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Henchman of Santa posted:Because amazing poo poo like this happens and the NFL is utterly boring much of the time. Yeah those 63-3 blowouts that happen every week in NCAA ball sure aren't boring.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 22:22 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:44 |
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Noctone posted:I loving wish cops would enforce the "keep right except to pass" law we have here in Colorado. There are a lot of fuckers in the Denver area that make a point of driving slow in the left lane and it's loving infuriating. This happens everywhere.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 21:11 |
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syscall girl posted:Do you think there's an analyst at the NSA carefully studying your taste in porn, pizza toppings or artisanal furniture? Pepperoni, ham and onion pizza is awesome so gently caress right off. And the genie is well out of the bottle on privacy if you use the internet/phone for pretty much anything. And, lastly, god drat, Comcast should have its own thread.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 21:27 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Seriously, if you're standing outside a "Give basic human rights to people different than you" rally and shouting that they deserve an eternity of torture for being born different, I'm cool with punches. This is bullshit and you suck.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 22:28 |
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hanales posted:You would think there would be additional driver's test requirements to drive something that powerful and complex. It's not like I can just get in a semi and start driving it around my neighborhood. You just push "triangle" to get in and then hold the "X" button. Or "Square". I forget. It's pretty easy though.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 19:50 |
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Desuwa posted:How do you prove that I exist? Likewise I cannot prove that you exist. I could be a brain in a jar being fed sensory information. Whoa...heavy dude.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 21:53 |
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Dillbag posted:David Bowie's dead. gently caress off with this you rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 18:39 |
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Lotish posted:Nah, my wife and I watched a documentary on pandas this week and that's pretty much it. If they could actually breed worth poo poo they would quickly run out of food. Aren't pandas a bunch of cunts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzoRI3hHcuI
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 20:13 |
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CommonShore posted:I cooked at a resort where the servers had the habit of doing their work in flip flops. I told them over and again, every time I saw them, to not work in a kitchen while wearing flip flops. Then one day there was a broken plate and one of the dumb servers in flip flops cut her foot on a piece of the broken plate and had to get flown out to get stitches. Who the gently caress wears flip flops to work of any sort?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 00:11 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The Original Boys N The Hood Well played, sir.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 02:36 |
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Brocktoon posted:Actually, he was nominating a judge, and refused to answer questions about Trump because they're "off-topic". captainOrbital posted:The guy from Maine has got to be in the running too. I have Rick Scott so gently caress both of you. I live near the coast so not only is my house going to be underwater in a decade but I also live in Florida. Get in line to complain.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 00:22 |
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Data Graham posted:If it's not your core competency, you learn how to do it once and then never try to learn a better way. I'm sure we all have things in our lives we treat the same way. Yeah, I've had sex myself.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 04:30 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I don't have a problem with their killing the pigs, it just seems like they aren't very good at it. Maybe they're bored.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 23:01 |
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zakharov posted:Getting a box of cheap disposable gloves for cutting hot peppers is a real good investment, folks. Peppers have nothing on frogs/toads. Personal Schadenfreude story coming up: I went to pick up my 5 year old from daycare a few weeks back and they were all freaking out about some toad they saw hiding in their playground. I thought they were playing around but they were right. I found him in a little drilled out hole and he was really cool looking. Pretty large and all white. I dug him out and showed the kids and told them not to be scared, it's just a frog. The thing jumped out of my grasp a few times and the group of kids screamed and ran and all that, then wanted to see it again. All good fun. It was hilarious. About halfway home, I realized I must have rubbed my eyes or something at some point because I experienced this horrible burning, swelling, tears, stinging and redness in my eyes while driving home and, panicking, ran into a CVS to seek out a pharmacist. Turns out it was nothing but bacteria/frog juice/whatever they use for defense but for a while I was searching on my phone for "poisonous frogs and toads in Florida" and wondering if I was going to go blind. Joke was on me. Trying to teach kids not to be scared of a harmless frog I managed to make my own son even more terrified of them. To this day, he keeps asking me to tell the story about "The Time That Frog 'Bit' You". I didn't even get "frog powers" and get to become a superhero. I think any animal you encounter in Florida you should just assume it's evil and dangerous and leave it the gently caress alone. There's so much poo poo down here that fucks you up: jellyfish, spiders, (fire) ants, snakes, crabs, sharks...and apparently loving frogs...that's not even counting the serial killers and poo poo. drat. That was longer than I meant to make that story. TL/DR: Don't touch frogs in Florida.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 19:43 |
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exploding mummy posted:I'd go with functioning alcoholic. Hey. Leave me out of this.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 00:28 |
