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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

LA Beast update: he was speeding and flipped his car and got a collapsed lung during the crash and from the way he tells it he could have easily been killed if things had gone slightly differently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8mo50j5g08

There's a GBS thread all about it

'I'm not going to go into what happened; there's a lot of private stuff"

This from the guy who posts the status of his bowels on Youtube?

Driving while stoned or drunk? I'm guessing drunk since he was speeding.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

He crashed while trying to eat his steering wheel on camera.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

LA Beast is mentally ill, and he's getting worse every day.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

LogisticEarth posted:

I'm going to be optimistic and say that looks like a pressurized water main, not sewage. It looks like most of the "brown" is soil rather than sludge.

Definitely a pressurized water main. They bury the watermains (here in the US at least) at about 6 feet, and the sand covering his car is consistent with that. Sewage lines rarely get pressurized enough to blow, and when they do, they usually start backing up other sewage lines first.

Speaking of poo poo, here's schadenfreude for the poor guy who has to open this valve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLbdwrdMBzo

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

FalloutGod posted:

Bike races where they have massive clusters of riders is always funny to me. All it takes is one slip and 10-20 people are going down. Yeah its a totally good idea to run things like that why not.

It's like racing against pubbies on Forza.

Never be at the front on the first corner.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-16/suing-a-debt-collector-now-they-can-buy-your-lawsuit

There's schadenfreude here someplace, and I think it's on us

quote:

Can a debt collector accused of crossing the line avoid liability by buying a consumer’s legal claim out from under her?

A federal judge in Las Vegas said yes.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I feel like this kind of fits the thread but I can't think of anywhere else in PYF to post it. It needs to be posted outside D&D though cause its gloriously awkward. This dude is apparently Trump's lawyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYHqg6ICoA

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The way the blonde reporter talks to him like he's a kindergartner is just precious :allears:

This is the fun part about rich New York trash-- they're good, you have to be to survive in an economic bloodpit like NYC, but the bravado they develop translates to provincial thinking that faceplants on a national stage.

mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Aug 18, 2016

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah, no way does a southern good ole boy watch that and come away thinking something other than "oh yeah, we hate these New York weasel fucks, don't we? poo poo"

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




That is a weird set of circumstances that led to it being possible to do that. So that's not a judge going, "Hur, I'll dismantle consumer protections," that was a judge trying to unravel a legal knot that the intersection of several laws created by not being written to account for each other.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Aesop Poprock posted:

I feel like this kind of fits the thread but I can't think of anywhere else in PYF to post it. It needs to be posted outside D&D though cause its gloriously awkward. This dude is apparently Trump's lawyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYHqg6ICoA

"How will he reassemble the Intelligence community."
"His military advisors will help him with that."
"Uhh.. Not the Defense, Intelligence."
"Yes those people."

e: I should have waited he just said that being African American is an affliction :psyduck:
e2: Oh god apparently trump's Diversity advisor is Omarosa!?

Kurieg has a new favorite as of 00:18 on Aug 18, 2016

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The NSA is part of the DOD, and the DNI is basically required to be current or former armed forces, so treating the intelligence community as military isn't the most outrageous thing I've heard.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Holy poo poo, he actually says "Donald Trump doesn't see colour; he doesn't care."

Donald Trump doesn't care about black people. This is what his lawyer and campaign representative has said.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Kurieg posted:

"How will he reassemble the Intelligence community."
"His military advisors will help him with that."
"Uhh.. Not the Defense, Intelligence."
"Yes those people."

e: I should have waited he just said that being African American is an affliction :psyduck:
e2: Oh god apparently trump's Diversity advisor is Omarosa!?

Yeah. Trump's entire team is an insane cartoon circus and it's only getting better now that the head Breitbart guy is his campaign chief

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I feel like this kind of fits the thread but I can't think of anywhere else in PYF to post it. It needs to be posted outside D&D though cause its gloriously awkward. This dude is apparently Trump's lawyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYHqg6ICoA

I know little of American politics, but I do know that that guy looks like a right tool.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Inco posted:

Holy poo poo, he actually says "Donald Trump doesn't see colour; he doesn't care."

