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88h88 posted:3:12 in "if you cry like a bitch you get slapped like a bitch" what an awful piece of poo poo that guy is saying that to a loving 5yr old. Especially after he'd just teased the child with getting something he really wanted and then pulled the rug out from under him.
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Jippa posted:I can't believe how calmly that woman is sitting there watching the guys head burning. It's exactly what she wanted to happen when she set it on fire with her lighter 
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_24a0aQpMs Oh my god, the snowman one at 40 seconds. "The hell?"
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Not available in my country  I'm guessing it's this: ‘Technological fraud’ discovered at Zolder cyclocross worlds quote:“After one lap of the world championships, UCI took Femke’s bike in the pit area and tested it with some sort of tablet,” said Sporza journalist Maarten Vangramberen. “The bike was immediately sealed and taken. The UCI then called in the Belgian federation. When the saddle was removed, there were electrical cables in the seat tube. When they wanted to remove the bottom bracket, which is normally not difficult, they could not because the crank was stuck. Inside there was a motor.” Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 05:33 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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Feb 1, 2016 05:29
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Blitter posted:Yes, just accidentally had a concealed electric drivetrain in a bike that happened to be in the pits, that she accidentally rode! That's the part I love. It's the world championship and she just picks up any old bike? That's less believable that 'just the tip'.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:55
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He has also denied visas to Holocaust deniers. I am quite happy with those racist fucks not coming to my country. But am still worried that the current immigration minister, who is a deeply evil person, will one day abuse this precedent for personal or political gain because he's from Australia's right wing party, the LNP, and that's just the sort of thing their kind does. Also Birb wasn't joking about the seminary thing. Our previous Prime Minister studied to be a priest but left because he couldn't handle the Christian ideals of charity and kindness. No joke. But this is way out of normal schadenfreude territory (except if you're Australian, whereupon it's depressing as all get out) so let's have some dash cams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP83Odibwgg Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 08:17 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Feb 4, 2016 08:11
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He said, "Pees clap," which is short for "Pee-pee clap" meaning his penis has a crippling case of gonorrhoea from all the methed up whores he's been loving on the campaign trail.
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Feb 4, 2016 17:29
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Trash Ops posted:Don't post snuff videos. Trolling, or a special kind of stupid? It's so hard to tell some days.
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Feb 5, 2016 05:43
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How hard is it to just say, "Sorry I'm not interested. Goodbye." Or not pick up unknown numbers. I know a couple who still have a landline and they get this poo poo every single day because Australia's do not call list is a joke. Apparently most of the numbers are either unlisted or overseas, so they just don't answer those calls.
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Feb 8, 2016 09:40
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Tiggum posted:It works fine. Any telemarketers operating legally within Australia won't call you if you're on the list. If you expect it to stop people who are operating illegally then I don't know how you think that could happen? So it's useless for every overseas number and Difficult to complain when the number the callers are using is listed as private. Also, "inferred" consent is pretty much any time any business gets your details in any manner whatsoever. But sure, apart from all those exceptions, it works just fine. The most praise I can give the register is that it's a good idea, just poorly implemented. New fail compilation for the month: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyPV_0dje0
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Feb 9, 2016 07:51
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Tiggum posted:How do you think it could be implemented to actually work then? Have "Do Not Call" actually mean just that Illegal operators and overseas, well nothing's going to stop them. But all the rest? Cull them. Bee and wasp sting fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkuEGbFEf9Y
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It always amazes me how much kids look to their parents for how to react after they hurt themselves. Parents laugh, kid laughs. Parents freak even a little, kids cries. Just take the kid at 6:30 who slides down the pole for example. *THUMP* laughs. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:They're at the bottom of the article if enabled. A lot of articles don't have comments enabled for some reason. Because the people who read Fox are such bigoted pieces of poo poo, even Fox doesn't want to have to deal with them. Also - plausible deniability.
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My sister's cat loves to jump up on the kitchen bench and demand skritches. But if I leave the room and come back with a jacket on, she runs off terrified of the 'stranger'. Cats are idiots.
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A White Guy posted:Looks like he found the clit. Isn't that a guy lying down?
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Watching this with the sound off is surreal.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:01
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:TNL finally released a new video. Basically 30 mins of bad decisions. Oh god, the Japanese (?) guy throwing the wood at the projection at 2:00 had me in tears.
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There's a video of someone passing out about three times on a ride like that. I can't even imagine how scary it would be to wake up after passing out and, in that first second of consciousness, when you still have no idea where you are or how you got there, to discover OH GOD you're a million miles in the air and falling to earth! Funny, though.
