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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Maker Of Shoes posted:

Look at all those people still holding on to their drinks as they try to put him out. loving lol

Drinks are expensive, I'm not dropping my booze because some schmuck caught on fire.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Noctone posted:

A (probably unhealthily) large part of my desire to have a kid someday is so I can troll the gently caress out of them for my own amusement.

That's like half the joy of having kids.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


syscall girl posted:

If your parents didn't they were neglectful.

Also yes

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


TotalLossBrain posted:

Why aren't they shooting, what is wrong with them?

They're not american

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

Oh god this video is amazing.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Jippa posted:

I need the back story on this.



With all due fairness that guy did sleep with his wife.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Holy fuckin lol

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

He needs something to distract from the hosed up foot fetish he has, so yea, he went all arty farty on it.

How hosed up can a foot fetish get?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Tarantula posted:

I had completely forgotten about Takeshi Castle until Youtube reminded me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H08fnIZfTpg
God I love MXC

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I loving loved when baba ganoush inevitably came in.

Also the brief stories they made for the people about to get wrecked.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Lemon posted:

this is art

Looks like the Loiter Squad

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Scyantific posted:

Not glorious Hanzo steel, 1/10.

Well, its so sharp it went right through the melon and destroyed the table.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The Lone Badger posted:

So sharp in fact that the cut closed up behind it and left the melon undamaged.

Exactly.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That dude was having a stroke.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


MrYenko posted:

Are you Welsh, or just a Welsh apologist?

I'd say he's more of a welsh enthusiast. Or welsh sympathizer.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



So magical

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sam Faust posted:

You know, after looking at it carefully, I'm beginning to think there might have been just enough space between the bars for her hair to slip through. That would probably explain how that happened.

Maybe she felt like headbutting a drone.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


32MB OF ESRAM posted:

that desperate claw at the dock/cliff thing is soooooo good

Pure poetry

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


C.M. Kruger posted:

I don't understand how this crossfit exercise is supposed to work.

It's not.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Mr.Tophat posted:

I'd love some more info about this if possible.

Bad robbers fail a robbery. What more do you need to know?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Jesse eisenberg, this summer, in a role he was born to play...





Tupac

The man, the myth, the legend.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



:smug: Nailed it.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah, they're having fun making a silly video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lQ87Ro-1Y

That dad rules.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


im pooping! posted:

ausgoons can correct me if im wrong, but kangaroos fight each other for dominance by choking their rivals to death

ps she died

You know wrestling is fake right?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I love how not being grabbed by anyone nor hit by anything the dude still falls backwards like a really bad soap opera fight. Wrestling is so bad.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



So good

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Indolent Bastard posted:

I can't imagine how many confused elderly people fall for that poo poo and get scammed. I don't care how bad your job prospects are that is thievery and they can gently caress right off.

You have no idea. I'm a computer tech at a retail place and this poo poo is bad. Almost 2-3 times a week some old person comes in with some story of "Microsoft" harassing them.

Less than a year ago a 75 year old bought a spanking brand new laptop. Literally two days later he comes in and tells us he paid them a thousand dollars because they "found" viruses. They asked him to put a check up to the webcam and they'll take a picture of it. Luckily he came to us and he called his bank in time to void that check.

And it's not even old people either, I've dealt with many young people who fall for this poo poo too for some reason.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Aramek posted:

I dunno who this is, but this guy owns.

Borough president of Staten Island and yeah he does own.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Cakefool posted:

Sometimes when I throw the ball for my dog I don't actually throw it.

Your almost more worse than Hitler I hope you know.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


radiatinglines posted:

Would y'all say that that cat got TIGGERED?

No, why?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Cakefool posted:

I'm nearly as bad as your grammar. :godwinning:

Lol

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


WarpedNaba posted:

Still grump it wasn't a Harvey Birdman movie.

I remember when I first heard of a birdman movie and got super loving excited. I really wanted a Harvey Birdman movie.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


And More posted:

What if you're this guy?



You walk carefully and with purpose.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Bushmaori posted:

Pretty sure that dude is dead, and the metal in him is the only thing keeping him upright.

He's more metal than man

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



It is mating season

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Kurieg posted:

What the hell happened behind that hill and to the left of the camera?

Portals

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Kurieg posted:

Here, have some anti-bull-freude
http://i.imgur.com/i3m3RYX.webm

Some bulls are really chill if you don't gently caress with them. Also they love when they get their nuts scratched.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


kizudarake posted:

I mean, so do/am I.

We're not so different you and I.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Holy loving lol. That's worse than any hosed up hand shake out there.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Holy loving lol, that's goddamn magical.

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