Jippa posted:If you understood how horrific a death from cancer of the liver is, I would say his "crimes" pail into insignificance. I'd prefer to be tortured and killed by ISIS than that.
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WarpedNaba posted:It's a play on a VERY cool acrobatics show. It (The pun) translates roughly to 'Circus of Desolation', which really is what we're reading on this thread. For a schadenfreude anecdote; we saw them for a field trip in grade four or five and one of my classmates had to be escorted out because she had a freakout due to an intense phobia of clowns she didn't disclose to anyone beforehand. I found it far more entertaining than the show its self.
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Oct 20, 2015 04:39
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:This is one of those RUSSIAN DASHCAM SCAMS thing, right? People are idiots. I love driving around here and some jackass just decides to run across a busy road, right through rush hour traffic, when the crosswalk is like maybe three minutes away from where they are.
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Oct 21, 2015 03:38
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Roro posted:http://www.pcgamer.com/subscription..._campaign=pcgfb It's really disappointing. A few years ago I stopped watching TV because the commercials were driving me nuts. Slowly commercials and ads in online services have been getting worse to the point where they're pretty much as bad as TV commercials, and now things like adblock start letting ads through and all these loving pay to remove ads services start cropping up. I like when things like Hulu show me three commercials in a loving row for their "pay to have no commercials" service. Look, I'd love to support you guys but annoying me non-stop doesn't make me want to part with more money. It makes me want to stop any good willed support I had in the first place. Apocadall posted:People are going to start pirating youtube videos haha. Probably. I might have the wrong headed approach to all this, but piracy rates of TV shows and poo poo might be less if they didn't try to force people to stream things constantly then bombard them with ads the whole while. A lot of people literally can't watch shows they're interested in because it caps their internet way too fast to stream something. Hell, I have fairly good internet and I can barely watch Netflix because half the time I settle in to watch an episode of anything it stops to buffer for twice as long as the actual show. It's me, the schadenfreude is me for caring this much about watching TV shows.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:19
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Maker Of Shoes posted:The comments go straight to victim blaming amazingly fast. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this on Youtube. Oh wow, the sheer amount of "she said gently caress you! She's a slut bitch who deserves to have her face smashed into the pavement!" comments are genuinely kind of terrifying. These kids are what, twelve?
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Oct 23, 2015 01:10
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Are you talking about the children in the video or the children commenting on the video? The ones in the video, they can't be very old, can they? I think that's the most hosed up bit about the whole thing, people projecting all that poo poo on a ride-by gently caress you and some dumbshit kid acting like a dumbshit kid.
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Oct 23, 2015 01:44
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Jastiger posted:How do people get through life being so evil to other people without provocation? Usually by being an rear end in a top hat to everyone so they either give in to the rear end in a top hat, or just don't want to deal with the rear end in a top hat and back off. When two assholes collide inevitably poo poo gets everywhere.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:02
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah, not really feeling it. "Pretend you're doing something nice for a child but you're really not" doesn't make me laugh too much. My family once gave me a bottle of dirt for christmas because they thought it'd be funny to set me up for disappointment then give me the real present. It was pretty soul crushing, I won't lie and it was hard to be excited about something I really wanted after that, fighting back tears to say thank you for a bottle of loving dirt will really mess with your head. It wasn't even a nice bottle either.
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Oct 25, 2015 06:09
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The first one was funny but I think this might have actually injured the kid "It seemed like a good idea at the time!" It kind of looks like he breaks the closet door a bit with his spine, one of the slats looks a bit knocked loose. He's either laughing or crying after that.
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Oct 26, 2015 04:26
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Oct 31, 2015 03:59
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I'm less worried about them seeing the porn I watch, and more bothered by the fact that now when I click on a stupid youtube video on sites like this, it affects things like my amazon account.
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Nov 3, 2015 00:50
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Truly the greatest thing about being an uncle is buying your niece loud poo poo like child-sized drumsets that drive your sibling and in-law up the wall while their kid thinks you're the best relative ever.
