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quote:Tunicate, you are managing The Official UN Observer, a retired male Human fighter.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 23:02 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 22:28 |
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We should just buy gladiators by the pound. Trade in your yeti for his weight in gremlins
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 17:51 |
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Dance Officer posted:Is there any way to make bowbolds more consistently, well, good? Figure out how to poison the arrows.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 08:39 |
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Jazzimus Prime posted:So what does everyone want this time around? Team tournaments or one-on-one? 4p teams, with a final two-round bracket of the remaining team so only one grand champion emerges
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 01:30 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Everyone in the tournament in the arena at once in a massive Last Being Standing event. yes
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 01:38 |
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Dumb question - is it possible to make a wrestler with a single throwing weapon, or is it impossible for an object to be both ammo and launcher?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 17:11 |
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Jazzimus Prime posted:ZeeToo would be the one who would know, but my guess is that it's impossible, otherwise it would have been easier to implement throwing weapons. I guess it's also impossible to attach 'launcher' to armor, otherwise they could have a decorative headband or something.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 21:31 |
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... okay, I *do* have a dumb dwarf-logic workaround suggestion Make the launcher out of a material that evaporates quickly, and ideally they'll get one throw and then the launcher will puff into smoke before the battle closes. it's super dumb
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 00:32 |
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You might need to do awful things to creatures' base temperatures if the arena temperature isn't amenable to it, but that allows for race-based durability which is exciting.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 00:47 |
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sudden death where all combatants catch on fire
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 00:52 |
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Buying a series of clone fighters with progressively lower boiling points and lifespans.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 01:01 |
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how many points does it cost for a double-edged sword?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 20:27 |
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Yesssssss, with my picks fighting at a consistent level, I am now the highest ranked bettor!
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 19:50 |
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Astus posted:...uh, I did not expect any of that. That was an extremely gruesome match, which makes it even weirder that the team with no armor won. yeah I was honestly expecting a serpentwoman to do well against an unarmored, gnome-free team, but I only got one paralysis total
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 22:52 |
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you should spot anyone hit by Harvey those dorfbux too. They just gotta send in a photo full of blue sevens
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 04:58 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Shot through the heart, And you're to blame
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 20:11 |
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Galick posted:So! I got in touch with Jazzimus and pretty soon (depends on him!) we'll be starting a new tournament with me as the primary commish (and anyone else if they want to help out!) sounds fun
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 21:16 |
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Bad Munki posted:I had such high hopes for a new era of awful names. :| I hope not to disappoint
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2018 16:58 |
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Galick posted:Size better that time? And how's picture quality? Is all the text legible for everyone? seems fine for me
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 20:18 |
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Randomize the version for each fight
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 18:26 |
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Give me full powers and I will run exactly one fight and then get bored and become impossible to contact
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 01:27 |
