Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

amityville anus posted:

She shouldn't have dressed like that if she didn't want to get splashed.

Pfft, if it was a REAL splashing the fabric has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 11:43

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

New failarmy :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqv0j6eDbA

I'd suggest having the volume at normal levels for the opener, cause drat it's worth it.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 19:13

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

EpicFails for October:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vM1l2mrYws

This one is worth watching for the two gigantic ships hitting each other at the 4 minute mark.

And Fail Army does the opposite with a people are awesome video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6a-X9x8YNw

The SUVs crossing the river is like an updated version of Oregon Trail.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 07:12

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

This is one of those RUSSIAN DASHCAM SCAMS thing, right?

Cause, I can't figure out why he's racing out into a crosswalk at night, if not to get slammed by a car and get delicious insurance monies to pay for his reconstructive surgery on his leg and face.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 03:15

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Newest Failarmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0LEnZ_qI10

Honestly not that great.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 22:21

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

http://g1.globo.com/pr/parana/noticia/2015/10/video-que-mostra-parede-caindo-em-cima-de-pedreiro-viraliza-na-internet.html

Dat dude got hosed UUUUUPPPPP.

He lived, obviously, but still, YOUCH.

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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 13:09

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Bahahahahahaaahhaha

https://i.imgur.com/MTXeJHi.gifv

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 06:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Aw man, I just realized I've been laughing at a burn victim

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 07:40

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Well, yea but on the flip side he's a disabled war vet too.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 09:08

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Well, the good news is she's probably not constipated anymore...

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 11:14

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/29986361/melbourne-cup-reveller-pushes-police-officer-into-bushes/

Yep. Truly a smart and wonderful idea. Also, :lol:

at the I WAS DRUGGED.

http://i.imgur.com/PRg65gR.gifv

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 22:55

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpxPLqnq1M

Lost my poo poo at the guy with the champagne bottle though.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 02:00

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Smushmouf throw the egg

Also, drat I kinda wanna get one of them riot shields and get my Cap America on.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 04:07

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Apparently when electricity first started being available everywhere, there were a lot of people who didn't know how to not do bad things to get electrocuted.

I'm cracking up at the expressions they gave the people. Especially the train wire piss guy and the baby chewing on the live wire.

http://allday.com/post/6448-vintage-drawings-show-the-bizarre-ways-to-get-electrocuted-in-the-1930s/

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 13:14

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I'm at a complete loss as to what she thought she was doing.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 02:29

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Not gonna lie, I did dumb experiments in my bedroom when I was in high school too. Never started a chemical reaction fire though. Think the dumbest thing I ever did was fill a mt. dew bottle with butane in an attempt to make a rocket that would spin my chair around.

It didn't really work, if you are wondering.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 22:41

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I'm loving the fact the STEAM box was released today as PC GAMING FOR THE PRICE OF A CONSOLE, but the prices for something pretty decent as far as pc gaming goes is around 1000$ or more.

Even a "build your own to act as a steam machine" is gonna run you about a grand.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 16:04

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I think this is a dirty dirty lie cause I know if I fell 1600 feet I'd just be yelling FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKk the whole way down :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 16:20

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Bingo. The whole "YOU CAN GET PC GAMING AWESOMENESS IN 1080P GLORIOUSITY" option for pc gaming is great, but the fact the STEAM CONSOLE options that will get you that awesomeness cost anywhere from 900-1500$ is hilarious to me.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 17:38

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Apogee15 posted:

The steam machine costs $449 for the cheapest version of it and the most expensive version(with an i7) is $749, not sure where you got the 900-1500. Also if you are willing to build your own machine, you can put together a ~$500 machine that will run any game, though not on the highest graphics settings for the newest games.

I'm assuming you are talking about the alienware one. I was browsing around and seeing most of them "starting at 999$" on http://store.steampowered.com/search/#category1=993

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 18:24

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Yay! New failarmys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuy-pzd4Vfg for Crashes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0og5JV3A-lAfor fails of week #2 for November

Watching em now, so no idea what's in em yet.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 07:35

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I was feeling a bit unlucky and depressed today, but then I saw this and realized my day ain't so bad after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571yhElTEE8

# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 08:47

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Tyres will gently caress you up and most of the time you don't even see them coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqYF3G6GT8w

There's a ton of videos of people getting taken out by rogue tyres but I can't find a compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yfqTqvHGzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRkSEG56b0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BivYc4XDVe8

Yea, worst I ever saw was a guy on a motorbike getting hit in the head by a tire that was just flung across 3 lanes. Airborne and everything, just BAM. Think it killed him

# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 18:07

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

A friend of my mom had a kid die from attempting to moon someone while in a car (this was years ago, not like last week). He apparently stuck his rear end out the window too far and the car got too close to the bridge and the metal pipe or bridge support or something just sort of snatched him out the window.

I'm about 90% certain everyone in the car was drunk (attempted mooner, driver, friend in passenger seat), cause they had to turn around later and figure out where the gently caress the guy went.

Moral of the story (besides the hilarity of death by bridge to rear end) is that doing stupid poo poo can get you killed, so it's a minor miracle you are alive right now considering all the dumb poo poo you did as a kid.

Also, I'm not 100% sure this guy was a kid, or just a dumbfuck adult, but either way, he dead.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 07:05 on Nov 24, 2015

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 06:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

The dog is the best part of that video. He's just so happy to be on camera with his squeaky toy :3:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 20:47

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Man, The Dark Knight Rises did not hold up well over the years...

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 06:37

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Gross Dude posted:

I don't understand the point of an all black Rubik's cube.

#BlackCubesMatter

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 07:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

dpack_1 posted:

I like how they all broke exactly in the middle when they fell over, why it's almost like all those brick breaking clips are staged and the bricks are already cut a fair way through thus making that effortless illusion.

I can't fathom why anyone still thinks that is an impressive feat, and those that perform it actually think they're doing something entertaining.

I dunno dude, I was pretty impressed and found the gif entertaining.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 04:51

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Roro posted:

Oh my god, his hands! And did he piss himself? Because I loving would've too.

I'm about 99% sure he did.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 16:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Truly an odd shot.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 12:29

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Scyantific posted:

I'm the saggy pants.

At least he will enter Valhalla, fat and chrome.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 12:01

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Oh man, make sure the volume is up on this one.

https://vine.co/v/exZO1QMpEW7

*THUNK*

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 21:11

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Because you can't prove a negative?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:38

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Saints row 2 graphics mod looking good!

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 05:19

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

After watching the new Batman Vs Superman trailer, the schadenfreude is me, because apparently Doomsday looks like a retarded ninja turtle.

I was kinda hopeful about this movie again after the teaser came out. Now I'm back to wondering how this clusterfuck even got green lit.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 08:29

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

This is not going to end well...

http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/4/9850470/san-bernardino-shooting-cable-news-mother-doxx

Not only did they do that, but apparently people have been trampling the crime scene as well.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 20:54

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

God drat that noise when she hits... :stonk:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 04:56

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Holy poo poo, "Overtures" and "Intermissions". What the gently caress happened to you, Tarantino?!

He needs something to distract from the hosed up foot fetish he has, so yea, he went all arty farty on it.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 21:53

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

http://kfor.com/2015/12/09/teenager-killed-after-being-pulled-into-wood-chipper-on-first-day-of-work/

They have had a doozy of a day.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 07:27

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

bobjr posted:

This kinda sums up my experience in Just Cause 3 with that goddamn wingsuit.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 03:25

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