Donald Trump doesn't care about black people. This is what his lawyer and campaign representative has said.

Also all the polls are wrong because he has a black friend who tells him that he likes Trump.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
Did they have to swipe down his seat after the interview, or do they just assume the slime trail will evaporate after a while?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Kurieg posted:

e2: Oh god apparently trump's Diversity advisor is Omarosa!?

Oh come on. That's taking making things up a step too far. I mean, Trump is stupid but there's no way-



:stare:

(For those who don't know, on the first season of The Apprentice, she was the batshit crazy contestant that became the show's villain.)

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That got me to laugh the gently caress out loud.

It makes a perverse sense too-- reality shows are semi-scripted team exercises where you need to be able to read both the actors and producers simultaneously in a marathon format; anyone who could play ball well enough to help secure the show a second season through sheer force of personality is logically someone you can employ as a team member.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

Yeah, no way does a southern good ole boy watch that and come away thinking something other than "oh yeah, we hate these New York weasel fucks, don't we? poo poo"

I don't know about good ole boys, but I grew up on Long Island, and I think he sounds like a blowhard.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

Random Stranger posted:

Oh come on. That's taking making things up a step too far. I mean, Trump is stupid but there's no way-



:stare:

(For those who don't know, on the first season of The Apprentice, she was the batshit crazy contestant that became the show's villain.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phIUwHXwSes&t=65s

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Flood Destroys Home Of Hate Group Leader Who Claims God Sends Natural Disasters To Punish Gays.

God enjoyed doing that.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


.

-Zydeco- has a new favorite as of 04:35 on Aug 18, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Is that skiier chucking a Bradbury? Or were they already in the lead? Because then I can only score it as a half-Bradbury.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


cohsae posted:

Is that skiier chucking a Bradbury? Or were they already in the lead? Because then I can only score it as a half-Bradbury.

The best thing about the Bradbury thing is that it happened TWICE to him from memory, in the Semi-finals and the final.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Humphreys posted:

The best thing about the Bradbury thing is that it happened TWICE to him from memory, in the Semi-finals and the final.

Steven Bradbury is a national hero and I'm going to pre-emptively tell anyone who even thinks he didn't earn that gold medal to get hosed.

edit: Not directed at you Humphreys

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

I hope LA Beast's near-death experience spurs him to do more 'cactus-stuffed-in-a-raw-chicken' type challenges.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Weatherman posted:

Steven Bradbury is a national hero and I'm going to pre-emptively tell anyone who even thinks he didn't earn that gold medal to get hosed.

edit: Not directed at you Humphreys

All good man, he is a national treasure. Roy and HG will never need Viagra as they get old. All they need to do is think of that moment.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Humphreys posted:

All good man, he is a national treasure. Roy and HG will never need Viagra as they get old. All they need to do is think of that moment.

Also Eric the Eel. Nobody has captured the heart of a nation by being so bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ7uWpn4DTs

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Testekill posted:

Also Eric the Eel. Nobody has captured the heart of a nation by being so bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ7uWpn4DTs

Julmis might be the next one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Wap_SbVkI

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

well its almost as rapey as game of thrones so itll probably do well

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Jesus, he didn't even get off the ground there.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Weatherman posted:

Steven Bradbury is a national hero and I'm going to pre-emptively tell anyone who even thinks he didn't earn that gold medal to get hosed.

edit: Not directed at you Humphreys

Bradbury is the most Australian ever. :australia:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Testekill posted:

Jesus, he didn't even get off the ground there.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The Justice Department announced they'll no longer use privatized prisons.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/18/prison-stocks-plunge-after-report-justice-department-will-end-use-of-private-prisons.html

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

I'm one episode away from finishing the fourth season of Orange is the New Black and this makes me intensely happy :unsmith:

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
http://i.imgur.com/yFP7fsB.gifv

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

No schadenfreude, just pure unadulterated joy.

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Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Ooooh yeah, that's the good stuff right there.

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