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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrLPtr_ikE

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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http://imgur.com/gallery/KSsaSyi

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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C'mon baby, just the tip

http://i.imgur.com/lhFZUeh.webm

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The Oregon militiamen are also pretty angry that people keep mailing them dildos
http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The Facebook page Truck gently caress Ups has a whoooole bunch of videos of truck drivers and construction workers loving poo poo up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w010eMdixiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vqrA-RprQ

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Treadmill fuckups super compilation. Has anyone ever tried to ride a bike or a skateboard on a treadmill and not ended up eating poo poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx_aVbBbgIA

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Wanamingo posted:

She couldn't have just bought a boltcutter?

She's 60, she can't even open a jar of pickles without calling the fire brigade for help

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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32MB OF ESRAM posted:

he taught the kid how to take punches like actors do, and evidently he learned good

Yeah, they're having fun making a silly video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lQ87Ro-1Y

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The soundtrack for the video works equally well for the gif :haw:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Ariza posted:

I've seen this a hundred times but I've never seen any context to what the gently caress is going on and why it's being filmed so perfectly, unless it's for a movie or something.

SinineSiil posted:

It's a pet, they have Instagram or something.

Apparently it was this instagram account, although they've taken that specific video down:
https://www.instagram.com/humaidalbuqaish/
Still has lots of other videos of the guy's friends freaking out and running away from his big cats.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Anarchist Mae posted:

In the 20 years before (but not including) Port Arthur there were 79 deaths in 14 massacres. In the 20 years since, there have been 13 deaths in 3 massacres.

All of the massacres in the 20 years before Port Arthur used guns with exception for the Snowtown murders. In the 20 years since there have been 49 deaths in 5 massacres that did not use guns bringing the total to 62 deaths in 8 massacres.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Australia

Tragically that list is far from complete, there's at least 7 or 8 other instances in Australia since 1996 where 2 or more people were shot dead (including one earlier this month in Port Lincoln South Australia where a father shot his two sons and then himself) and a whole bunch more which didn't involve guns.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_major_crimes_in_Australia#1990s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_major_crimes_in_Australia#2000s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_major_crimes_in_Australia#2010s
:smith:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Grem posted:

Awwman, that broke my heart :(

She probably sold another 100 boxes because of all the people who had the exact same reaction you did so she came out ahead in the end!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I'm hoping they made him remove the entire toilet, close the door and install the toilet all over again before pointing out that he could have simply unscrewed the hinges on the door.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Hyperlynx posted:

:psyduck: why is everyone standing around watching, going "oh no!" rather than hopping in and taking the keys out?

If you tried and hosed up your timing even a little you could end up under its tyres.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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That's some top tier Life of Pi cosplay

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

More car nonsense. The caption claims that a man kicked a stray dog so the dog rounded up his stray dog friends and chewed up the man's car. Is this true? I don't know but that dog sureis loving up this car.



This Daily Mail article (with multiple photos) says the same thing and credits the photos to a Chinese newspaper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rashes-car.html

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I'm guessing by the fact that the kid is just randomly running around in a helmet without a football to be seen that the dog crashtackles him all the time.

"Hmmm, $500 for dog training lessons .... or $20 for a helmet? Well I guess I can order a helmet online but I'd have to drive to the park for the dog lessons ..."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone get the McCaskey's on the line and tell them we just found their 2016 first round pick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFhdl17YJ0

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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"Hey watch me do this cool trick!"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Takoluka posted:

I need video of this.
Here's the only video I could find, it's pretty much exactly the same as the webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnp9cSqJGkw

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Memento posted:

The moral of this gif: never attempt to help anyone.

Just avoid people altogether
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv5ARcfwudI

Also animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5lU1Y3V3t4

Also dildos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwEkEkwPeo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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I hope someone tells him about GoFundMe.com or Patreon or something similar, that would be amazing.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I own a couple thousand dollar watches. I have worn them maybe 2 times each and that was only ever for weddings and one time for my nephew's first communion because I had just bought it and really wanted to wear it. ANd these aren't even watches that just someone on the street would know are expensive.

I don't own any watches. I'm on the internet 17 hours a day and there's a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Kid find's mum's wobbly sausage :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2uR5Gf2SE





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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Imgur gallery http://imgur.com/gallery/dUykU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Your Computer posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Schadenfreude Thread: Nazi Dick Discussion

It's a Nazi high command testicular discussion, thank you very much. :colbert:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Birb Katter posted:

Some Aussie 'pranksters' who thought dressing up like Arabs and lobbing bags at people and running are now in a world of hurt that the police are involved.

