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Mulva posted:The moose at 56 sec is one of my greatest driving fears, especially at night. This. Its like a compact car with hooves that can fit neatly through your windshield.
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oh dope posted:but then who will administer the ironic rape? Well, given the verdict, I think even if he masturbates it still counts.
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veedubfreak posted:How do you get 1 trial for 36 separate crimes? Is there such a thing as a class-action lawsuit for rape?
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MrYenko posted:Two people come out of it, one RE-ENTERS.
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Roro posted:E: The schadenfreude is me on not getting an obvious joke, isn't it? Your merit badge will be sent to you in the mail.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Warning, HUGE human being at 3:00 in that video... Um newsflash but that was a whole lot of faggots.
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veedubfreak posted:That has to be staged. It's just too perfect. The best part is he runs over it at the very end attempting to stay standing.
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bows1 posted:Its obviously heavily edited. Still awesome though FTFY In the unedited video the cop just shoots him with his pistol, standard protocol stuff really.
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Azhais posted:I hope I can save up enough to buy a $24 bottle of bourbon some day You better check your privilege bro
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Ragequit posted:More egg on their faces than a man with Parkinson's eating a McMuffin. Holy moly. I'm pretty sure the McDonald's of the future doesn't even use egg in their McMuffin's anymore.
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SiKboy posted:The chain in those padlocks is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ear in five minutes. Go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJP0CcuJyE This seems safe
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ringu0 posted:new transformers movie looking good Bullshit, cause I can actually see whats going on in that video.
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Good Form or not, the dude films a pretty good sex-tape
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Memento posted:The thing with tannerite, in the hillbillies' defence, is that tannerite is fun as poo poo. A thousand times this. We used to stuff watermelons with the mix-packs and blow them up. Granted, the greatest risk from that shrapnel is a daily dose of vitamin C. It looks spectacularly gory though 
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Short Penguin posted:I drink raw milk every now and then. My neighbor owns some cows and we get raw milk. But we drink it the same day. So far, I haven't gotten sick. But then again, we also have pasturized milk for everyday drinking/cooking so...who knows. Same. I've been drinking raw milk for about 3 years and haven't had an issue with food-borne illness. It does pay to know where it comes from and know how thoroughly they clean/sanitize the equipment and how sanitary their milking practices are in general, as I believe most contamination happens through poor equipment sanitation methods.
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Yeah, also Chuck Yeager and The Wright Brothers both independently calculated that the drag coefficient of exposed labia is 23%/32°K, so that configuration would send both skydivers into an uncontrollable spin. However, the drag coefficient of an exposed scrotum is 69%/212°F, which cancels out, so a true nude skydiving couple is scientifically proven to be the most aerodynamic shape. It's so fast that Donald Trump's defense advisors have already started selecting the smoothest couples to be deployed as weapons in the war with Mexico. Gonna take that oil like we should have the first time. I'm a pilot and I endorse this message.
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Irsh posted:It's still to this day the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth. Well I guess I lost that bet.
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Byers2142 posted:Whelp, looks like it's working; he hit right where he was aiming that laser sight. Yeah, but he's going to need to learn a new way to check it next time, on account of the hole.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You have two hands. Checkmate rear end in a top hat, that's clearly a right handed gun.
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Kurieg posted:Eventually the process will stop, but that's because it gets into the system files and deletes something the computer needs to stay alive. So the system gradually slows down its rendition of 'Daisy' until the red light goes out? Sounds peaceful almost.
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Smoking: Nature or Nurture?
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Ddraig posted:Can you prove that they didn't die of completely unrelated lead based causes? I guess that would depend on the amount of minorities and police presence in the area.
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ratbert90 posted:At least link to the original high quality video: God drat you. Now i've got to clean myself up.
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In ‘Wet Goddess’ ...Something Something... Slippery Slope
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Jose posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3338464 Honestly I only bought a box because he said there was a chance that there would be a copy of Star Citizen in it.
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Moon Slayer posted:I'm getting a whole bunch of schadenfreude from reports about the state of the Trump campaign. And yet you rubes still don't see the obvious writing on the wall, Trump is a Shillary plant! Occam's razor and all that.
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GrandpaPants posted:I don't get people who do this (granted, this is a statement that applies broadly in this thread). Is it just for the attention? To feed their own craziness? I've long suspected what we're witnessing is Quantum dystonia, in which the patient only exhibits the effects when being observed.
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Rondette posted:One of my favourite bits of tree related heavy machinery is this- I can't help but imagine big daddy tractor harshly whispering "Don't you embarrass me!"
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Stoatbringer posted:In the UK we just fill them with burning petrol and use them as lightsabers. Begun, the Brexit wars have.
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Indolent Bastard posted:You really do question what is happening. Is he mentally ill and thinks anything he is doing is ok? Is he that stubborn that he forges on ahead regardless of how hopeless the situation is? Is he so inept that he can't see the mistakes as mistakes? What is really going on? Minimum contractual obligation.
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Jesus, total flat spin, can't really find much schadenfreude in that. May Goose sing you to your rest.
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Waci posted:80s tends to make the news here as a heatwave... Did you say a Heatwave in the 80's? https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct...468519770285118
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Yeah but what really interests me are people who live in climates that range from 48F on the low end to 83F on the upper end with a maximum variance in humidity of no more than 21% from high to low. Could someone please satisfy my interests for once?
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TotalLossBrain posted:Perhaps it was a rather weak live-action goatse attempt.  Even has the ring. My hats off to you sir! 
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always thought it was "put perfume on a pig." I think standards of Porcine beauty are pretty lax. Take your pick.
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FCKGW posted:maybe instead of a pokemon gym you could hit the real gym you sacks of sad poo poo and get real swole like me Yeah but you evolved that Swole from a Jigglypuff.
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Aerdan posted:
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Not really, unless you consider continence and, if you're male, the ability to have an erection to be things you can live without.