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Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Suck & gently caress Pighead is chomping at the bite!

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Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Hello Haystack, Mygna & Lorrdernie the team formerly known as "Team 5", I let the power go to my head and renamed us. How do you guys want to communicate to think up better names and other important things? I'm fine with pms or email, let me know!

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

We won! My fighter did nothing at all but we still won! Um, well done guys.

Suck it munki

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

haha reading the logs, it took Sriracha Fartstorm 4 unhindered shots to my unprotected head with his silver warhammer to get the kill, I think maybe the old silver warhammer isn't the best weapon.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

my dad posted:

Is anyone interested in me making a post about armor coverage and weapon specifics, including pics of what their equivalents would look like in real life?

Yea

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Decoy Badger posted:

At least Eyeteeth survived longer than everyone else, if that's anything to be proud of.

We worked up quite a sweat bashing his head in, you should be proud.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

I vote to keep it. One lonely voice. Who's with me?

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

oystertoadfish posted:

i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im the silent majority. my vote is worth a thousand non-silent minorities. that's how nixon got elected twice

Yes brother! Together we can elect nixon again! 4000 glorious years!

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Number of bruised stomachs. Pig head isn't all that effective.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Klokwurk posted:

Or a strangler leather cap.

With humorous hairy "mickey mouse" ears.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Boatmurdered is clearly the best Division. All hail.

pre:
pct
Boatmurdered    2.4
Syrupleaf       2.35
Gemclod         1.75
Bronzestabbed   1.6

kill diff
Boatmurdered    14
Syrupleaf       10
Gemclod         -10
Bronzestabbed   -14
Shameful Bronzestabbed, shameful.

Dirty Frank fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Dec 8, 2015

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

LorrdErnie posted:

Other important stats:
pre:
dicks chopped off
Boatmurdered    1
Syrupleaf       0
Gemclod         0
Bronzestabbed  0

Thanks LorrdErnie, how could I forget the all important gelding stat. Seriously, Boatmurdered is the best.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

dasmause posted:

I learned how to kick and bite, thus upgrading my battle mastery to the "little girl" level

My son is going through a biting phase, he's two. Which means that Team Laser Explosion is literally as dangerous as four two year olds. Basically a bye for their next opponents.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Mygna posted:

Of course it was planned. I mean, do you think we're all just bumbling along with no idea what we're doing or something?

Yes. Yes, we are.

The planning meetings take long enough as is to get further than costume design.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

We're a very fair minded team, one for you, one for you, one for you aaaaand one for me.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Mygna posted:

I knew smuggling in a pair of silver knuckledusters would pay off eventually

That doesn't make suck and gently caress look too good...

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

Holy loving poo poo there are 5 more god drat rounds before playoffs.

40 more fights before playoffs. Another 20hrs of time to run and write them up before playoffs.

You're doing Armok's work Spermy, its a great task with great rewards*!

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

And then you assholes are going to want effortposts for playoffs and finals aren't you?

I hate you guys more and more the longer this goes on, you know that right?

:bigtran:

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Powerfrog posted:

I thought it was a value bet but at this point I'm not even sure I had favourable odds.

I'd be really interested to see the results of this fight being ran a few dozen times. On second thought, don't, It'd be too depressing.

More of a value punt really.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

Not sure why the betting was the way it was.

Mostly Klockwerk betting on his own team, which is cool and good.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

AJ_Impy posted:

Weird. You'd have thought a werewolf and a goblin with identical weapons would be remotely close in effectiveness. 2CWD are now the team with the most even distribution of kills, with just three between the best and the worst, everyone contributing roughly a quarter of the slaughter. Move over, Worker Cooperative, this is true equality in the arena!

There's so much variance to say anything for sure, but Goblins have more points and suck & gently caress has little armour and thus probably has more skill points.

Having said that most of her kills are crushing fools skulls when they're already down, so it could be the rest of the team being good. Thanks team!

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Coward posted:

Oh, what the gently caress? I may as well have brought a whip. :negative:

You bet against your team, you deserve nothing.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

LorrdErnie posted:

I wonder how many more we have to win before we are in regardless of what else happens... I'm gonna go ahead and jinx it and say I think we probably are gonna make it though
LorrdErnie! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Coward posted:

Huh. Are there people who are actually offended or weirded out that I always bet against my own team? This is like the second or third time this has come up. I can kind of understand that it might be viewed as sort of disloyal or that I'm deliberately taking a dive or something, is that it?

I may be enticingly serious when I say YOU R SCUM

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

LorrdErnie posted:

Two of our remaining 4 matches have a teams at 3-11 and 4-10.

So it'll be really embarrassing when we lose all 4 of our remaining matches and miss the playoffs :v:

Here is Fate -> :a2m: < -here is you

Maybe you are the coach we need not the one we want :O

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

LorrdErnie posted:

agh my hubris

agh your hubris

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

LorrdErnie posted:

It can't be my fault! It's rigged against us I tell you!

Spermy Smurf, coincidence?

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Holy poo poo, S&F did well, and we need more killing power for the finals. What happened with the water?

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Okay LordErnie, no more hubris right? I'm touching wood, are you touching wood? Let's all touch wood together. Wood.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Single for the same reason as my dad.

Also I'd like to see the loosing teams fight themselves (that is each man for themselves, 4 way royal rumble) so they can see who to blame their pitiful failure on. Which I understand goes against what I just said above, I'm a man of contradictions.

Dirty Frank fucked around with this message at 10:15 on May 31, 2016

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Ok, I spent my points you can start running matches again now. Whips are still OP right?

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

AJ_Impy posted:

26th=, s&f pighead,11 kills.

Aww no title :(

AJ_Impy posted:

61st=, Eyeteeth IV, 1 kill, Worthless Wastrel.

Huh, maybe not the worst thing.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Average Axeman
Fair Flayer
Crappy Cutthroat

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Ouch, oh well :( GG TPH

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

LorrdErnie posted:

whaaaaaattt

If I'd done testing at all I might've seen this coming.

Its a conspiracy! Jet fuel Adamantium always melts cuts through steel!

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Suck & gently caress Pighead is a member of Two Chicks with Dicks.

She has the following equipment.
Silver War Hammer
Iron Helm
Iron Mail Shirt
Iron Leggings
Iron Gauntlets
Iron High Boots

She has the following skills.
Level 5 Fighting (Proficient)
Level 10 Hammer (Accomplished)
Level 8 Dodging (Expert)
Level 1 Armor (Novice)

I was hoping getting a lot of skill on hammer due to the points bonus of being small would pay off, and while it didn't completely suck, it wasn't super effective. Maybe I should have forgone armour completely given how dangerous wrestling is to the little guys and armour doesn't really help with that. I dunno.

Fun tourney, big thanks to all the fight runners and Jazz. Gotta figure out who to root for now.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

will there be fireworks? I like fireworks at a grand final

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

If they're on fire they do. Decent substitute if not.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Sorry but Donald J Thump, and no Killary K Killton? the gently caress you guys?

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Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

I am tempted to boot Bad Munki so you can enter this gladiator.

gently caress monki. Do it.

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