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Nov 8, 2015 23:04
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hanales posted:I had one that like doritos and coffee. She lived to 21 o_0 My old cat, who still lives in canada, used to steal whole steaks if you didn't keep guard over them. It was hilarious watching a kitten dragging a steak bigger than he was down the hall. No one really knows how old he is anymore but he's deaf, blind and got hit by a car a while ago because he was asleep behind its tire and was too deaf and blind to realize it turned on. He survived and is okay, well as okay as an old fat rear end in a top hat cat can be. He's definitely over fifteen and that's all we can agree on.
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Nov 10, 2015 03:05
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It appeals to dumb people. I've been saying this from the beginning but it's still too complex for the console market, the kind of people who still get confused by the name "wii u" and the difference between 500GB and 1TB hard drives, with it's different manufacturers and parts and it's just redundant for the PC market. Combine that with the fact that the steam controller apparently doesn't work with most games, at least none of the ones in my library according to the steam discussions where people have been complaining about it since it came out, and it honestly seems like it's going to do bad.
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Nov 12, 2015 02:37
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Atticus_1354 posted:That is amazing. They basically made a toy version of cockle burrs. I have spent hours of my life getting cockle burrs out of horse manes and dog tails. The trick is to spray them down with wd-40 so they are slick and then comb them out. Is that actually safe? Because holy poo poo we get these tiny little rear end in a top hat plants that are like, tiny pea-sized versions of those and my cat loves to roll in them and just come in covered. It's like a loving cartoon character that falls on a cactus and is instantly coated in head to toe in needles, except with tiny spike balls. Getting them out of his fur is a nightmare.
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Nov 16, 2015 05:04
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 Small Penis Parking was funnier when I believed the gif that it was an rear end in a top hat taking up two parking stalls. That video was the lamest thing.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:52
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Bart Fargo posted:My understanding of what happened here is this: It's pretty common for people with fancy/expensive cars to park well away from other cars to avoid having their car damaged by stray doors bumping into them, fender benders while parking, etc. Others see the expensive cars all by themselves off in the distance, and will deliberately park close to that car in order to antagonize the owner of the expensive car. It's a passive-aggressive thing to just mess with the perceived rear end in a top hat who is worried that their car will be harmed. The prank is set up to hopefully catch someone doing this and call attention to it. It seems pretty actively aggressive actually, to antagonize babies afraid everyone in the world is out to harm their cars. It's like how if you're acting shifty like you're trying to hide something people are more likely to ask you if you're hiding something. If you park far off like you're afraid someone's going to hurt your car, people are going to park as close as they can to try and get you to gently caress your own car up because you're being dumb.
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Nov 24, 2015 01:22
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LSD CURES JUNKIES posted:Is it really police abusing their power when they arrest drunk people for driving? It's my god given freedom right to get wasted and drive into the oncoming lane! 
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Nov 27, 2015 01:23
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If anything needs to be cleaned it would be one of those.
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Dec 2, 2015 11:17
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That just seems like a needlessly spiteful thing to do to a kid on their birthday, fat or not.
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Dec 4, 2015 00:49
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Na'at posted:You're in a thread where people take joy in others misery and you are now asking why someone convicted of being a monster who is going to have something bad happen to him is funny?  Is Robotnik okay? I know the sonics games have gotten bad but still.
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Dec 11, 2015 22:52
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That's how I win all my races in GTA, too.
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Dec 12, 2015 11:23
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Rolo posted:So are Australians worse than Americans or what? A bunch of deviants shipped off from their home lands, tried to wipe out the indigenous population where they landed and now spend most of their time getting drunk and violent.
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Dec 13, 2015 01:12
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Snapchat A Titty posted:You say that as if those who stayed home are any different. Europe has a lot to answer for one of these days.
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Dec 13, 2015 01:38
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hanales posted:Seems a little cruel But on the other hand gently caress squirrels.
