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kalstrams posted:Yeah, from which it follows that biathlon is the only good sport. Maybe Hunger Games biathlon. Shooting paper is a waste of bullets.
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The worst PSAs are the Canadian workplace safety ones. That woman having her face scalded off by a pot of hot oil *shudder*
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Crow Jane posted:If I had kids, I would totally subscribe to the Calvin's Dad school of parenting. Calvin's Dad plays awesome mind games on him, not pushing his face into cake with a nice baby head shaking move.
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Oct 25, 2015 23:47
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Crow Jane posted:Hobbes totally would, though. It takes a village. True dat, Hillary Climpfton
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Oct 25, 2015 23:57
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Noctone posted:A (probably unhealthily) large part of my desire to have a kid someday is so I can troll the gently caress out of them for my own amusement. If your parents didn't they were neglectful.
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Freudian posted:Happy as a pig in poo poo. Please don't put the word 'poo poo' near 'lasagna' It's kind of a trigger for me.
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Rah! posted:I am intrigued. Please tell us your story about poo poo lasagna. Google fecal lasagna if you'd like to know more, I just happen to really like lasagna and not like to think about well
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Cage posted:Lemonheads are terrible, you jerks. Seriously, name a good yellow candy. Banana Runts are garbage and basically ruin everything. And no, Butterfinger doesn't count that's just the packaging. Gettin' mad about candy
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Anti-vaxxers and gamergaters are a match made in heaven.
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Oct 26, 2015 20:24
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Imagined posted:I WILL FIGHT YOU. Truly delectable. Like candy cigarettes or necco wafers.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:40
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Bip Roberts posted:Argon, helium, hydrogen, which on is different than the others? Ignoble gasses are so gauche
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Oct 27, 2015 05:42
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Tony Phillips posted:But it would be great for your portfolio! Oddly he didn't say no to the director of Sharknado 2 in spite of only being paid in sardines
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Oct 28, 2015 21:09
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Avenging_Mikon posted:My cousin is literally an Olympic medalist for Canada for curling. Yeah. Curling is kind of fun to watch. All that sledding is ridic because it's frankly incomprehensible to an insider.
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Nov 2, 2015 03:12
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Wanamingo posted:We're in the schadenfruede thread, so I'd like to point out that this guy was just permabanned by Lowtax for posting pictures of sexy guys in GBS. Lmbo, i couldn't see the ban reason from awful app. Now, let's get those sexy man pics
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Mulva posted:Oh of course they are, they're just so incompetent at it that I don't really fear them. Yeah but the question is what they do with it. Do you think there's an analyst at the NSA carefully studying your taste in porn, pizza toppings or artisanal furniture? If so, you probably picked Hawaiian style and should be ashamed of yourself, also welcome to the 21st century, enjoy your time on earth.
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El Jebus posted:As someone who was stationed at an NSA facility, I can honestly say they don't care at all that you made the right choice ordering Hawaiian style pizza. Sickies
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Grey Fox posted:The real schadenfreude will be when the millennials can't afford to pay and the lawyers just eat each other with unhinged jaws. Hahahah When I'm down in the penal salt mines I'll think of this post and chuckle lightly
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Don't ever even kick a cop in the shins. If you're white they'll take you to the floor. If not, welp
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Nov 4, 2015 01:45
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Elendil004 posted:Hey we all like parents traumatizing kids right? Has it been long enough since that derail? At least it's not on a birthday, right? The annual Jimmy Kimmel fans telling their kids they ate all the halloween candy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pTZTHZF4E That is awesome. Does beg the question of how many parents took the challenge a little off and actually ate all the candy. Guessing it's the ones who shot in portrait mode.
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Bip Roberts posted:I made it through 30 seconds of that dude before I was glad he got his rear end beat. "Repentenance"
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You fellas are not up on your dihydrogen-monoxide knowledge. poo poo's poison.
