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Hyperlynx posted:I love how it looks like he's headbutting the seagull. Good. Seagulls are the rear end in a top hat Canadian geese of the beach.
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xoFcitcrA posted:"gently caress, man... I... this car was a replacement for one that was totalled." Mmmm venison mist. Sounds like a boxed wine for vampires.
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So kangaroo in Australia are like regular ol' deer in the States. Well, deer on steroids wearing those bouncy stilt things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYu1UcpMZk
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Klaus Kinski posted:Even if you could've done nothing, you're still pretty hosed. There have been a couple of incidents here with rear end in a top hat cyclists running reds, getting crippled/dead and the driver of the car has almost always been hosed to some degree though there's very little he can do. Are laws about bicycles being vehicles different where you are? Honestly curious, most places have laws that say a bicycle is considered a vehicle and has to obey the same laws as motor vehicles. I've seen people fight it here in court and win because some rear end in a top hat cyclist ran a stop light or sign without looking and got barreled into, then tried to blame the driver who hit them. Might be a mixed bag but I think dash cam plus knowing the laws for cyclists could work in someone's favor, especially when you can see some dipshit dressed in dark clothes intentionally running into traffic at night or some douche cyclist who thinks the rules don't apply.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:10
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MariusLecter posted:Pedestrians have the right Brain-X - "the blood just beads right off!" Seriously though, some of those videos are terrifying. Anyone that walks out in traffic without looking, intentional or accidental, is a loving moron and at least partially at fault for whatever happens.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:11
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Want to hear the sound of pure northern-English schadenfreude? If there's one thing I miss about living in the UK, it's the accents and slang, both are hilarious
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Oct 22, 2015 00:47
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Not in Florida they don't Well yeah, it's full of old whitehairs going 20 under in ALL the lanes. And mowing people/objects down confusing the gas with the brake.
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Oct 23, 2015 02:21
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Nighthand posted:The dispute with lemonheads is probably due to there being two different lemonhead candies. Oh man, the new regular sized Lemonheads aren't nearly as good as they were as a kid. Most everyone in my family except a handful of adults hated lemon flavored candy, I loved Lemonheads and lemon Starburst. Definitely agree the giant Lemonheads are more consistent, some small ones have the 50/50 of being pure lemon concentrate or a ball of sugar with zero lemon flavor.
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Oct 29, 2015 02:33
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FCKGW posted:jesus christ this thread is the loving worst Hey man, cool down - we can all learn to love lemons a little more! Here's some awesome lemon candies from all over the place that are really good. Some are harder to find in the US unless you've got a foreign/niche marketplace but they're worth a shot 
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Oct 29, 2015 03:52
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Trent posted:living the dream and feelin' the stream 
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Oct 31, 2015 01:00
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Rondette posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBiLHqMpQNk Impressive string of cursing at :48
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homewrecker posted:Don't know if this was posted yet, some guy in a cat mask scares a bunch of cats: just for you  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoGqLuvLYLw
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Nov 9, 2015 20:52
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My high school had a "tradition" of taking a porno picture of a threesome and copy/pasting the heads of the principal, assistant principal and receptionist on to it. Since the school was 2 floors with a wide open commons area, they'd print like 100 copies and chuck them off the balcony the day before graduation. Only other one I remember was the sports teams (usually football) going to the rival high school and either burning words/shapes into their football field or tearing around on the grass with ATVs during the night.
