A White Guy posted:

That the hurt should be proportional to the level of stupidity, I guess. Someone crossing the street, not looking, and then getting pasted is about as schadenfruedy as that video.

TKIY posted:

American Idol auditioners, say 'hashtag' in real life, name their kid 'Westlund Joy'. That's it, time to end life on this planet.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

FailArmy is proof that God exists and he loves us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPPciVYVLIQ

(loud as gently caress, put your volume at 10% or so)

syscall girl posted:

In many ways I wish real world physics worked like looney tunes.

I mean, we'd all be getting hurt constantly but injury and death wouldn't be a thing so it's a good trade-off.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Failarmy's week 3!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEmZwZz2zw4

(the muffled screaming at 2:40 is amazing)

quote:

BEST*YOU'VE*EVER*SEEN*CLASS*OF*2016.

Roro posted:

They could've spelled out "FU**ER" since there's an F in OF. Has the added bonus of being either FUCKER or FUHRER, meaning you can either piss off people who dislike curse words, or be anti-Semitic if you really need to be a hateful prick.
There's also "oval office" for that classic Australian touch.

kalstrams posted:

It probably was some dudebro cloudchaser with a tube mode to make artisanal vape tricks at 5 mΩ.

Kenlon posted:

I dunno, it's not that bad. I walked around with broken wisdom teeth for about four or five years when I didn't have any medical insurance. You get used it it.

Stex T posted:

C.M. Kruger posted:

Apparently the FBI also snuck people into the refuge buildings on Tuesday.
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/oregon_standoff_fbi_moves_in_o.html

`Nemesis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2I86GHPiU

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

Say Nothing posted:

quote:

its a say nothing post so he either got it from some random aggregator and doesn't know the source or it's from his masturbation folder

Teddybear posted:

So since you can't find the source for that quote, I now have great concerns about your masturbation folder.

Pillow Hat posted:

What the hell is that thing?

Palpek posted:

Scarf posted:

5Bravo are a bunch of babies who repost tired "military humor" and get super upset at anything even remotely anti-military. I can almost guarantee that "chat" never took place. They recently "declared war" on The Onion because of this:

chitoryu12 posted:

Of course, Ronda Rousey is also a truther who thinks Sandy Hook was a false flag using actors and blanks. So it's equally schadenfreude when she gets the poo poo kicked out of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwYj1q1i4Mc

du -hast posted:

Another giant derail calling this child abuse is coming.

Moon Slayer posted:

If you watch the clip, he clearly says he is turning over the debt to a nonprofit that specializes in medical debt forgiveness "with no tax consequences for the debtor."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxUAntt1z2c

Lotish posted:

When I found my dad's porno movies, I also found my mother's dildos.

Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

Stex T posted:

For context, Britain now has a lower credit rating than Lehman Bros. and AIG did before the 2008 crash.

TheRagamuffin posted:

The schaden is the sheer volume of the whooshing sounds that just occurred.

oldpainless posted:

Chronic fatigue syndrome

Clitch posted:

Boogie had a legitimately hosed up childhood that he coped with by overeating.

He's very open about his abuse, and how being so overweight is slowly killing him. He's not a HAES whiner with his head in the sand. If you watch the guy regularly, you can't help but root for him.

Garrand posted:

It's just a leaf blower with paint roller duck taped to it.

ranbo das posted:

The first time I ever drove a UHaul I was following my GPS trying to find some fast food or something because I had been driving for 10 hours straight and saw an 11 foot 8 sign. My first thought was "huh its like that one bridge which all the idiots hit in trucks" shortly followed by "oh poo poo I'm the idiot in the truck". So thanks goons for saving me from murdering a helpless bridge.

wayfinder posted:

Here's what the result looked like, btw:



edit: gently caress, beaten

FCKGW posted:

and sochi was a mess and bejing was going to kill everyone with toxic smog

here's the thing: the olympics themselves will look great when the camera is rolling. everything else is poo poo but when the lights go on Rio will be another boring olympic games.

Scruff McGruff posted:

quote:

No Man’s Sky has been marketed as a game where you can do anything—go anywhere, travel the stars, conquer worlds! But that doesn’t quite mesh with what it actually is. Minecraft truly is about effecting change, about raw power. The mark you leave on the world is deeply transformational, and it is all-encompassing. No Man’s Sky does not share that solipsism. In its universe, I am meaningless. My journey is trivial in the scope of it all.

Pesticide20 posted:

The Justice Department announced they'll no longer use privatized prisons.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/18/prison-stocks-plunge-after-report-justice-department-will-end-use-of-private-prisons.html