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Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Braun Strowman Smash

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Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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The... Subterranean Animists? Well hello friends we are going to repeatedly die.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Captaindirtnap posted:

So I'm finally done with revising Baldwin on the Subterranean Animists. I've got a character that can reliably murder my teammates at the very least.
It looks like we'll see RIGHT AWAY how medium/small stacks against Largehuge with the new rules.

Also - Is there a test character generator in the works? I apparently can't be assed to do the math and manually equip fighters...

Drop a message if you want me to change anything last minute, still have an hour and a half left of work so might be able to squeeze a change in.

I have this great idea for platinum helms.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Bad Munki posted:

Kobold, full platinum armor. It's a sure thing.

God dammit back to the drawing board, my build's been spoiled...

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Feb 14, 2012

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Captaindirtnap posted:

Ahahaha, I just thought frozen was out of his goddamn mind. Just Munki.

poo poo, You didn't tell anybody about the crossbows, did you?

Oh I still am.
Plan Naked Crossbow is still ready to go

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Day 35: Animists still think I am a spear-wielding dwarf. Have become a valued member of their sports team. The plan proceeds smoothly. Soon, everything will fall into place... General Grievous.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Jimbo my head is not a watermelon :argh:

E: I cannot read. drat you Punc Hant.

Frozen_flame fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Oct 26, 2015

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Feb 14, 2012

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jon joe posted:

2) Guaranteed winners this round: The Plump Helmets, Subterranean Animists. If you bet against them, you're throwing your money away.

No you're not we're actually terrible I hear one of them isn't even a dwarf.

Such scandal can only mean doom and gloom for the team.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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It is good that the team is so accepting of my dwarf's oddities. The extra arms are a birth mark.

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Feb 14, 2012

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B - fairness? in MY Fighting League?

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Feb 14, 2012

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Best call us the Mega Powers, 'cos we're runnin' wild all over this league.

(Braun you have swords stop biting the enemy god dammit)

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Feb 14, 2012

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A little bit worried for Braun and her fellow dwarves now. Being a dwarven blender is all she knows.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Time for the secret plan. Platinum Helms! Also steroids

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Feb 14, 2012

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Braun's face oh my god :3:

The best fanart

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Feb 14, 2012

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It is only right Braun sings as all her fellow dwarves do. Plus clearly it works.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Braun is disappointed and upset by the events that happened. She will return stronger and better with drugsDwarven Training.

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Feb 14, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS: Hypocrit Impy refuses to disown unbloodied on his team. What does this mean for the statisitician's reputation?! CLICK HERE FOR MORE

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Feb 14, 2012

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Braun's helping like the good dwarf she is.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Not only did the lovely Dwarf Braun get a kill, but that artistry has made my night.

Also I demand new arenas, clearly these ones are possessed by ghosts that turn random body parts ethereal.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Bet on the Dwarves. Always.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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I've wanted to upgrade my dwarf to at least one Steel sword but at this point it'll take a while or losing Blender Mode. And how can you Zandatsu without Blender Mode.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Finally a good betting win. All hail the pureblooded team.

E: Fight on the previous page. Everyone died to a Uranium-bodied Unicorn Forbidden Beast.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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God dammit I need more points to buy a Platinum Helmet. Someone help Braun be stupidbrave

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Feb 14, 2012

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quote:

Whats this? Has Frozen Flame has swapped out his gladiators gear? I really don't know. I thought it was a spear'dwarf' earlier. Taking a page out of my dumbass gladiators book was probably not the smartest move I've ever seen.

Not that I remember? I missed the spear memo and been Zoro'ing since the beginning.

They are 3 mini spears though. Technically.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Decoy Badger posted:

Hey Subterranean Animists, update your fighters! Buy some slade codpieces or whatever, just use the points!

I have been! I have like 100 atm, barely enough for a platinum condom for my dwarven junk

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Feb 14, 2012

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Spermy Smurf posted:

Oh hey, its 3-sword-antwoman vs 3-sword-antwoman in my fight. Both of us up top too.

Good luck, rest of my team, I plan on dying in 9 seconds.

What antwoman? Braun is a dwarf.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgAh95IrfIs

Congratulations Apeliminator

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Oh my god that was nailbiting. What a win.

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Spermy Smurf posted:

Another way to look at it is: A couple lucky paralyzing blows was all that kept you from losing to a team with my lovely Antwoman on it.

Shoulda picked a dwarf like me.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Braun you are the best bait. A true dwarven hero, your chitin beard holds true.

Also by god I'm going to get you better swords asap.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Why are things so expensive I just want a Platinum Helm.

Anyone wanna donate like a thousand points?

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Feb 14, 2012

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Cathode is right there should be a points tax. It is only fair given we top teams are providing all the entertainment and job creation for the corpse cleaners

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Feb 14, 2012

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Haha good one now show the real fight.

...
gently caress

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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BRAUN GOT A KILL! BRAUN... er... slapped a tongue so hard it exploded?

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Spermy Smurf posted:

So swap out Braun for Antwoman and otherwise leave Animists untouched?

Hey. gently caress you. Do not insult Braun's dwarven heritage

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Excuse me that was marvellous *Dwarven* vomit there.

Braun expects an apology in the next fight.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Pickled Tink's fight should be the real result. Especially as someone just so happened to win 361 dorfbux out of the deal.

I smell a conspiracy here.

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Feb 14, 2012

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I am going to get your Gladiator killed for that. Braun is sobbing into her four dwarven arms you monster

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Feb 14, 2012

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Dark Off posted:

I always knew that mogwai would carry team laser explosion.
I have faith in that little guy. especially for her 1 level of biting

I also created dwarf fortress arena challenge discord server
everyone is free to join
https://discord.gg/012gPEDdSpgnA08vP
i can make rooms for teams in there so people can discuss strategy more easily

Sweet, a use for Discord finally. Will check it out after work.

P.S. sorry to my team I had to finish a joke from the first arena challenge I entered

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Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

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Think I got inside properly.

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