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Jippa posted:Dying of cancer of an internal organ like the liver is unbelievably painful, slow and horrific. Please leave the obsessive weirdo cheering on some ones death whose worst crime was having mildly "bad" opinions to the appropriate forums. I think most people come here for the fail army type of jackass humour where pain is silly and short and every one laughs after. You can't see any humor in someone telling other people to get cancer and die, in a serious and not joking manner, getting cancer that will kill said someone? I think laughing at karmic justice is one of the core tenets of the Schadenfreude Thread: Get Cancer And Die
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Jippa posted:If you understood how horrific a death from cancer of the liver is, I would say his "crimes" pail into insignificance. I'd prefer to be tortured and killed by ISIS than that. I never said they are at all equal, nor do I think they are equal, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. However, he did wish it upon someone and then got it himself and I can see the humor in it. I don't want the guy to die from any cancer, let alone as horrific a cancer as what he has. I don't want the dentist who hunted a lion to be killed, but I'd still laugh if his head ended up mounted on a wall. Edit: using the word karma was incorrect, but my point stands.
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Oct 17, 2015 22:49
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syscall girl posted:Yeah but the question is what they do with it. As someone who was stationed at an NSA facility, I can honestly say they don't care at all that you made the right choice ordering Hawaiian style pizza.
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Nov 3, 2015 01:24
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Subjunctive posted:Any more information about that case? That doesn't look like a $21M injury there. After his amazing lawyer fees, he might get a few million. The lawyer must be amazing and worth the money if he can get $21M from that...
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Nov 12, 2015 18:57
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Mulva posted:Short explanation, they don't understand "full faith and credit" and think that money has to be still backed by something tangible, in this case people. They believe that when we moved off the gold standard President Roosevelt dissolved the government, reformed it as a private corporation and pledged all present and future Americans, now assets of USA Inc, as backing for US currency. Henceforth when an American is born some amount of money, the most common amount cited is $200,000, is placed in a bond that is then sold on the open market, it earns interest, which is then placed into a account with the same number. So have a bill to pay? Just give them your birth certificate, or birth certificate number, and the US Treasury will issue a warrant out of it to the payee. poo poo, I could have used that $200k when I bought my house!
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Nov 23, 2015 07:44
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veedubfreak posted:How do you get 1 trial for 36 separate crimes? Just like that. The jurors decide on each count independently from each other. Would you rather he go through 36 separate trials, each lasting a week at best?
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Dec 11, 2015 20:32
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^^^^ blind hitler?KoRMaK posted:That blind kid vid had some hosed up backstory that I didn';t bother figuring out but apparently the blind kid was doing something hosed up before hand. So its not a good clean bully gets their come upins story. Kind of like that dude that kicked the kid. Mind sharing with the rest of class?
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Jan 7, 2016 18:09
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Jan 13, 2016 20:33
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mostlygray posted:Barn cats are super helpful too. Agreed. My folks need a couple new cats since the local birds of prey have been getting what the coyotes haven't. The new Great Pyr cross has solved the first part of that problem...
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Jan 20, 2016 18:59
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china bot posted:Please don't argue about this At least it met its demise in a spectacular fashion instead of some bumblefucks dropping it. Pre war martins are amazing.
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MrYenko posted:My dog likes to stick his face in your lap while you're putting socks and shoes on. I accidentally uppercut him in the jaw with my foot or ankle on the regular. Or, God forbid, you want to open the oven to pull your dinner out and you don't look behind you and accidentally step on their tail/foot/6th appendage used to trip the human with food so they can eat it all once it (and you) hits the floor. I have also hit a cat or two with a kicked shoe when I get home from work, accidentally, of course.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:15
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Stringbean posted:Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything? I'm only having a problem with you asking your child to smell you, what with being a cupcake and all.
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Mar 8, 2016 02:05
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oldpainless posted:This makes a lot of good points but have you considered that socialism is great and capitalism is actually really bad? I mean, that's what most of the posts and Facebook statuses I see say. I think you'll find that everything is bad and nothing is great, even sex and pizza (especially the way I have them).
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May 18, 2016 04:11
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A White Guy posted:46 million registered voters? 32ish million actual votes. 14 million people just let somebody else decide their future for for them Wait until you see the US election later this year!
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Jun 24, 2016 18:16
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Judge Schnoopy posted:The desire for cities to host the Olympics after the past half-dozen or more have been colossal money-draining burdens is astonishing. I think one of the only somewhat recent olympics that was successful was LA in '84. They are considering doing it again and instead of building massive facilities they would use UCLA student housing or something like that. They have major stadiums and will have more by 2024. There is still massive expenditure required to host, though.
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Jun 24, 2016 21:23
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Two Feet From Bread posted:It is almost as if he was filming something else when the incident, that he couldn't have predicted and wasn't prepared for, happened. Crazy. If he had been filming in landscape he would have seen everything.
