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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

organburner posted:

Don't plenty of people drown in pigshit in those huge pigfarms? Pretty sure some of those people were told to eat poo poo and die at some point in their lives.

People drown in both animal manure lagoons and in cesspits, both are awful ways to die.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I love the way the old man waves a flag in the futile hope that the train will stop on a dime.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

drat, Michigan managed to snatch defeat from the yawning jaws of victory.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

EXAKT Science posted:

New thread title please.

Seconding
Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Schadenfreude Thread: Cirque Désolé

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

WarpedNaba posted:

He won't squat ever again.

He'll probably be cautious about crossing traffic lanes too.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

A good way to gently caress up your door crack.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I guess that the fans grew angry about the way the fight was scripted?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

HEY NONG MAN posted:

No, "I'm the _____" is the current hot catchphrase. Something new will hopefully come around soon god willing.

I'm the current hot catchphrase, lurking in your thread.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Toadvine posted:

Thrasher Magazine's Hall of Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydGiZudC0J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpRZL-Mzgb4
some interesting slow motion noises in this second one

https://instagram.com/hallofmeat/
I'm not a skateboarder but the video descriptions on the instagram account are hilariously blasé

Yeah, this was great. The "Hard on the Street" compilation has some really serious pain being inflicted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksUv22KjmTw

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

speshl guy posted:

Yeah it's a delicacy because survival tastes the sweetest.


New Failarmy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0og5JV3A-lA

1:45 is pretty drat great. "oh god she's ruined our couch" followed by gagging sounds from her mom

I'm surprised that the dog didn't wade right into that poo poo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

What a loving anthead. I hope his house burned down due to his stupidity.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

RareAcumen posted:

I don't know a better way to save/show vines so uh, sorry.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5450...9QVFTXxBWBz5SS7

The cameraman is way lucky that it wasn't a jart.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Phanatic posted:

Liftoff oversteer is a hell of a drug.

Excellent post juxtaposition

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

EZipperelli posted:

It's a miscarriage of justice that you're at a loss as to what this is in reference to...

No need to be a cad about it...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jippa posted:

I can't seem to embed this. It's a clip from a twitch tv stream.

http://oddshot.tv/shot/seriousgaming-201511296440769

Even the cats seem disgusted by the shart.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Anora posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la26I-2cR6U

What's better then watching a texter, a drunkard, or an idiot teenager crash their car, watching it with an inward turned dash cam as well.

There's a whole lot of really stupid people on the roads today. Anyone that uses a phone while driving deserves to have their license revoked on the spot.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dude is being chased by something resembling a man-eating Harley with teeth. I'll rot for the sow.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Teddybear posted:

A Trump nomination would likely lead to the decimation of the national party and significant-to-heavy rollbacks on state gains, starting a spiral that they may be unable to pull out of.

In this case, I advocate that the Republicans devolve back into the Whig and Know-Nothing parties!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

President Ark posted:

aren't both of the shooters dead

how do the dead appeal in court

They give testimony via a ouija board.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Assassin Cat takes no pleasure in its job.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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FreudianSlippers posted:

A lot of the Quran is basically the same stories but with the names changed.

The names were changed to protect the innocent.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now that's what soccer should look like all the time.

New sport: Full contact Soccarate

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fly like Superman, land like Christopher Reeve

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Devor posted:

So long, and thanks for all the flesh

:golfclap:
You know where your towel is.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Telemaze posted:

I can only imagine what a learning experience the practicum will be.

It'll have a lot of hands-on OJT, I suspect.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I think that dashcams should be mandatory everywhere, if only for documenting the massive amount of schadenfreude that exists.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm going to start a company that makes an integrated hoverboard, cell phone, and sex toy. Checkmate, goons!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

speshl guy posted:

You're right, sorry about the derail bros.



I am astounded at the amount of hang time that his bicycle gets in the air, it's incredible. I feel for the guy, though, I've gone straight into the ground like that before, it's not fun at all.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

OldTennisCourt posted:

I really want a female Dr. Who and a female James (Jane) Bond not only because it would rule but because it would cause MRA's to melt down in incredible ways

Mad Maxine: Menstrual Fury Road

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

You know your life's in the shitter when some ugly mofo like Carrot Top can dump on you.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fishstick posted:

The best kind of sports schadenfreude, early-celebratory-freude






Even if each of these winners never competes in another athletic event ever, you bet they're going to remember that win to their last moment. Their last words will probably be something like "Never...celebrate...early...GHHHAAAkkkkkkxxxx"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
"Jones has deleted her Facebook profile and has complained to Burton, saying she didn't post the message.However, she has still demanded an apology from the bar, claiming they should have had more respect for her as she was eating with firefighters and veterans, even though someone with her that night called in to apologize."

So she was eating with AR HEROZ and people should have some respect for her. Self-serving rear end in a top hat spouts line of poo poo, news at 11.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I love that the other little kid comes running out like a new Tattoo: "Look Boss, de pain, de pain"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Come for the denouement, marvel at the epilogue.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

snergle posted:

did this guy get kicked in the nuts so hard he poo poo his pants? or did he poo poo his pants prenutshot

He had probably been sitting in a saddle previously and sweating big time.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Kikka posted:

I laugh at the pig noises every time

I couldn't believe that this might be true, but I burst out laughing in amazement at the pig noises when they happened. It was like a huge piglet getting its tail stepped on and squealing like mad. Amazing!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Groups of people like this show that no race, creed, sex, or national origin has a monopoly on trashyness. I guess this is why one would want a flamethrower.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Likely so. It's Brazil, I imagine they're gonna kill that dog.

It's churrasco time!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A dog gets on a softball field, takes gloves and has a great time. Bonus: the score at the end is perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZCtWCzgWwg

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A crippling blizzard in Washington DC, yet idiots still want to go out in it. Better make sure the ol' SUV is in good condition.

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