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People will suspect I died in the hurricane but will never know for certain.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 01:28 |
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In the red square: He's got a maul, and wants to kill you all, the human henchman who's the #1 enema of the state, it's JIM STAFFORD In the purple square: this heiroglypic kobold ain't gonna grow-old, proof that you CAN text and die, it's 🍆 The fighters are squared up, and it already looks bad for 🍆, who can barely carry his platinum warhammer. As they rush to the center, 🍆 tries for first blood, but only lifts his hammer about two millimeters off the ground, and is easily parried by his opponent. Recognizing a superior fighter, he immediately turns tail and attempts to flee the arena! What sort of cowards are they letting in these days? Jim pursues, and 🍆 deals the first damage of the match, as Jim stubs his toe on the hammer! The crowd goes mild! Jim capitalizes on the opportunity and breaks 🍆's spine! Sadly, this wound barely inconveniences the nearly-spineless kobold, who badly twists Jim's elbow as it's overextended on the down-stroke, then taps the hammer's hilt into Jim's shins. Irritated by his pint-sized foe, Jim feints with his maul and tackles 🍆 to the ground! 🍆 jumps to his feet, only to get knocked down again and stunned. Tired of having his toes stubbed, Jim shows 🍆 how a real fighter does things and drops his maul on 🍆's toes. I think that by the end of this he'll be flat and tenderized - perfect for a 🍆 parm sub. Jim seems to agree, as he bends down and leans in for a taste test, biting one of 🍆's toes off! 🍆 is in full on retreat, so Jim shows the superiority of his fully intact feet, kicking the warhammer out of 🍆's hand! The rest is brutal and short - while 🍆 never had a chance to begin with, losing his weapon renders the rest of the fight a formality, as Jim slowly reduces him into an unrecognizable pulp. Winner: JIM STAFFORD Combat Log: http://arenachallenge.com/dwarffort/view_combat_log.php?733
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 23:35 |
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verbal enema posted:HELL YEAH calm down it was just bad munki
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 23:52 |
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Cathode Raymond posted:That link isn’t the combat log I'll just put it here since I'm clearly incompetent and it's not very long quote:*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 00:01 |
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ROUND EIGHT In the red square, this fowl-mouthed fighter is going hell-for-leather, breaking taboos like she'll break your spine, it's Duck Fucker! In the blue square, this cool cat just wants to axe you some questions, a tiger man with a battle plan, it's KITTY! As the bell rings, the fighters rush forward. Duck Fucker's elf feet propel her faster than the sluggish KITTY, not at all slowed by the massive two-handed sword she's carrying. It's nice to know that at least SOME fighters know how much weapon they can handle. KITTY springs around like a maniac, with three impressive dodges that are so preemptive our combat reporter refuses to register them. With hops like those, he should be called TIGGER! When they finally close to combat, they find themselves evenly matched. The fighters trade a ferocious spiral of parries, dodges, and counters. Duck Fucker stabs KITTY in the arm, and he returns the favor with an axe to the leg! Both of them are injured, but Duck Fucker keeps the upper hand by whacking KITTY in the head, then slashes him in the shin so hard his thigh bends. The stuffed animal theory gets more support by the minute! A slash to KITTY's lower arm has me convinced! You can see stuffing coming out of the seams as his upper arm twists apart! The battleaxe that was crudely sewn to his hand falls to the arena floor. Now that he's done playing with axes, TIGGER springs forward to give Duck Fucker a big hug, knocking her to the floor. Unfortunately, this horseplay gets a little out of hand, and TIGGER accidentally steps on Duck Fucker's wrist and breaks it. Duck Fucker cuts his wrist off in retaliation, and enjoys the payback. She enjoys it so much, she decides to get some more, turning the stuffed tiger into an oversized pincushion. Christopher Robin is going to be so disappointed. The winner: Duck Fucker! Combat Log: http://arenachallenge.com/dwarffort/view_combat_log.php?734 Tunicate fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Sep 19, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 06:23 |
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a battle too big for one page, an epic brawl for the ages
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 05:11 |
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Its all my fault for crashing the individual tourneys with a null character name.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 20:43 |
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The spinning +hard drive platter+ hits the motherboard! It is struck down!
