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To make sure your bathroom was clean, because this is where your guests had a chance to be alone to sit quietly and judge you. She also said you could tell if some one was actually a clean person vs cleaned just for you by the condition of the area right around the drains. As I was cleaning my bathroom tonight I just kept thinking "this is where people judge me" Please share the wisdom of your mother(or aunt, grandma or dad gently caress the police), be it advice that has held up, a recipe whatever |
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Oct 14, 2015 11:46
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any gloves can be murder gloves
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Oct 14, 2015 11:47
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bacalou posted:black clothes don't show blood your mother was a practical woman. this will inform my future wardrobe choices |
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Oct 14, 2015 11:54
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If you have to change lanes suddenly, pick a car that costs more than the one you're driving and cut them off. They'll move.
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"Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning." -my mom |
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Oct 14, 2015 19:31
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Cantaloupe posted:"Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning." -my mom good mom |
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Oct 14, 2015 19:40
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:If you have to change lanes suddenly, pick a car that costs more than the one you're driving and cut them off. your mom was right |
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Oct 14, 2015 19:41
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Clean your room, do your homework |
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Oct 14, 2015 20:02
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by the way Hi what's this thread about |
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Oct 14, 2015 20:02
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advice from your mom you have hold dear. your moms advice has served you well Dr. The whiter the bread the quicker your dead (was that my mom?) still it's catchy |
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Oct 14, 2015 20:04
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"Don't you dare get married before you're 35", and "I better never catch you on one of those stupid loving reality TV shows" |
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Oct 14, 2015 20:08
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When I became of age my mother called me to her side, She said, "Son, you're growing up now pretty soon you'll take a bride" And then she said, "Just because you've become a young man now, There's still somethings that you don't understand now, Before you ask some girl for her hand now Keep your freedom for as long as you can now." My mama told me, "You better shop around, (Shop, shop) Oh yeah, you better shop around" (Shop, shop around) |
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Oct 14, 2015 20:16
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check this cat video out on the internet |
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Oct 15, 2015 04:03
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"Where's your sense of adventure?" is a sign to turn back, not a legitimate question!
City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Oct 15, 2015 |
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Oct 15, 2015 04:57
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also don't try to make candy when it's rainy, it never sets right. |
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Oct 15, 2015 04:58
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when I was little, my mom was the only breadwinner, and my dad was out of work and always whined about it. and my mom would show me her pay stubs and say "if you work your rear end of and go to college like me, especially if you go into health care (implying not like dad who dropped out), you'll get a good job and make good money like this." I've always been driven to be the breadwinner of the house and improve myself ever since. |
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Oct 15, 2015 07:18
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my dad used to tell me to find a job i can deal with doing every day for the rest of my life I told him i wanted to do something i enjoyed doing He told me if people enjoyed their jobs they wouldnt be getting paid money to do them ---------------- |
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Oct 15, 2015 09:55
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My mom used to tell me being likable was more important than being smart, and looking at life she was pretty right
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Oct 15, 2015 09:56
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Momma used to say: "take your time, young man!" Momma used to say: "don't you rush to get old! Momma used to say: "Take it in your stride!" Momma used to say, hey hey She also told me she had my nose. I want my nose back, ma! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 15, 2015 12:35
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mama told me not to come |
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Oct 15, 2015 12:46
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she was sick of my socks shattering i guess |
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Oct 15, 2015 12:47
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"This country is slowly turning to satan. The whole 'gay pride' movement is a slap to God's face. Sooner or later they'll let them marry. It will be terrible. One day when America turns it's back on Isreal, God will send his son back to protect his people. And on that day we will all be in heaven." -Mom, 1998 |
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Oct 15, 2015 13:15
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To get something for dinner
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Oct 15, 2015 13:38
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I have bathroom phobia and don't use other's bathrooms CharimanMeow, so I can't judge you.
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Schurik posted:mama told me not to come Schurik posted:she was sick of my socks shattering i guess this was so unexpected  Splatmaster posted:To get something for dinner  Al Borland posted:I have bathroom phobia and don't use other's bathrooms CharimanMeow, so I can't judge you. |
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Oct 15, 2015 15:57
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I don't judge someone for the cleanliness of the room where they pee and poop into a bowl of fresh potable water every day |
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Oct 15, 2015 16:23
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So you're safe chairman meow |
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Oct 15, 2015 16:23
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knock you out |
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Oct 15, 2015 16:26
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social vegan posted:knock you out his mother was a fight promoter Alnilam-I think America has the most water in the toilet. I have no idea how these things evolve |
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-stop fighting with your brother -get up, it's time for school! -supper's in 10 minutes, wash your hands! -brush your teeth -don't forget to vote -you'll do great in school (I was a B student) -you'll do great in the Air Force (10 years and an Honorable Discharge at E-5) -go back to college, the VA is paying for it! You'll do fine! (I got a BS in Business in 2 years, no college prior 3.25 GPA/4.0) -you'll make a great teacher training adults with disabilities how to use computers! (I loved it until I was told I had to drive over an hour and a half round trip daily when they knew I had a serious driving phobia/visual impairment with no depth perception) -You'll win your claim against the VA! Just keep at it! (20 years later, I did...) -I don't like Obama -I watch Fox News ... I still love her, though! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Obama is a communist it's end of the world he's going to literally donate our entire nuclear stockpile to iran and then personally turn off our economy and turn the gas prices way up |
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alnilam posted:Obama is a communist it's end of the world he's going to literally donate our entire nuclear stockpile to iran and then personally turn off our economy and turn the gas prices way up It's going to be fun! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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"If you just don't acknowledge bill collectors, you never have to pay any bills!" "Sleeping with your husband's best friend while your husband still lives in the house is a great way to ensure an amicable divorce!" "As long as the chicken looks cooked on the outside, it's perfectly done." "Just as long as you start something you never have to finish and you can still claim you're really proactive." "When you drive, just stare at a point immediately in front of the car, and never ever look anywhere else." "Blame everyone else." More of a 'learn by example' sort of thing really, not so much verbally expressed. |
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Oct 16, 2015 11:34
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"I know you won't settle just for anyone. she has to be very bright and beautiful." 
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Oct 16, 2015 11:37
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your mom is right meow. keep your bathrooms clean folks my momma always told me that if it was too dirty to put in your mouth it was too dirty to go anywhere else
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my momma always told me when you love a girl, look at her feet.... if she cant take care of those, she cant take care of you |
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the footriarchy
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake |
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quiltyquilty posted:my momma always told me when you love a girl, look at her feet.... if she cant take care of those, she cant take care of you so true, teeth is also a good sign i think. maybe this is how foot fetishes start, the search for the perfect partner Lil Cunty posted:
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