the other Werewolf upon the team! He's wielding a great silver mace and shield, and nothing else. Snowshank Redemption is the team's resident Yeti, he holds a...copper dagger, which is admittedly a greatsword to the enemy team. He wears a shirt of iron to protect his vitals. And finally, Tyler Durden is Hobbes is the team's Tigerman, who wears and wields nothing but a piece of leather armor! The fighters start on the opposite sides, of course, and then the bell is rung! They all rush forward to meet in the center of the arena, where a melee occurs!  Baldwin starts the fight in a precarious position! The two werewolves both leap at him, and he gets struck in the chest by Slam's silver mace, bruising the chest and heart! Not an auspicious start for the home team!  The brawl separates a bit after that, letting Baldwin catch his breath, protected by Braun. She slaps at Shirt with one of her blades, keeping him at bay but causing no damage. But, while that's happening, Qwarf wants blood! He stabs Hobbes in the paw, tearing through the skin while Hobbes is trying to attack Dusseldorf! Dusseldorf retaliates, stabbing Hobbes in the hand with his iron spear, fracturing the bone and sending the massive tigerman to the floor in pain!   Further up, Braun is proving to be the capable duelist indeed. She deflects a blow from Shirt and quickly counters, stabbing him in the thigh and proning him! An artery has been opened and tendons torn by the attack! Shirt may not be able to stand!  Qwarf decides that he just isn't done and stabs Tyler in the head, tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull! A tendon has been torn, but he's somehow still standing!  Dusseldorf and Baldwin take turns going at Snowshank, both stabbing him in the lower body! One hits him in the left leg, the other the right foot - and that's enough to bring the dagger wielding beast down to the floor in pain! Dusseldorf turns away from the downed yeti, immediately stabbing Shirt in the arm, fracturing the bone and tearing a tendon! The wolf has no choice but to give into pain.  And then, Qwarf gets the first fatality of the match, impaling Snowshank through the head and striking him down!  A melee takes place here, Dusseldorf and Braun going at Shirt until they manage to crush his skull, striking him down as well!   The home team has a 2-0 advantage, and the only damage right now is a bruised heart on Baldwin! But, he'w wisely been staying out of things for the past bit. Scratch that, Dusseldorf is going on a rampage! He swipes his spear at Shirt and his head is cloven asunder, bringing the score to 3-0! Willy is in a bad place here, and the wolf knows it!  Willy tries to play a game of keepaway for a while, but with his team down and the entire enemy team up, it's only a matter of time. Baldwin rejoins the fight and strikes the killing blow, leaving Subterranean Animists the winners, with no casualties!        Combat Log! so like, if any commissioner has a method of editing the images that's faster than manually cropping each, that'd be greeeeeat also I am by no means an expert on this, despite the help I received, so feedback is entirely welcome! Galick fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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Oct 23, 2015 01:22
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 E: Well this is a lovely first post for a new page. Fight on the other page guys! And drat, my fighters basically always go down first in these things. On top of losing in general.
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Oct 25, 2015 19:08
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Dec 31, 2015 15:50
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Hey, just wanted to throw this out here. I apologize to everyone in this thread. I commissioned once, and then I picked up a second job and shits been crazy since. I've since left the commissioner group since I sincerely cannot devote the time. Again, I'm sorry, and I should've been more direct about this.
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Jan 14, 2016 17:24
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Goku has finally achieved his true form and discarded the power pole. It only leads to Kami's Lookout now. 
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Jan 16, 2016 00:59
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I'm not sorry. 
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Mar 9, 2016 04:31
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As Gokus manager, I'm personally calling bullshit.
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Apr 20, 2016 20:15
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Maugrim posted:I like how Spermy Smurf is now held solely responsible when fights aren't run. Whatever happened to... *looks at OP" Jazzimus, Silverminnow, Galick and possibly Anchors? Sadly I had to quit due to picking up a second job and a position change at my first job. So I'm busy as all gently caress nowadays.
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May 9, 2016 20:53
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I was going to go for a more serious hammer tiger build but then I looked at my team, shook my head, and then resolved that Goku would abandon his Power Pole after winning his first match.
