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Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

James LargeSausage, human, has entered and is ready to rumble.

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Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I go away for one day and everything happens in my absence. My Dad, is there anything I should know about the team?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Wow. That was unexpected. We predicted a very different result, and certainly not a 4-nil victory!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Ramc posted:

DUAL TECH UNLOCKED

Is it time for the "get dunked on" emote?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Ramc posted:

That fight log is especially brutal. Jesus christ, Josie.

Harsh, but fair.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

When do we get the next injection of points for our fighters?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I feel our team lost their footing there.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

James' best performance, cut short by a stinking dwarf hopped up on mushrooms. There ain't no justice!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I, uh, might have made an incorrect bet. Is there any way to reset my bets for this round before it starts?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Jesus, how many hands were lopped off in that fight?

And also, I'm quite pleased at the performance of my fighter and my team.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

my dad posted:

While I'm sad we lost, I'm not exactly surprised. The way this fight went is pretty much what I expected to happen.

You are a prophet of doom.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

AJ_Impy posted:

This is a rarity, a perfect division of kills amongst a team. The entirety of 2CWD pitch in. Stumpy and Richard are in double figures, 11 and 10 respectively.

Since it's the end of the round, here's the leaderboard.

Chaz Steadyfist, 17 kills.
James LargeSausage, 16 kills.
Sriracha Fartstorm Returns, In Like Flynn, Qwarf, Jimbo Akimbo, 3 Wolf Moon Shirt, 13 kills.
Dusseldwarf, 12 Kills.
Stumpy, 11 kills.
Snarls Barkley, Albirik the Insignificant, Turquoise Tonic, Candy Corn Tiger, Simon Belmole, Richard Kyanka, 10 kills.

Five unblooded remain.

Ten rounds have taken place. This means 40 opposing gladiators.

Chaz Steadyfist is only three kills off having killed half the gladiators he has faced.

Chaz and James have killed the equivalent of 4 entire teams, having faced ten.

Edit: Tally is here.

Jazz, any chance we get this in the initial posts so Spermy doesn't have to search or ask in future?

I wonder what the majority of kills are caused by? Beheading?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

James' contribution to this fight was to be a large target. Go James!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Well, that was a thing.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Jesus, that was quite a fight.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

It's like kicking a puppy. You almost feel bad. Almost.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Curses! Broke again. And Kudos to the opposing team.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Single is my vote. Let's get this show rolling.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Ramc posted:



Josie is very proud of her teammate.

James couldn't have done it without his team.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

my dad posted:

There's 4 people on the team, spermy, not just me.

Yea. my dad just tells us how to spend our points. We get to choose the names of our fighters.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

James being non-factor in the fight was a personal disappointment, but that's the way the chips fall. Well done to Team Laser Explosion!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Here's James:

James LargeSausage, a male Human fighter.

He has the following equipment.
Steel Halberd
Iron Helm
Iron Mail Shirt
Iron Leggings
Iron Gauntlets
Iron Low Boots

He has the following skills.
Level 1 Fighting (Adequate)
Level 12 Axe (Master)
Level 6 Dodging (Talented)

I'm not sure what I would have bought him for the finals, probably more weapon skill.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Spermy Smurf posted:

What was his skill level during the normal season? He was a beast.

He grew from rank 6 to rank 12 over the course of the tournament. The points boost for qualifying + banked points took him from rank 8 to 12, if I recall.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Ramc posted:

hahahhah holy poo poo loving incredible 100% worth it

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Fuubi posted:

Comedic effect, then.

Don't tread on me.

Also. Fighter entered.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:

Alt-right hook, a male Troll fighter managed by Afriscipio, needs his gear sorted immediately!

Done. Timezones are annoying.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

White Eye the troll is ready to regenerate.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I leave the forums for one day and I'm shamed. Fighter updated.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

jon joe posted:

Could I convince you to a different build?

Sorry, read this too late. I only got in after midnight, so I updated the fighter and went to bed.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Speaking of observation. How does it work?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

My fighter contributed by being there. Yay!

But seriously, that brutal bashing reminded me of a killer whale toying with a seal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WGIH35JBE&t=29s

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Are there going to be any fighter update rounds this week? I'm going to be away for 4 days.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Ouch!

My fighter was a loser. You're all losers!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

It seems armor was a decider here.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Whirl Dwarf One ready for takeoff.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I've just inspected our team. Oh god, what have we wrought?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Hmm, this result does not bode well for our team's prospects.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

A all the way.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

drat,

I missed the sign up. Godspeed blood goons.

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Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

verbal enema posted:

running a fight

:siren: Round 3, Fight 4 :siren:

Projectile Vomit (2-0) is on the left side of the arena.
Mole Foley (Maarak) is a male molemarian. He is empty handed and wears a steel helm, leather armor, and a steel mail shirt.
Spermy Munki (Frozen_Flame) is a male dwarf. He wields a silver war hammer and wears an iron helm.
Buy Buy Buy! (Splode) is a male minotaur. He wields an iron spear and wears an iron cap, an iron mail shirt, iron leggings, and iron high boots.
Thor the Warrior (Klokwurk) is a male human. He wields an iron throwing axe and wears leather leggings.

The Windy Whirly Farters (0-2) is on the right side of the arena.
Hacksy Axy (Gnoman) is a male dwarf. He wields a bronze throwing axe and wears a bronze helm, a bronze breast plate, bronze leggings, bronze gauntlets, and bronze high boots.
Fartley Buttockchum (fallingdownjoe) is a male molemarian. He wields an iron maul and wears an iron mail shirt.
Windybold (pantherrpg) is a male kobold. He wields an iron throwing axe and wears no armor.
Whirl Dwarf One (Afriscipio) is a female dwarf. She wields a silver flail and wears an iron mail shirt, iron gauntlets, and iron high boots.

Projectile Vomit is a 5.76 to 1 betting favorite in this match with 6478.00 dwarfbucks in total bets placed on them, compared to 1125.00 dwarfbucks for The Windy Whirly Farters.


get ready

I had forgotten that I'd created a fighter for this. Go team!

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