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He had extensive experience staging fake crime scenes. Huh
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That's a nice story For e/n to poop on
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Choco1980 posted:flip over the fence without falling I presume. and probably without catching his arm on it almost as cringeworthy as the guy on titanic who hits the propeller on the way down
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Carbon dioxide posted:This reminds me of the new science/chem building at univ. At some point, something, a small controlled fire from an experiment or something, triggered a smoke alarm which set off automatic sprinklers. Everyone ran out - but they forgot that there was still a block of sodium metal sitting in the open, which they were just getting ready for some other experiment. Oops. Ahahaha awesome. If they have to put up warnings for firefighters why on earth do they have sprinklers up in there?
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Nov 10, 2015 23:33
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Goldskull posted:In High School there was a kid called Sandy about 5 years older than me who had 2 fingers on one hand. He'd left/graduated by the time I found out why in Science Club from the teacher that took that. He thought it was a good idea to make a firework/rocket out of a copper tube at home knowing what he knew from Chemistry class, and stealing the ingredients. Having hammered one end closed, then filling it with what amounts to gunpowder, he then hammered the other end closed Seems like they could have used a lesson in basic physics. e: guess he got one
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chitoryu12 posted:Speaking of magnesium, apparently the US military uses or used magnesium-framed snowshoes for their light weight and ability to be shaved as emergency fire starter. I'm wondering how the Marines felt thinking about walking around the campfire with shoes made of highly reactive tinder. You have to shave it (under normal circumstances) into powder or thin strips before it will ignite.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:09
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I think Mythbusters or something similar proved this wasn't true. On ranches they'll have miles and miles of electric/barb wire fence and then when you get to where the gate should be so cars can pass there's no gate. There's a metal grate over nothing in particular that wouldn't impede a cow and yet when they look down at the grate they see more dirt, several inches down. And they don't cross it. I could fully believe cows wouldn't go down stairs. Mythbusters also proved that elephants are afraid of mice so suck it herbivores.
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amityville anus posted:Some guy broke maybe $100 into pennies and everybody handed the principal a shitload of pennies at graduation during the diploma handshake. It's what she gets for renovating the stadium during graduation time, resulting in my year being the only class to do it off site. Asking for donation money (except maybe email to the olds) from grads is a gift that keeps on.
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Waci posted:It tastes way better (and milder) than it smells. You just eat it somewhere that's not where you opened the can. Vermouth works the same way. And yes, I've drank it straight on multiple occasions.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:10
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Memento posted:What's wrong with vermouth? Bottle of Cinzano Bianco, some ice, some lemon wedges, splash of simple syrup, you got yourself a poor-student cocktail jug. It smells bad, like off-putting to most people but it tastes surprisingly good, was all I was saying.
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Bip Roberts posted:How was it horrible in Michigan when it was super light here in Minnesota. That's a weird question, Massachusetts got pounded to, sorry about not getting socked in in MN.
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Mr.Bob posted:This video always makes the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet tingle. It reminds me of every time I climbed up something with no plan to get safely down
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Climbed a downed tree by the beach when I was 10. The tree had fallen out of the forest over a small stream. Tree was maybe 50' standing up so it seemed like a safe and fun thing to scale. After getting up there I noticed the stream was real shallow and if I fell serious injuries would come my way. Felt like my dumb cat that climbed the redwood in our backyard and managed to paralyze himself on the roots.
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Kid drunk so what Seriously though wtf
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kizudarake posted:Usually when you solve the lament configuration, the cenobites rip you apart, not the cube. a cube so dark and autistimal even pinhead wanted it destroyed
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Nuebot posted:It's my god given freedom right to get wasted and drive into the oncoming lane! Look, the guy in the drive through liquor store left half the wrapper on the straw of my Long Island ice tea. It's totally legit. Do I look like I'm in any condition to replace that wrapper?
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HEY NONG MAN posted:Are there states with drive through liquor stores that serve long islands? God drat. I guess it was frozen daiquiris. http://www.vice.com/read/defending-the-daiquiri-and-new-orleanss-go-cup-culture Also lol if you don't get how implied consent works and think you're gonna game the system.
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