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May 27, 2016 20:34
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Galick, you are managing Goku, a male Tigerman fighter. This fighter is participating in the 1054 Armok Arena League tournament as a member of A furry, a farmer, and two cows. He has the following equipment. Iron Cap Iron Mail Shirt Copper Leggings Copper Gauntlets Leather High Boots He has the following skills. Level 1 Fighting (Novice) Level 5 Hammer (Proficient) Level 10 Wrestling (Accomplished) Level 6 Striking (Talented) Level 1 Shield (Novice) Level 6 Armor (Talented) Goku has 6.25 points currently available to spend.
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May 29, 2016 05:24
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GOKU! HE'S GONNA SHOW YOU! ...how hard he can lose. But the Furry of a A Furry, A Farmer, and Two Cows wants to enter the Budokai one last time!
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Jun 3, 2016 03:03
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It figures that Goku's only use was punching his own teammate the gently caress out. Admittedly he strangled someone to death a bit after that.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:41
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Hecarim is registered!
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Dec 2, 2016 02:07
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Tiler Kiwi and qbuchold I apologize for not a single loving thing.
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Dec 6, 2016 03:03
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Aw. I was hoping my "I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE  " strat would work. Also holy poo poo, stop biting, you don't even have any points in that.
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Dec 19, 2016 20:51
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Hecarim was a Molemarian with literally nothing but armor (and a full suit of it too as far as I remember) but he was basically worthless  Like here quote:He has the following equipment. The skills were garbage, but that ate up almost all my points for the first round. I figured that no one would be able to afford better than iron in the first few rounds, and my general plan was to just have a giant rampaging wrestlehorse going through in full armor and grabbing people and basically requiring at least two people to down him. And from my brief memory, pretty sure he went down first or second most fights! Galick fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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Feb 11, 2017 09:15
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Hoofvs McKenzie is ready!
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Jun 2, 2017 18:38
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I approve of how ludicrously tanky trolls are now.
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Jun 5, 2017 08:06
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Holy poo poo my team won a match. I think this is the first time this has ever happened.  And his name is HOOFVS MCKENZIE. Respect his minotaur heritage, you racist bastard!
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Jun 5, 2017 18:50
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 This is the best my fighter has ever done!
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Jun 15, 2017 18:18
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My dwarfbux 
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Jun 16, 2017 23:32
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 WE DOIN' THIS BABYYYYYYY
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Jun 20, 2017 05:10
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where's my blood, I wanna watch my minotaur flail ineffectually after dropping his hammer again
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Jun 27, 2017 02:37
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 Still the best I've ever done at least!
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Jun 28, 2017 06:00
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code:
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Jun 28, 2017 18:22
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This is the part when I hope that my team can support my dumbass cause hoo boy this is dumb 
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Aug 3, 2017 18:57
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I will update in like 5 hours after I get off work.
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Sep 6, 2017 23:48
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Punching Bag is still a punching bag.
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Sep 7, 2017 02:31
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YO NERDS YOU WANT SOME loving BLOOD
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Jul 24, 2018 13:27
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So! I got in touch with Jazzimus and pretty soon (depends on him!) we'll be starting a new tournament with me as the primary commish (and anyone else if they want to help out!) Since this'll be my first solo tourney, we're going for a single elimination bracket just to ease things into it. Bright side, this means I can likely put out a few fights per day unless they decide to stand there punching each other in the left big toe for the next sixteen years! So! Sharpen your axes and offer a prayer to Armok to steel yourselves against bloodshed - the Murderbowl lives again! (also Jazz, please give me the ability to start a new tourney on the site or something so we can get the blood flowin' again )
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Jul 24, 2018 19:21
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Please do, Spermy! I'll give this a day or two for people to all register their fighters and then - hopefully - things will have been squared away by Jazz for me to run the fight things.
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Jul 24, 2018 23:28
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Support group is "hope Jazz sees the thread"
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Jul 25, 2018 00:01
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So, question for the thread as Jazz gets this stuff set up: This'll be a 64 competitor, single elimination tournament. Do we think we can hit 64 people right now, or should it be dropped to 32? And should we make a new thread to try and get a bit of interest since this one's been dead for a while?
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Jul 25, 2018 13:29
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You heard'm, Jazz! 32!
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Jul 25, 2018 15:46
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Halfway there! We have 16 combatants registered, so everyone, throw your hats (and weapons) into the ring and let's get our murder goin'! If you've already created a fighter, remember to manage them and register them to the League - and this will let you spend your points immediately as well!
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I R SMART LIKE ROCK posted:Does that mean we're live? Once Jazz actually gives me the ability to run tournaments! I'm gonna give this a day for everyone to create/finalize their builds, and then the blood will be shed!
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