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 00:14 |
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This tournament has lost momentum at this point, and gently caress it, I'm not setting up DF again, I'm going to abuse my commissioner privilege and run all the remaining fights in AI Dungeon. Remington (Managed by Klokwurk) vs (Managed by me) quote:Generating story... Winner: Gnose Nothing (managed by Gnoman) vs Hey it's that dog (Managed by I R SMART LIKE ROCK.) quote:> You move on to the next match. The challengers in this match are "Hey, it's that dog!", a female Werewolf fighter, who is facing off against "Gnose Gnothing", a female Human fighter. The two combatants enter the arena. Winner: Gnose Gnothing Tanky Tawny (managed by Maarak) vs ϾϿ (managed by Spermy Smurf) quote:> You move on to the next match. The challengers in this match are "Tanky Tawny", a male Tigerman fighter, who is facing off against "ϾϿ", a male Minotaur fighter. The two new combatants enter the arena. Nickleback (managed by Frozen_Flame) vs Badant (managed by habituallyred) quote:
Gorbo the Smoosher ( managed by Captainicus) vs Strangler disguised as itself (managed by AJ_Impy) quote:
Tunicate fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Jul 13, 2020 |
# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 03:16 |
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Having abused my powers further, this round of the tournament is officially over, and we move into sweet sixteen. I have figured out how to lock a list of equipment, weapons, and skills for each combatants into the AI, and it often will even remember them, so anyone who's still active in this thread, feel free to spend your points on items which might end up being imaginary, I'll run the fights of people who spent points sometime tomorrow.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 08:31 |
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I have no ability to reset passwords, so just say what you're buying on the honor system. (I also can't seem to start the next round either which would be an issue if we were still running this in DF) Tunicate fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jul 14, 2020 |
# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 02:30 |
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commish note: since I can't start the next round of the tournament for some reason I can't see your characters' stats so just post Character Name Race Best Skill Weapon Type Armor and I'll pair characters off from the survivors to crown the true winner.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 02:45 |
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i don't think i can start the next round, So if someone would start it for me that'd be great. last chance to spend your worthless points
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 21:16 |
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First four of the sweet sixteen matches. Don't wanna shotgun them all at once. Lumbering Jack (managed by Lady Teacup.) vs (managed by Coward.) quote:> You announce that the prelims are over, and you are moving into the Sweet Sixteen! Winner: through nonprintable acts of violence On bi van kenjo bi (managed by my dad) vs Derek Smart (managed by Jack the Lad ) quote:
Winner: On bi van Kenjo bi in the second round, with twelve seconds on the clock Bordi laSord (managed by Ablative. ) vs edgelord (managed by dmboogie ) quote:> You signal the next two contestants to come out. The first one is Bordi laSord, a male dwarf armed with a sword and shield. He faces edgelord, a soldier ant woman who is dual wielding daggers. The two contestants enter the ring! Winner: edgelord, by decapitation Jim Stafford (managed by Verbal Enema) vs Duck Fucker (managed by goatface) quote:> You watch the empty arena and prepare for the next match. The first gladiator is Jim Stafford, a male Human fighter with a silver maul. The second gladiator is Duck Fucker, a female Elf swordsman with a bronze two-handed sword. Winner: Duck Fucker, by humblebragging
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 05:51 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 22:28 |
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The AI kept telling me to log off so this round took longer. (managed by Tunicate ) vs Gnose Gnothing (managed by Gnoman) quote:
Winner: Badant (managed by habituallyred ) vs ϾϿ (managed by Spermy Smurf ) quote:> You log back on, and prepare the next two combatants. First up, you have ϾϿ the minotaur. With his copper armor he can take a few hits, and those platinum gauntlets will make his punches a lot stronger. In the other corner, you have Badant, a soldier ant woman who dual wields iron throwing axes. Winner: ϾϿ Strangler disguised as itself (managed by AJ_Impy ) vs Stab!Monkey Bad!Munki (managed by Cathode Raymond ) quote:> You bring in the next combatants. This is a special match, featuring two different stranglers. Stranglers, as the crowd well knows, are four-armed ape-like creatures with three eyes and an unquenchable thirst for violence. In the red corner, you have Strangler disguised as itself, armed with an iron pick, and in the blue corner, you have Stab!Monkey Bad!Munki, who is wielding THREE different spears at once. Truly fascinating. Both of them have oaken shields, so this could be anyone's game, folks! Winner: Strangler disguised as itself... but this AI is starting to worry me. Plate (managed by Selious ) vs Stabbers (managed by Galick ) quote:
Winner: Plate, the chosen one. Also the last match upload I got this error "Line 778 - You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1" Tunicate fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jul 25, 2020 |
# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 05:07 |