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Feb 26, 2016 02:40
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Humans don't really have absolute colour perception. Our brains take so many cues from our surroundings that we're easily fooled. People see colours which aren't there in those dress and jacket photos there because they're subconsciously adjusting for the conditions they think surround the clothes.
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Tony Phillips posted:He simultaneously looks like a husky buzz cutted 12 year old and a god damned 100 year old man that watched Cocoon too many times. Oh thank god it's not just me who tought that. I swear when he sits up at the end he goes from bald young man to white haired octogenarian.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:17
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Jippa posted:How can I watch that john oliver vid in the UK? Youtube unblocker. Worked for me in Australia. Aerdan posted:Purple is literally blue + red. It does not exist on the spectrum of visible light, and violet is very much not purple. Neither is indigo. Any impressions otherwise are entirely artificial. This is stupid. It's like saying soup doesn't exist because meat + vegetables does not exist naturally and any impressions otherwise are entirely artificial. Mix things to create new things. Holy poo poo, so future 
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Solice Kirsk posted:That was amazing. At least the kid is alright. I mean, if the people in that second car didn't eat her or something. For a moment there, I was certain that the people in the dash cam car were going to just drive off, too.
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EDIT: Okay, there we are. Is there something wrong with this thread? I've tried to make a post twice only for it to be apparently eaten and not show up.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Somewhere, people in a thread about dead babies are reading your missing posts. Wait, seriously? There's a dead baby thread and no one told me?
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Munnin The Crab posted:Good dogge Kitten to the rescue:  Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56vs6kbCRI
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Just get Bosnianbill to fix you up This guy is my favourite youtube person. He really knows his stuff, has great presentation and props and makes it so easy to learn how to do it.
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And More posted:What abut this one: drat, all that just for a bike lock. That's some seriously armoured poo poo.
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Nitrox posted:Is there a cheap basic picking set on amazon that you guys can recommend? I have 2 of these lock-boxes with password long forgotten, laying around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdeMaWkJF2k Just as long as the tool he's using is part of a kit, I'm set. Thanks drat, I have a padlock version of these, but mine's around a pipe in the garden, wrapped in a plastic bag and under a few inches of dirt. Really, I could have probably saved myself the expense of buying the lock, but I didn't know just how loving terrible Master locks were when I bought it.
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blunt for century posted:From the USPol thread: Just saw this in my news feeds and came here to laugh about it. How can people be so loving stupid? Pasteurisation makes milk safe, has done for a hundred and fifty years. loving "natural" "organic" bullshit. At least this time they didn't kill kids. Yet. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Mar 10, 2016 |
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Aerdan posted:Raw milk is perfectly fine as long as the supply chain is short and everything between you and the cow (including the cow) is as clean as possible. And by 'short', I mean you'd better be drinking it the same day it comes from the cow. And any time it isn't people get sick and children die. But, mmm, tasty. Hell, I had an uncle with a dairy farm when I was a kid and drank fresh milk every time we visited and loved it. But we would never take any home and got our milk from the milkman like sane people, because being able to have breakfast without worrying if it was going to loving kill us was more important than any half-imagined advantages in flavour.
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh right, that It doesn't mean that strict requirements are inherently bad, just that they must also be fair. If you have any sort of impairment that prevents you from driving safely, then you shouldn't drat well be driving.
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That's just beautiful 
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CopperHound posted:I didn't even notice the building going down for the first three loops. poo poo, I didn't even realise it until your post 
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Probably the same people who pitched a fit at Ken Block when he released his last few videos and people saw tyre tracks already on the ground where he was driving - almost as though he's a professional and practised the hell out of all his stunts before committing them to film.
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Samfucius posted:The last video? There's been tracks in every video. Yes, but I was referring specifically to the idiots who made a huge fuss over him not doing the stunt perfectly the first time. Of course he practices. Anyone with half a brain would realise this. So it's no surprise those without were so shocked. Here's an old Jalopnik article from 4 years ago which addresses exactly this issue.
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veedubfreak posted:Also, why can't they poop while still in the trees? No one knows for sure. They're perfectly capable of doing it. They just don't.
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Instant karma compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14CpfUJXvU Worth watch right to the end to see the store owner who impales the car of a thief and lifts the entire from of the car off the ground and keeps it there until the cops arrive.
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It might be the same team on different occasions, because they both did the same stupid dance thing. I don't know if one team being so dumb as to do that twice is worse than two separate teams being so stupid. EDIT - and I just realised that the preview pic for the video doesn't actually appear in the video itself. I hate when people do that.
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Your nose and eyes are connected by the eustachian tubes, IIRC. Also middle ears. It's why you can taste your eyedrops.
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DrunkMidget posted:New Fail Army. That fat lady spinning around at 1:40 - is there someone off camera with a crank or something?
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