Knormal posted:

My challenge to you, thread, is to not do it. We're all thinking it. No one needs to do it.

Jamesman posted:

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try.

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Domo Arigato?

Flyinglemur posted:

All senators started out as voters.

Inzombiac posted:

Yo, peep dis:
Mix equal parts Rootbeer (Barq's) and chocolate milk.
It's loving dope as a rope.

Shayu posted:

Hihohe posted:

Does that mean Florida is Mordor. Because thats a pretty good comparison.

Stoatbringer posted:

This should probably really be in stdh

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cod damnit axolotl farmer! I told you until I was bluefin the face not to show our new products yet! I've haddock up to here with you! Maybe you'll change your tuna and buck your ideas up if I fire you! Maybe that'll knock you off your perch, huh? Are you herring me? You're fired!

plain blue jacket posted:

It looks like some sort of webcomic but honestly I am drawing a blank

Picnic Princess posted:

That patient room is way too close to the dirty outside, holy moley. What a bad hospital.

MariusLecter posted:

Jerry Cotton posted:

SPURDDDDDDDDDDDO SÄRPESDES

I mean your parasailing cockslurpers are not the meme lords that we need.

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

#include<stdio.h>

int main() {
float radius, area;

printf("\nEnter the radius of Circle : ");
scanf("%d", &radius);

area = 3.14 * radius * radius;
printf("\nArea of Circle : %f", area);

return (0);
}

Stex T posted:

NotAnArtist posted:

Settle down, benis

Shayu posted:

WARNING SPOOKY APROACH NOW

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It's often harder on the woman.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

death .cab for qt posted:

This was loving classic, it's been forever since I read this.

IIRC he reveals having a huge crush on his sister

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Rolo posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

Seriously, I challenge anyone to make it more than a couple minutes into this.

Montalvo posted:

zeldad

Say Nothing posted:

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Also the Troll Face Guy got his IP lawyers on the dude

Healbot posted:

Go gently caress yourself mate.

Data Graham posted:

I remember that video getting a positive reaction here at one time


true story

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Goddamn it meme thread

Scarf posted:

These memes are too fresh. Have some old memes