Dwarf Fortress Arena Challenge: Season 5 - The Road To The Murderbowl!

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Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sun Tzulander the Philomodel is ready to pose and possibly bite, scratch, gouge or fall over when turning left.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 12:01

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:48

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I hope my team is ok with me trying to out-bad Munki. Not intentionally, I just have no clue what I'm doing, in life or otherwise.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 20:08

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

SynthOrange posted:

Whats this? People are coordinating? Ridiculous!

I love that our team hasn't given a solitary about talking to each other yet.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 10:37

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

goatface posted:

FINE. I have destroyed my fighter to fit your whims.

Don't give in to the haters, be the beautiful and crippled butterfly you ache to be.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 14:46

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I love that I was just sort of hanging out in the fight and then died. Yay for terrible builds.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 15:50

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I don't know about the rest of my team, but I am pleased to be absolutely useless in a fight.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 01:13

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I... what?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 23:45

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I like to think I was instrumental in us winning that fight. RIP left hand.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 23:54

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sun Tzulander is a lover, not a fighter.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 05:18

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I'm pretty sure I'll never get a kill, but I don't care if Sun just keeps throwing enemies so hard they just shatter.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 10:53

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I stand undefeated at being the worst, at least I made money off this round.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 23:30

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 21:52

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I refuse the blood of your covenant, AJ_Impy. Sun Tzulander is a pacifist. That punches through bones, apparently.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 21:25

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

On paper, Sun Tzulander is our teams most skilled combatant.

On paper.

He is lvl 8 Armor and he's naked

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 02:19

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 21:34

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Ramc posted:

What is going on here.

I wanted to see if it'd make any real difference. It didn't.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 09:53

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sweet jebus. :stonk:

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 01:42

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sun Tzulander may be more useless than a dead hedgehog, but at least he's got some nice kicks.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 03:24

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

AJ_Impy posted:

I refuse to acknowledge any virtue or value until it kills someone.

Don't hate cuz he pretty~

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 03:30

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Pickled Tink posted:

Abominable wanted to teach Sun Tzulander how to bite properly. He bit off Krog's eyelid, so she bit off his arm.

That was p. amazing, I was dead worried I was going to break my streak of being useless until that happened.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 02:48

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I love that a dude (thing?) named Stumpy lopped off both SunTzu's legs. That's dedication.

# ¿ May 11, 2016 21:28

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I love how we're basically jobbers in this whole tournament. Need to look good? Fight This Bites tonight!

# ¿ May 26, 2016 15:30

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

If we're sharing pro builds, here's clearly the top build of this tournament:

Sun Tzulander the Philomodel, a male Elf fighter.

This fighter is participating in the 1054 Armok Arena League tournament as a member of This Bites.

He has the following equipment.
Leather Cap
Silver Mail Shirt
Copper Mail Shirt
Copper Leggings
Silver Gauntlets
Platinum Low Boots

He has the following skills.
Level 6 Fighting (Talented)
Level 1 Spear (Novice)
Level 5 Wrestling (Proficient)
Level 9 Striking (Professional)
Level 2 Biting (Adequate)
Level 5 Dodging (Proficient)
Level 1 Shield (Novice)
Level 9 Armor (Professional)
Level 3 Kicking (Competent)

Sun Tzulander the Philomodel has 8.5 points currently available to spend.

# ¿ May 28, 2016 19:05

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Captaindirtnap posted:

Holy crap. No wonder the poor bastard never earned a name. That elf had twice his body weight in armor.

Slade gauntlets all over again.

Nah man it's cool, he's got 9 armor skill :downs:

# ¿ May 29, 2016 03:08

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

ZeeToo posted:

I was thinking a nice little 4v4 here.

Sun Tzulander and his three clones vs, oh, say, James LargeSausage, Chaz Steadyfist, In like Flynn and Dusseldwarf

poo poo yeah, that'll be hilarious.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 06:17

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sun Tzulander of This Bites is sure to lose, but will go in anyway!

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 11:36

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

It's good to have goals!

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 09:48

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

I'm amazed that even in that huge scrum, Sun Tzulander managed sweet fuckall.

I sure know how to build 'em!

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 21:07

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Spermy Smurf posted:

Wait a minute. Is Sun Tzu Elf #4? Is there another elf in the list alphabetically lower than Sun Tzu?

Elf 4 punches Werewolf 2 in the upper body with his left hand and the injured part collapses!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Werewolf 2 has been struck down.

Oh no, my losing streak!

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 11:27

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:48

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

It would take everyone being zombies for me to get a kill.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 01:58

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