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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Same

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I have no pets, but I still would.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RillAkBea posted:

"Halloween should be fun for everyone.." :downs:

So mote it be.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Frostwerks posted:

She hasn't tamed poo poo.

Jorah has carried a printer for her

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wheany posted:

I bring you the hottest meme from Finland: Zander


"It's easy to make snow, zander is a good snow cannon"


"There is nothing to be concerned about, zander hospital is near"


"It doesn't matter what you stream, zander streams"


"You're allowed to have opinions, zander isn't a racist"


"Size doesn't matter, zander is long and thick"


"I drank zander's booze" "gently caress, my booze"


"I banned zander"


"Tuition doesn't matter, zander is rich"


"I promised a zander"


"I farted a zander"


"I cut a zander"


"Dancing is fun, zander is a good DJ"


"Poker is fun, zander isn't the only fish in the table"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Eh, I bet anime has bigger.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHA :golfclap:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
A nigga fart in he own rear end... a shameful nigga

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Indecisive posted:

i wonder how turkey farmers stay in business when americans only eat it one day a year

You monster

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

EAT FRESH

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Your avatar made me remember something...


https://youtu.be/u3LQ6UZFVFs?t=5m12s

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dungeon Ecology posted:

so I held back tears, went home, and made a meme.

Then I came

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

One per oval office?

No, it's one per....

Nope, you're correct.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Yah. Give em a nice sausage to eat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

NotAnArtist posted:

Everyone in space fantasy universe will die, eventually. Luke, Han, Leia... all just cosmic grains of dust in the wind.

Btw luke is the dude with the crossguard lightsaber

Good.

I hope Luke Kills everyone.

EVERYONE!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Smashing Link posted:

If I can be serious for a minute, I need some advice from this thread. My wife and I just had our 2nd kid and we both have been having a pretty rough time with demanding jobs and moving to a new city in the last year. I have had to give up a lot of things like hanging out with friends and most of my hobbies to keep up with the demands. Things are getting pretty intense at work and I need to find more hours in my week to keep up. I am down to exercise and staying on top of the meme scene as the two things I can afford to give up at this point. My worry if I don't keep up on memes is that I will never be able to catch up again and will be "old" for the rest of my life. What advice do you have for someone in my situation? Sincerely,

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

NotAnArtist posted:

Mark Hamil is slowly aging into palpatine IRL so it's basically typecasting at this point

Hey, dudes got a paycheck for just being him.


gently caress I would love to have this...

You?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Judge Schnoopy posted:

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

I lost it at this. :lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:cripes:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

EXAKT Science posted:

I mean they're not wrong about the cartoon being transphobic.

Both sides have hit the bullseye. Just let them finish the game.

You don't have to participate, it's perfectly rational to take a seat on the sidelines and just laugh and cheer both sides.

Buckle up, buckaroo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Head Big, Big Head!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Paladinus posted:

JPEG compression was used to torture prisoners of war during WWII.

And so begins, the Meme Wars.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:laffo:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Heath posted:

Is it still a fan if it's blown by air rather than blowing air around?

Let me mill this thought over.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Which none of us will ever experience :v:









:negative:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kylo Ren's beak is bigger.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:v: in cat years it's 634 years old. :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hyperlynx posted:

Patrick Stewart can't be that mean. Say it aint so!
....

....
https://twitter.com/sirpatstew/status/351533474349461504?lang=en
Well, sorta.

Patrick Stewart is a avatar of perfection, placed upon this plane of existence for our wonder.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chard posted:

Every single loving super hero movie ever made was bad and anyone who says otherwise is a nerd who somehow escaped the locker/trashcan they belong in

Yah bro :hfive: now let's go in back and suck each other off, since you owned these dweebs. :a2m:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Mega-millionaire lawyers are also why Fantastic Four (1994), Fantastic Four (2005), and Fantastic Four (2015) all exist.

Shoveling turds pays $8.50/hour on a ranch, but $7,500/hour in Hollywood.

You saying you wouldn't shovel a heaping pile of poo poo for 7,500/hour?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rysithusiku posted:

I would live in a heaping pile of poo poo for 7,500/hour.
Oh, there it is, there's my price apparently.

15.6 million per year, pre taxes. Yah I think that's A LOT of people's price.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Who What Now posted:

That's not paying money, that's paying drugs.

Value is determined by the marketplace.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oli posted:

Waiting for the 1000 word essay on capitalism and handjobs

The invisible hand beezy of the market.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Size queen bait ITT

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Piearesquared posted:

I know I'm going to regret this...

What is the joke here?


dpack_1 posted:

It's often harder on the tatooee than the tattooist

Oh god damnit, the dandelion seeds.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dungeon Ecology posted:

girlfriends aren't all bad

Girlfriend spotted

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