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Nuebot posted:Is that actually safe? Because holy poo poo we get these tiny little rear end in a top hat plants that are like, tiny pea-sized versions of those and my cat loves to roll in them and just come in covered. It's like a loving cartoon character that falls on a cactus and is instantly coated in head to toe in needles, except with tiny spike balls. Getting them out of his fur is a nightmare. These could be another similar plant, burdocks - as a kid we found them all over the place in upstate NY, usually they'd just stick to our clothes whenever we played in the woods or went camping. Pretty sure they're not dangerous, just more annoying than anything.  Bonus content from Wiki: quote:After taking his dog for a walk one day in the early 1940s, George de Mestral, a Swiss inventor, became curious about the seeds of the burdock plant that had attached themselves to his clothes and to the dog's fur. Under a microscope, he looked closely at the hook system that the seeds use to hitchhike on passing animals aiding seed dispersal, and he realized that the same approach could be used to join other things together. The result of his studies was Velcro.[7]
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Lord Chumley posted:Schadenfreude Thread: hilarity of death by bridge to rear end Death by abuttment
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I Am Crake posted:I so want this to be real, and I'd so like this to turn into an actual case and see the cocky, irresponsible idiot lose to the just plain stupid idiot. I mean you have to be a grade-a dipshit to do something like throw sugar in your gas tank because you read about it on Facebook, but where's the humor in posting something like that? Isn't the whole point trying to trick idiots into doing it, like the iPhone microwave thing? It's just malicious. If someone is that stupid that they can't do a little Googling to see if that poo poo's real, they deserve whatever consequences come from their stupidity. This isn't like giving a baby a lemon and laughing at its funny faces, these are grown-rear end adults that should know better. If they don't, it's their own goddamn fault, let them learn the hard way and get ridiculed.
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Choco1980 posted:This is so great I'd almost think it was choreographed. Even if it was, it'd be even better - 2 guys on different teams, good enough buddies to stage that? C'mon 
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Dec 1, 2015 06:39
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Humphreys posted:Undercover Aussie motorbike cop pulling over a bunch of people using mobile phones while driving: drat I wish police in the US cracked down like this. AFAIK cell phones are banned/illegal but police can only cite you for it if they pull you over for another infraction, I may be wrong though. People might wise the gently caress up if we handled auto cell bans like Australia does and, y'know, actually punished someone for being a careless idiot.
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Solice Kirsk posted:No idea since I'm not scared of them anymore. When I was kid I sure was though. Funnily enough the movie IT is what made me not afraid of them anymore. Same boat here but opposite way - I never had an issue with clowns until I saw IT, I was like 9 at the time and my folks didn't care about scary movies with us kids. Then later I read about John Wayne Gacy and got pretty freaked out. I think part of the phobia people have is the creepy painted on smile, that sometimes you can't really tell who it is, and it just triggers some reptilian response when you see/hear about someone that's supposed to be happy and fun and joyful doing terrible things. I'm cool with clowns, they don't bug me...mostly because every summer I see an old-timey 20s Ford truck driving around town, tooting it's old horn, with a shitload of clowns hanging off and waving at people when the little local carnivals are open.
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Wapole Languray posted:Then here's a genuine giant baby destroying things because of videogames. I love the busted drywall behind the monitor, proving that he's such a child, he's done this several times in the past
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speshl guy posted:Depends, after considering a number of aggravating and mitigating circumstances the judge will determine whether the time will be consecutive or concurrent. Sometimes it gets weird and the some of the sentences are concurrent with each other (multiple counts of the same charge) and others are consecutive. 265 years for rape, even serial rape, is totally unheard of so we're probably looking at an absolute bare minimum of whatever the longest sentence was (like 20 years?). Considering how many times he committed rape, and felt zero remorse until he got caught, I say toss him in jail with no possibility of parole. People like that rear end in a top hat make me sick, especially ones that abuse any power they might have.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Oh, I thought only the flash sales were gone. That said, it's good that I don't have to rush and buy a game at the moment then. I can sit around until payday. I don't see how this is a big deal at all. You're not a whiny entitled jobless child who depends on his parents to buy things, that's key
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Dec 23, 2015 03:50
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AlphaKretin posted:So do these things actually hover or are they mopeds without the handlebars? Someone basically looked at a Segway and said "hey, let's make it worse by removing the handles and gyroscope, then sell it to boneheads"
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? Don't be jealous cuz nobody wants to touch your junk
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Silvyfox posted:Ethan Couch caught in Mexico Hope they execute the little poo poo by firing squad and sterilize his entire family.
