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MisterBibs posted:Sorry if this was posted, but I'm ~150 pages back: Oof, straight into the veins with this one. Out of nowhere, too! 
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1:34 is a loving genius.
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Atmus posted:Is that like the Death of a Thousand Cuts, except you die of exhaustion/dehydration after having to bang a thousand wives? Death by
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2-for-1 special, this is is solid!
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Phanatic posted:Guy hires a hit man to murder his wife. quote:Lightning sometimes does strike twice, and the defendant was betrayed a second time. From the top rope, Judge Selya with a judicial bodyslam! Seriously though, some judges have a way with words that is utterly beyond belief. I remember there being some fairly solid ones this document written by a Canadian judge on sovcits/free men on the land. https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html quote:It is very unfortunate that any person would be so gullible as to believe that free money can be obtained by these theatrics, but nevertheless some, like Mr. Meads, appear unable to resist the temptation of wealth without obligation. One can only hope that in the future OPCA gurus will find A4V less attractive, and their risk-loving customers instead invest in alternative forms of speculation, such as lottery tickets, which provide infinitely better prospects for return.
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Memento posted:Moore's campaign headquarters is refusing to concede, citing an Alabama law that requires a recount if the margin is less than 0.5% His math has always been a bit off anyways, especially with ages (is 14 >18? Sure!  )
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Samizdata posted:You call yourself a member of these dead gay comedy forums with a straight face? Not with a straight face, no... 
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The General posted:Do not go through peoples files if it's not relevant to the task at hand. In highschool, a teacher brought his computer down to the techlab because something was all fuckered up. So I decided to do some file wandering because "Why not?" C'mon, Piledriving Miss Daisy is a classic!
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Lurking Haro posted:In the hole! It's in the hole! IT'S IN THE HOLE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbQTXFJL8lo&t=75s
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I've never done drugs. Shut up, Flanders. /Homer
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I thought that was only in the butt until I looked closer Same. That’s impressive, though 
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boner confessor posted:As the clip ended, the three stood in stunned silence. Kalanick seemed to understand that his behavior required some form of contrition. According to a person who was there, he literally got down on his hands and knees and began squirming on the floor. “This is bad,” he muttered. “I’m terrible.” Unexpected but not unwelcome!
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Let's have a skiing fail! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhWSHcNxmks
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Some corals will sting you for touching them, too! Fire coral supposedly burns something fierce, it’s the same kind of sting that jellyfish can give.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/965985162524856320
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Surely I'm not the only person who thinks Fenn never actually buried anything and he's just having us on? Even if he went and said "it isn't there, I was joking you dumb bastards" some even bigger morons would take that as a hint to go look even harder. And then we get new thread content all over again!
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:Canada would beat Bulgaria 8-0 because they're not dicks. Just enough to prove the point, then they'll turn it into a training session so the Bulgarians don't get completely rolled next time 
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Jamfrost posted:What is going on with those two fish? One is trying to build a nest/living area under a rock, and the other is being a huge dick and spitting sand back into the hole the other is digging.
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trickybiscuits posted:The attorney's glance at him at 0:07 is just ice cold. "You're hosed"
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Solice Kirsk posted:Not protected.  I love this stupid old joke sometimes.
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