Those videos are faked
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/jalal-brothers-are-prank-victims-faking-it/news-story/ea582fb312f027838f0c700f34abc02b

Really obviously faked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvtHlBrWEE

Mr Popo don't understand jokes

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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TheDon01 posted:

Permits for fake guns?

I know Aus has some hilariously strict gun regs but c'mon.

If you want to "display, possess, carry, use, import or sell" any imitation firearms in the state of Victoria you require a Chief Commissioner of Police Prohibited Weapons Approval or Governor in Council Exemption. You also need a special licence to own a paintball gun. Weapons manufactured before 1900, obvious toy firearms, spear guns, flare guns and nailguns don't require a licence.

Fake guns are apparently too scary for just anyone to own.

quote:

However, items that have the appearance of a working firearm, even where they do not function as one, are classified as imitation firearms. As imitation firearms can cause public alarm, only people with a Chief Commissioner's Weapons Approval or Governor in Council Exemption can possess, carry or offer them for sale in the State of Victoria.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Azhais posted:

So it's perfectly legit to wander around with a Colt-Browning M1895 without a license? :v:

I should have noted that there's a whole bunch of exceptions to the "Any gun manufactured before 1900" rule

quote:

A firearm is exempt from regulation if it was manufactured before 1900 and meets the following criteria:
Handguns – a) its method of ignition pre-dates the development of ‘percussion’* or
b) is a single shot antique handgun
Longarms – a) it does not take cartridge ammunition or
b) if it does take cartridge ammunition, that ammunition is not commercially available.
*Percussion means a means of ignition in a firearm in which metallic chemical compounds or fulminates are used to ignite the main powder charge.
Examples of exempt firearms
Exempt firearms include pre-1900 muzzle and breach loading firearms such as flintlocks, matchlocks, wheel locks, snaphances, caplocks, inoperable military cannons or field guns, cannon net devices and remote controlled model warship cannons.
Regulation and licence requirements
As these firearms are ‘exempt’ from the Firearms Act 1996, there is no regulation or licence requirements to purchase, possess, carry
http://www.police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?Document_ID=34442

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Boat posted:

While this is amazing, it's a half second too short to catch the stick coming back and whacking him in the head.

It misses
https://vine.co/v/ivaVzdu6HgU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Karma Monkey posted:

Ugh this derail. Can we please have more Russian dashcams and trucks wrecking on low bridges?

No we have to finally solve the KKK issue right here and now.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Everyone likes ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7CLtRtQi0

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Baron von Eevl posted:

The cop's probably more concerned with the water bit because he actually saw that happen and she was freaking the gently caress out at a guy, which he also saw happen.

Plus riding your bike on the footpath is a misdemeanor but throwing water on someone is technically assault. Pretty much any unwanted physical interaction counts as assault if someone gets pissy and calls in the cops.

People get charged for assault for tapping someone on the shoulder in a cinema asking them to keep the noise down
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/rough-call-at-the-movies/2006/02/16/1140037819272.html
http://www.fwweekly.com/2011/08/01/dale-fout-movie-texting-a-pain-in-neck/?option=com_wordpress&Itemid=12


Hulebr00670065006e posted:

Is this "I'm saving the environment!" stance really so widespread (seems obnoxious as gently caress)?

There's a LOT of bad blood between cyclists and drivers in Australia, with a bunch of examples of abuse and assault from both sides. As in any protracted argument both sides have rationalised their stances to ridiculous degrees.
I know some drivers who loving hate cyclists and are really angry that they have to share the road with them.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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If you're gonna taunt a whole bunch of cops/state troopers you better keep an eye on your 6

http://imgur.com/gallery/8d5nRBo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The sand mandala clip is definitely deliberate, destroying the madala once it's been completed is part of the ritual and symbolizes the ephemerality of life and the world.

A few of the other clips were deliberate as well. :ssh:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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A bull elephant seal in NZ takes out his frustrations on some parked cars. Oh and he weighs over a ton.
http://imgur.com/gallery/oI8MXyG
I love how nonchalant the car owners are.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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HEY NONG MAN posted:

I feel at least one of those people died. Like the guy who ate it jumping onto a shipping container.

He survived but at the expense of a few teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kOkIWcgAtU

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Short n sweet fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beUuZ3URw1o

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