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Jul 20, 2016 15:31
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Platystemon posted:Say what you want about Harambe—at least he’s not anti‐vax. syscall girl posted:Wait she's an actual doctor? I was under the impression that she is pro vaccine but doesn't like the drug companies. http://www.snopes.com/is-green-party-candidate-jill-stein-anti-vaccine/
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Sep 7, 2016 02:40
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syscall girl posted:I know salon is not exactly a 100% unbiased source, it's gone down the same road as huffpo but Huh, that's a good article. Thanks. I'm not a fan of the Green Party or Jill and that doesn't help.
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Sep 7, 2016 03:33
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Platystemon posted:Even Snopes’ “the Green Party removed the anti‐vax plank from the platform in April of this year” is damning with faint praise. I had always figured she was just a little less crazy than your average Green Party fan much the same way they show Johnson as a slightly less crazy Libertarian. I was wrong!
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Sep 7, 2016 03:45
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Jastiger posted:Ugh gently caress the Indians and this guy. They are just as bad as the Redskins and should be disbanded (as should all baseball) Counterpoint: go tribe.
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Oct 27, 2016 05:43
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Outrail posted:I take it 'Day of Nationalism' was a bit on the nose. They talked him back from "Day of White Power".
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Jan 25, 2017 03:34
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I was fired from a grocery store for messing with one of the managers (I touched his face with a rag I was cleaning with and he went and complained to the store manager, he was bothering me while I was cleaning so I booped him). A week later he was arrested for looking at child porn AT THE LIBRARY. I laughed and went back to school. I think I won.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:01
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NiceGuy posted:I tried to watch that video and was greeted by a fat guy talking with a frog puppet so I'm gonna chalk this one up to 'everyone is awful' All you need to know is the people suing said fat man with frog are much, much worse.
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Feb 27, 2017 17:57
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Platystemon posted:Nazis neglecting to account for foreign climate? The real reason the US didn't win WWII 
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Gross Dude posted:He was autistic, though. Which one? This is important.
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Apr 25, 2017 05:02
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Takes No Damage posted:What is it with these goobers and proposing in a mall? Times Square or a baseball stadium I at least kind of get, it will be memorable either way. But do you really want what should be one of the most important memories of both your lives to be in front of a Cinnabon? Makes for a cheap anniversary date
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May 25, 2017 03:32
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LifeSunDeath posted:guys that say it doesn't work and therefore they have children are liars. perfect record for 20 years of banging, two best friend same way. Four times is hardly conclusive.
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Jun 5, 2017 22:39
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food court bailiff posted:Of course not, but ignoring the very-real, society-crippling issues that have prevented us from solving this problem since the advent of the loving automobile itself because of some sort of misplaced "they should just Git Gud" non-logic is idiotic, hope this helps. So ride a bicycle. You aren't going to kill anyone, it helps the environment, and you'll get some exercise, which is good for old people and young people alike.
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Karate Bastard posted:I don't think you eat rear end at all!!!!!!!!!! Only good and nice people eat rear end.
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Jul 1, 2017 23:20
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duffmensch posted:Phoenix has already passed the searingly hot part of the year when it was 115-120+. Most of us are happy that it's cooled down to 105 on average. Same here in The Coachella Valley. It has been weirdly humid though, in the 30-35% range! Gross!
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Jul 31, 2017 03:06
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Rolo posted:Doublepost. Thats what the bull calls that move.
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Federal regulation against people running around casting spells on people. I'm sure that will sink in any moment now. Right? That is an amazing clip.
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Sep 20, 2017 17:36
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gvibes posted:There are plenty of actions an HOA can take. They can (generally) fine you and if you don't pay, foreclose on your house. They can probably bring in a transport team that can move it, and send the bill to the homeowner.
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Oct 12, 2017 20:39
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Captain Lavender posted:The only thing this reminds me of is Gravity, where Sandra Bullock - Astronaut - has all sorts of science exposited at her by Clooney, for the sake of the dumb audience. I think this is what the other goon was thinking of.
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Oct 23, 2017 22:21
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It almost feels like they are aiming for the window. Alternatively: They always wanted to smash in the back of an Escalade.
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Nov 21, 2017 21:02
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dialhforhero posted:The schad is actually the mom calling herself out for being a lovely parent with the classic “I did not consent to this video game” line. She also states in her letter that he did cheat while playing the game. I feel like I need to re-examine all of those "my son was banned" posts on XBL and PS forums... did parents actually write some of those?!
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Nov 28, 2017 00:26
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Scruff McGruff posted:My apocalypse strategy is to make sure to die in the first strike so I don't have to deal with any of these weirdos in the aftermath, it's just not worth it. We can be the skeletons with pistols and ammo inside of locked closets for the protagonist to find.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:If my plane is taking off from an icy treadmill, and the pilot accelerates using 99.999...% thrust, do I top him? Oh, I thought hydroplaning was something else.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Just stay on the sidewalk where you belong with that thing. No, no, no ,no, no, pull up, thread! Pull up!
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