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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I don't get it?

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Jun 30, 2007
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Yeah pretty sure this guy is a dead man.

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Good God the dog at 15:14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOSQwJ0T4_s&t=913s

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Jun 30, 2007
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Takes No Damage posted:

That 80 MPH camerawoman lied to her friend, dividing is exactly what she needed to do <:mad:>

I think I woke my neighbors I laughed so goddamn hard at the Occulus Rift one.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Really the only course of action is to just lay there

Reminder Birds are just better dinosaurs

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Haha "Columbus Syndrome"

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Jun 30, 2007
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Centripetal Horse posted:

That was a great line, and perfectly delivered. I'm still laughing at it.

Are you the dude who wrote a story about having all your teeth ripped out, or am I mixing you up with someone else?

My infamy lives on

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFTtjiFQAk

I am honestly surprised that the last one doesn't happen more often.

The woman with the horse and red barrels trying to repeatedly getting the horse to jump to me is hilarious.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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EXAKT Science posted:

The part at ~7:15 looks like a pissed-off elemental. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OdaNYdlirk&t=433s

*Sets friend on fire*

*Cackles maniacally*

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Say Nothing posted:

This is a really good youtube channel, by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7MmdqXNC9M

Jesus Christ that first video.


The worst fights is pretty schadenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLV30m7gVOk

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grand_danois posted:

In order for something to be considered constitutional, the entire Constitution/Bill of Rights needs to apply. Do you think that it would be considered constitutional for the government to deny you free speech as long as it doesn't quarter soldiers on your property during peace time? Do you think it ought to? This is not a difficult concept. I don't understand why you even want to argue that.


To end the derail, here's a FailArmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Jo50Y8L3M. It's from three days ago, but google says it hasn't been posted here yet. Also, apparently I don't understand how Youtube links work with BBCode.

at 1:50 " gently caress Jacob we gotta get out"

:catstare:

Did we just watch someone burn to death?

Hollismason
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As someone who worked in EMS I can assure you that getting hit in the liver really hard with loving destroy you. It could be described as re-experiencing all pain in your life at once.

That's just with a person punching you. Imagine if someone runs into you with a blunt object and hits you your liver can Rupture.

Rupture is not a verb that you want to ever use as a action that happens to a human being.

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Man, that show is inclusive as poo poo now!

Now, if only inclusivity was actually entertaining.




So no one noticed that it goes Black Guy , White Woman, White Man , White Man, White Man, White Man, White Man


Like all the minorities are on one side.

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-Troika- posted:

Some personal schadenfreude: I found out my ex-stepdad, who was a wife beating sonuvabitch, is now stuck in a cheapass nursing home, sharing a room with seven other people. He rarely gets visitors and his legs have stopped working. Also, he can't play his prized guitar collection because there is nowhere for him to store them onsite :smugdog:

My justice boner has been a diamond cutter all loving day ever since I heard this.

More like a quarks cutter

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Why is the Actor who is British still using his American accent for television. That makes no sense.

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mind the walrus posted:

Based solely on two incidents I've seen from this thread it sounds like Sale and his team are getting managed by people divorced from the day to day operations of the team, which is a valid reason to be pissed the gently caress off.

E-- Content:

Justin Roilland of Rick and Morty made a dramatic reading of the Denver Allen court case at Comic-Con.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8uyJTDhjw

The most pro click you can ever click.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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"Hey put that away , Sir"

"Absolutely not"


I don't know why I find that so funny, but it is.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Foxhound posted:

Latest failarmy is out.

Pretty nasty car crash segment starts at 2:28 until 2:54.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0Mcb8cWd0

The last one is pretty drat good. "Drives off"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Hahaha you would never see me again " What happened to that guy that was working here and signed in this shipment?" " I don't know last time I saw him he was shirtless and running out of the factory with a dufflebag cackling madly".

There desperately needs to be a film made about this.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I think this is the latest FailArmy , but seriously the encounter with the Moose is the best. I don't know what language it is but " OH gently caress Oh gently caress get out of here" is probably same in every language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KloC60eR_4&t=277s

Hopefully got the time stamp right.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're the exact same thing and dressing up your pet lizard in a sexy dress doesn't make it right and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Uh I think you mean dignified.

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BrianBoitano posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909282/Australian-men-refuse-apologise-North-Korea-golf-prank.html

Aussie non-golfer dudes are invited to the North Korean Amateur Golf Championships based on an email they sent in jest. They were in Beijing so they make some quick fake blazers and go party in Pyongyang for 5 days.



The freude is on the NK officials who are now demanding the boys come back to apologize. The schaden is on whatever low-level NK official whose family will be imprisoned for generations for allowing this mistake to happen...

I like that they actually went through with playing in the tournament.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Hahahah gently caress this lady I have Crohn's what a loving idiot.

Hollismason
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Former EMT here. We can't legally declare someone dead. However, the rule is different in every single state. In the state I worked you could stop a code then call the time of death in to the doctor at a nearby hospital. You could declare someone dead and didn't have to write anything but "patient has injury incompatible with life" etc.. The coroner then issued the death certificate based on the time you recorded.

Also, there are times when people are dead and we still try to revive them. This mostly has to do with the fact that it's very distressing to nearby family members to have EMS show up walk in and go " Yeah, this guy is dead . Okay well see you later you need to call the coroner".

Like regardless of how much lividity a baby showed from a crib dead or SIDS. You transport. The rules for children are different. Unless it's mass casualty etc.. you always transport and work children. It's simply because you don't want to be in a situation where you have to look at parents and tell them their child is dead and there is nothing you can do.

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I was like 90% sure all planes are now equiped with AED devices. So I wouldn't be surprised if that was what was used on her because that's probably what gave her that extra time.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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drat. That's gonna suck good catch!

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Does anyone have that one of that crazy tire journey where it falls off a car and the camera follows it into a shop?

Hollismason
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SLOSifl posted:

Holy poo poo, there is some good stuff in here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wJOQ3AWutM

Seriously, try not to laugh at the lapdance.

They killed their friend Megan :stare:

Hollismason
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Dex posted:

has anybody investigated the trump campaign to figure out if they have ties to america yet

I don't believe they do.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Eggs are super loving gross when you think about it, but they are delicious so it is a conundrum.

Hollismason
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Zaphod42 posted:

I think they taste gross so it all adds up to me and I think the rest of society is insane.

They are nutritious though, I'll give you that. But people say eating placenta is nutritious too :stonk:

Placenta is kind of chewy but tastes fine.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It didn't help that Paul Feig's only skillset is directing comedy, his films look like absolute garbage. This is known as Whedon syndrome.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Aspirin will kill you deader than poo poo if you are not careful and it's not even a really high number like greater than > 1500 mg can kill you if you take it at once and there is really gently caress all that can be done. If I am remembering right a type of carbonate can reverse the effects but otherwise yeah people who try to overdose on aspirin are usually really successful.


If Aspirin were invented now it'd require a prescription. Its just flat out a amazing drug.

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That not real

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