Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

chitoryu12 posted:

Pretty sure they get resold. iTunes gift cards are basically cash that can only be spent in one place, so you can sell them for all or nearly all of their value.

So... uhh... where would someone buy one of these gift cards? Theoretically speaking.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 04:43

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:47

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

FCKGW posted:

Well poo poo, I went back the past 6 pages too.

What are you asking here?

Hot black gift card market hookups, yo. Lemme get in on that poo poo. Several percent savings on app purchases.I can make it worth your while, if you know what I mean.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 06:30

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gleebster posted:

What is the kid in the middle doing that supposedly is not cool? The breaststroke?

He poo poo the pool.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 23:58

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Sagebrush posted:

Sometimes, your imagination is better than any possible reality.

Looks like a cave painting of buffalos.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 01:41

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Platystemon posted:

http://i.imgur.com/e8Aw6h6.gifv

RIP Checkov. :saddowns:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 06:19

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Stex T posted:

how is this even possible???

By rigging. Top level riggery.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 06:11

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

GrandpaPants posted:

Simple arithmetic means that the kid on the right could have won if he bet it all. 39700 - 11600 = 28100.

Stop trying to math your way out of this. It's clearly a top-down conspiracy that starts with the Indian government and ends with Trebek's mustache held ransom by an international spy ring.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 06:17

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

chitoryu12 posted:

Like, it's so easy to not do racist poo poo. Normal people don't just say racial slurs casually without having any meaning behind it. Normal, non-racist people don't accidentally drop N-bombs.

But he's totally "not a racist"...

racist posted:

I hosed up and deserve to be dropped from Toronto Esports, I won't try to argue or make an excuse, I don't have any. I just want people to know what happened. I was having a really bad day. Didn't get much sleep, twitch wouldn't work for 2 hours after I woke up, and once it finally did, my internet was lagging. So I was pretty upset from the moment I woke up.
Then I get into a game against a widowmaker who is blatantly cheating. Everything was whatever, I've dealt with cheaters before, but when him and his entire team, and MY entire team start talking poo poo, it gets to me. I snapped. This isn't the first time this has happened. I have anger problems.
The only thing I can say is that despite me using that word, I am not a racist. I was extremely upset, and I was trying to make the person I was angry with upset as well, and so I said the most offensive thing that came to mind.
I hosed up, I have no excuse. Toronto Esports is a great organization and I am sorry to them for tarnishing their name. I've put my entire life into gaming/esports and this has been a massive wake up call.
Someone responded telling me that "I'm done for life" and that this wasn't a "wake up call". I just want to say that yes, I am done for life. I am quitting esports with no intention of returning (not that I could after this). This is still a wakeup call, regardless. I've destroyed too many things and hurt too many people in my life because of my personality. Whether it's just a character flaw or if I actually do have some sort of mental issue, I've waited too long to find out. I'm going to the doctor and I'm going to try to get help so I hopefully become be a better and happier person.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 02:48

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Hey guys what do you think will complete this sk8 park?

A pit of shame.

Like, literally a pit where children can feel the ultimate life-shaping shame and embarrassment?

Yes, an actual pit of horrible shame that will follow that child through eternity. Via the internet.

Whatever you say, boss...

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 05:06

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/2VJrVzV.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/eNeFgab.gifv

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 14:30

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Zaphod42 posted:

Lemme just tack on this lovely addition to complete the trilogy

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...ontent=20170501

This part is delicious

quote:

A festivalgoer named Brett Linkletter described his experience on ABC's Good Morning America. "What we thought was cool got really bad really fast," he said. "The drinks were room temperature, there was absolutely no food. ... It was literally like The Hunger Games."

# ¿ May 2, 2017 14:34

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

SinineSiil posted:

Funfact: For some reason cameraman being a dumb and pointing camera away is faked by creator of this gif.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU4oZNGo2FE
And for some reason this dumb version is only one that has spread.

It's two different cameras capturing the same moment. Check out a comparison (vid on top, gif on bottom):

Look at the poles on the fence, the bottom one (from the gif) is shot from further to the right right, causing the poles to appear closer together.

Also the gif version is shot at a tighter zoom, and with what appears to be a better camera.

# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:31

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://i.imgur.com/S6DKE4U.gifv

# ¿ May 6, 2017 04:03

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http://i.imgur.com/1yxZLw0.gifv

# ¿ May 8, 2017 18:30

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https://i.imgur.com/V7Zhpsm.gifv

# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:41

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/6jzfcuP.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/qf7xmR6.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/86NK7iF.gifv

# ¿ May 23, 2017 22:11

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Mezzanon posted:

In local news (for me) today, there's a guy in an armed standoff with the police. Luckily he's live tweeting the entire thing!

https://twitter.com/danielcrowder01

Pretty sure the guy has a psychological disorder... it's hard finding the schadenfreude in that. :smith:

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:15

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/o4D1jIk.gifv

# ¿ May 25, 2017 02:29

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/X8pwPp1.gifv

# ¿ May 25, 2017 03:53

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Dango Bango posted:

YES

Another angle

# ¿ May 25, 2017 23:37

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoGYWnsa-_8

Edit: 10 minutes of kids getting scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmXzTYf-1cQ

God bless the little idiots that we all once were.

OTOH Satan plunge your red-hot shaft of fire into the rectums of those grown-rear end morons who film vertically.

# ¿ May 26, 2017 03:58

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# ¿ May 27, 2017 15:56

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/4jnPiIj.gifv

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 04:03

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/iT4MTJr.gifv
He lived.

http://i.imgur.com/k287Tb3.gifv
He lived.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 04:34

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://i.imgur.com/7impx6v.gifv

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 02:33

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AlmightyBob posted:

Looks like the conservatives just lost the prime minister spot

We're not all completely hosed yet? There's still hope, maybe?

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 23:40

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

The schad will be on all of you chicken counters when Theresa May wins.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:04

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

BovineFury posted:

The Behaving Badly guy meets a sovereign citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EQldt5ucFI

Jesus loving dickfart... the interlacing, incessant nasal vocal cut-ins and loving relentless side wipes are like 10x worse than the sad deluded sovcit. Is all his poo poo so agonizing?

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 03:13

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://i.imgur.com/lbxQSbm.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/qamKbkt.gifv

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 03:49

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

If at first you don't succeed...

https://i.imgur.com/7wEvNRt.gifv

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 16:25

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/tX3eYzY.gifv

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 00:50

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

If we'd just euthanize old people at they point they became a burden none of this would be a problem.

Simple. :shrug:

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 20:32

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Takes No Damage posted:

When I was first learning to drive stick in my dad's old Toyota pickup, my biggest fear was having to stop on an upward slope. The last thing I learned how to do was quickly get my foot off the brake and onto the gas while letting the clutch out enough to engage without a. rolling backwards 10ft or b. killing the engine.