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Hexyflexy posted:I was absolutely fine with them almost my entire life, until a few years ago when I had to go somewhere important, and on my way out, one of the fuckers ran up a tree next to me, and purposefully shat on my head. Me and some friends had a picnic once. There was a nice park full of squirrels and crows and other wildlife, in fact a few months after this story the petting zoo would be attacked by coyotes and all the rabbits they kept would be violently eaten, and we had KFC. As a joke one of my friends threw a piece of chicken to a squirrel. "Oh, woah dude! It's eating the loving chicken!" he shouted and we all watched with morbid fascination as the squirrel just went at this piece of chicken. Then more showed up. And soon we had a whole god damned colony of squirrels surrounding our picnic blanket. We left as soon as we could after that.
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Tiggum posted:Did you seriously think a squirrel wouldn't eat some food you threw to it? What did you think would happen? People always fed them, even we did but not meat, man. Malachite_Dragon posted:I think it's more "since when do squirrels eat meat Was the general reaction and why it was so terrifying when the others showed up expecting food after the first one just dug into the meat. It was a lesson I never forgot though because it's pretty drat creepy.
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-Anders posted:They've been deemed illegal for use on public roads here in Denmark, and that's probably a good idea. Only tangentially related but mopeds aren't allowed on streets here unless they can keep up with traffic. This does not stop people from riding their moped in the street and loving up traffic. This does not stop retards from taking their moped on the freeway in flip-flops with no helmet on. They always get outraged when the cops stop them and tell them to get the gently caress back home.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Good to know I'm not the only one with an rear end in a top hat dentist then. When i had to have a tooth out as a kid, fucker put the novacaine on the wrong side of my mouth. Even if he hadn't, it wouldn't have had time to numb a goddamn thing; as soon as he put the needle down, up came the pliers. Did we go to the same dentist? I've always had the worst luck with them and currently have a hole in a tooth from a dentist who decided a temporary filling for surgery I clearly told him, multiple times, for later surgery I neither needed, wanted nor could afford was a great idea! He also refused to believe me when I said the caps on my front teeth fell off because I could put it back on instead of just walking around with my broken teeth exposed so now those are in poo poo because he wouldn't replace them.
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:You do know some people don't have money to get all that poo poo fixed?
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Ozz81 posted:*ticks off another reason to never buy Apple products* They're assholes about updates too. Ever since iOS9 your phone automatically downloads the update and pesters you every few hours to install it. You can't say no, you can only say later. So you have to go in and delete the downloaded file. Your phone instantly just redownloads it and resumes annoying you. The worst part? iOS updates are the worst loving thing. Every time mine updates it just absolutely breaks the apple ID system. I don't know why but it refuses to let me log back in to my previous one, and it won't let you actually use your phone until you log in to an apple ID. So every update I have to make a new apple ID. Doesn't sound bad until their amazingly clever systems then just overwrite my old apple ID, the one it wouldn't let me log in to, with the new one which fucks with every single app I had used.
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Das Boo posted:If you put two cats in a room, they will play by sneaking up and scaring each other. Given what I know of cats, I'm betting those two ran right into each other after this gif.
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MutantBlue posted:That's the stuff. Those deer hammers playing You're Not Wanted Here on mr. cowboy's head. Deer are actually kind of terrifying. But since it's deer it's always kind of hilarious when they gently caress up someone's day. I have family who live in the middle of loving nowhere and like once a year the deer just take over their lovely little town and there's not much anyone can do because if you try to shoot them they go nuts and have a deer riot to try and protect their little deer babies and do a lot of property damage. So you just drive through the town and there are deer everywhere watching you.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Cows and horses aren't too bad, as they can only kick generally rearward. Stay away from the butt end, and you're usually safe. Moose are basically brick walls given life. If you hit one with your car, it's more likely to get back up and limp away then you are.
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I'll be surprised if he doesn't kill himself before 2020. I'm betting on 2018, probably new years.
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veedubfreak posted:How does someone with that amount of money and free time not have a personal chef and nutritionist and spend a few hours working out with a personal trainer to not be a fat piece of poo poo? Too busy tweeting about how sad he is.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Also lol at the concept of being cold in the SF area.
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Stoatbringer posted:Right at the very end of the old-coin-ruined-by-polishing-it video - A second polishing rag is hitting the coin!
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mostlygray posted:I see a shirt. What's it like being a dog irl?
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