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Krispy Kareem posted:But that's not necessarily Sovereign Citizen. There was a podcast (I think This American Life) that went over border checkpoint protocol. Apparently you can stick a border checkpoint at any point within 100 miles of the border which means brown citizens can be asked for papers well within the country they were born and raised in. And because checkpoints that deep inside the country (including the ocean borders) are stupid, you aren't actually legally required to comply with anything Border Agents ask except to say "yep, I'm a citizen." I don't think you even have to show ID since it's not a police officer, but given the opportunity they'll search your entire car. Same with DUI checkpoints. The sovereign citizen thing is goofy as gently caress but knowing your rights isn't. A few months back, I got into an argument with my now ex-wife and told her she could have my dead grandmother's house "over my dead body" and left the house seething with rage. She called the cops and told them I was threatening to kill myself and that I had a gun. The gun in question was a starter's pistol and I didn't even realize I owned. Five cops eventually surrounded me and questioned me for about 10 minutes. They searched me and my bag, asked me about a "gun" I didn't know about and finally eased up and let me go when I went into my "am I being detained? Am I free to go?" spiel. They could have Baker Acted me and thrown me in jail on nothing more than my evil ex wife's story if they'd wanted to. It sure FELT like the tone of the conversation shifted once I stopped answering their questions and began to ask my own.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 18:34 |
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LordSaturn posted:This came up in the Funny Pictures thread: He didn't start the fire.... Cross posting my dumb joke.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 20:22 |
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Jesus Christ.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 01:17 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Two months from now: "Sorry to have to tell you this as you tune in, Olympics fans, but it's the damndest thing. Every swim team from every nation has boycotted their events, simultaneously! Clearly they don't possess enough Olympic Spirit to put up with literally swimming through poo poo." I think it's starting to look like Russia came out with the long end of the stick on this one. "oh? We're banned? Meh."
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 02:56 |
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Ta-daaaa!
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 13:06 |
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Data Graham posted:Who's the guy at the end of this? Was that dude trying to land on the torch and just missed?
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 15:51 |
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ranbo das posted:The first time I ever drove a UHaul I was following my GPS trying to find some fast food or something because I had been driving for 10 hours straight and saw an 11 foot 8 sign. My first thought was "huh its like that one bridge which all the idiots hit in trucks" shortly followed by "oh poo poo I'm the idiot in the truck". So thanks goons for saving me from murdering a helpless bridge. That thing someone posted about having low hanging sensors or something before the bridge is a good idea. Like, hang a basketball type thing or something an inch or two below the clearance level so if the truck hits it, it makes an alarm sound.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 18:01 |
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God where to start? Dude looks like an accountant or an insurance salesman who went a wild one night bender and wound up like that. Like The Hangover or something.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:28 |
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radiatinglines posted:she probably knew it wasn't venomous guys. it's not that hard to identify the three venomous snakes in North America, especially for someone from the country Still no reason to gently caress with it. Also, THREE? Without even looking it up: coral snake, rattlesnake, cottonmouth, water moccasin and copperhead
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 19:11 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:As much as we all love semantics, all pit-vipers have a very similar head shape, and if you see that you know not to grab them, and that goes for rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths. Water moccasins are cottonmouths. Coral snakes are also extremely recognizable. Even if you forget the rhyme to tell it apart from a king snake, you know drat well to steer clear of a red, yellow, and black snake. Fair enough. I just basically follow the "don't gently caress with snakes" rule or grab them at all. It's worked out pretty well for me so far. Also, I live in Florida so, semantics aside, I have to deal with however many poisonous species there are no matter what that number is, and I once saw a baby rattler under my son's swing set in my own back yard. What I'm saying is leave snakes alone no matter the shape of their head. It's a good rule and has served me well. Notice I'm not in any linked videos titled "Hey, Mr. Snake".
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 22:32 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Maybe he only just noticed the big yellow BEAR LEFT signs? There wolf.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 00:11 |
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Wasabi the J posted:
This would be a good ask/tell thread.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 16:28 |
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Rolo posted:I'm a pilot... From way back but this would make a good Ask/Tell thread if you feel like making one.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 16:12 |
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Takes No Damage posted:He's going to need a bigger boat... You rang?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 23:45 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:44 |
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oldpainless posted:One thing I never understood about the flat earth thing is, what's the end game? What is the benefit to having a flat earth? Makes it easier to play Risk and Axis & Allies
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