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Wanamingo posted:He's a very accepting person these days. Mike Tyson and his cartoon loving rule, nice to see a guy that was considered "unstable" at best turn his life around and be a legit funny, entertaining guy 
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He's got that weird "Lucasbeard" thing going on where there's no chin but he's gotta approximate it somehow
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Zero One posted:That one with the barge at the end just went from bad to worse to I'm still giggling like a fool at the truck around the 1:45 mark. It's the car equivalent of a pug running headfirst into a sliding glass door.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:That still doesn't eliminate the prey drive and lovely behavioral issues that are shared between all Pitbulls. You can't even keep more than one without crating because they get weirdly neurotic about the other one being near you. Rottweilers and Dobermans don't have the reputation for being that bad that they require crating/rotation to be around their owner. Agree 110% - my family had a 130 pound female Rottweiler named Bertha when I was younger. She was the biggest teddy bear and had the sweetest demeanor of any dog I've ever had, and was extremely tolerant. Protective too, if she so much as heard someone say "ow" or sensed something was up, she was up, alert, hair on end and ready to keep the family safe. A couple times she got out of the garage or back yard, and wouldn't bother any other people or pets - more often than not we'd find her laying in the grass a block away with kids fawning over her, just soaking up attention The worst thing she ever did was drop nasty rear end silent farts, but goddamn if it wasn't hysterical to see everyone's reaction.
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zakharov posted:Do you guys think a hot dog is a sandwich? Only when my hot dog is sandwiched between your mom's buns
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grumplestiltzkin posted:"Get rid of your adorably cuddly and eternally happy muscledog because it scares me" More like "don't be an irresponsible piece of poo poo and get your dog properly trained and neutered so it doesn't attack people"
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grumplestiltzkin posted:The person I quoted literally said they think that the breed should be allowed to go extinct by making breeding them illegal. There's a difference between "be a responsible owner" and "an entire breed should be erased from the earth because I'm irrationally afraid of them." Nice try though. I know, and I don't agree with him, hence my quote the owner more often is the problem and not the dog, whether it's because of blatant ignorance or cruelty and abuse. People were always afraid of my family's Rottie too just based on how big she was and the reputation of Rottweilers being mean or vicious, they would literally cross to the other side of the street when any of us took the dog for a walk.
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Yeah, Bowie had liver cancer and never said much (if anything) to anyone outside family. I did some sleuthing after hearing about it and I think his wife confirmed in a couple news articles.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Here, try this ice circle video instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMATekiRUs This rules, I lost it when they installed the outboard motor
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Gruffalo Soldier posted:http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/these-weed-dealers-got-so-high-and-paranoid-they-ended-up-calling-the-cops-on-themselves--bJeM0BK6ng Bath salts make people go crazy and eat someone's face. Alcohol can be a mixed bag of rear end in a top hat or funny-stupid behavior. Meth turns people into crazy toothless scabby zombies. But weed? Got high, rescued a dog, felt ashamed and called the cops on themselves. 
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radiatinglines posted:All the winter storm poo poo reminded me of this classic: This destroys me, if only because this dude shouldn't have any kind of motor vehicle, period. Common sense would say "toss it in neutral, turn the wheel left and let the car roll back, let the tires hit pavement for grip, then slowly accelerate". Dude is precisely what's wrong with most modern SUV drivers nowadays, so delicious seeing him flip out at people, lose his phone, then tear off with a vengeance.
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veedubfreak posted:It means NIBLER. Jesus, why does everyone always jump the worst conclusion. Maybe it's NIPPER for when it's really cold
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buttcoinbrony posted:Maybe the cops should have beat the gently caress out of him with a flagpole holding a gold fringed American flag. I'd pay money to see that. I'm partial to a cattle prod modified to run on a car battery. With a little fringed flag hanging off it, of course.
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