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Sestze posted:Probably late, but the LA Times has been doing a writeup of an incident that occurred back in 2011 that's just wrapping up now Yeah that kid has to be retarded if this is the ultimate revenge scheme his parents came up with.
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A White Guy posted:I used to live in the American southwest. One point during my hiking in a local wildlife preserve, I stepped over a rock, looked down between my legs, and there was loving California Kingsnake, chilling there. I jumped about twenty feet in the air, and then it just casually slid off into the bush. I encountered a variety of rattlesnakes in my time (and trust me, most will let you know that they're there), except one time, I was with my dog. We were coming down off a pretty steep saddle, so I was jogging down the hill with my dog. As we cross into this really sunlit part of the trail, I see this line on the trail..and it's a loving rattlesnake. It's too late now(like, we're two steps away from this and stopping is impossible), so me and the dog just casually hop over a loving rattlesnake. I thought it was dead, but when I turned around to stare, the snake lifted its head up to look at me, flicking its tongue in the air. I had rudely interrupted its sunbathing. I don't even think the dog noticed it, lucky for me, the dog, and the rattlesnake. Reminds me, I once knew a dude that bred snakes and kept a rattlesnake in the garage well out of sight of visitors but not earshot. His brother/roommate got sick of girls running off screaming after hearing this thing going nuts, so one night before a date he grabbed a kingsnake and tossed it in the rattler's tank. And this is how I wound up going on a hike/rattlesnake hunt.
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`Nemesis posted:The reaction of a man who has clearly done this before I've seen that exact same reaction in a welding class. Went to leave my project on the teacher's desk and two other dudes were laughing and told me to turn around. Another student was just welding away his hair smoking for a good few seconds before it finally caught flame and he patted it out with the same "aw gently caress" look on his face. They told us to wear hats for a reason.
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Takes No Damage posted:This can't be real, it'll be on a Captain Disillusion Quick D video in 6 months or something. How do they not sting him just by him mashing his hands all over their stingers? Maybe he was orphaned in the wild and raised by scrub jays?
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trickybiscuits posted:California Farmers Backed Trump, but Now Fear Losing Field Workers AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Living in a California farming town this is exactly what I was hoping to read eventually. Even if you offered twice the minimum wage with health insurance you'd never get anyone native born in to the fields, they see it as the modern version of N-word work. Considering how many decades farm owners have been running this scheme, it's about time they got ticks on their scrote after loving a dog.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Well, congratulations liberals, you bullied a failed artist with a deformed penis into killing himself. Bravo. Encore!
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marshmallow creep posted:My father, now 65, hasn't had an accident since he was 16 when he took his dad's VW off a levy and nearly put it in a river. The first draft of a American Pie didn't rhyme very well.
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BlackIronHeart posted:I'm gonna be really sad if I learn that Michael's CEO loots Egyptian pyramids or something. Nah, Michaels is way too cheapskate to swing Egyptian. Schadenfreude is me for having worked at a Michaels. Brute Hole Force has a new favorite as of 01:18 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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BrianBoitano posted:drat. I went to read the comments for the inevitable meltdowns / outrage, but the ads on that site made my phone crap itself and die. Meh, nothing much entertaining beyond this- quote:Having lots of skins worth money and getting banned for cheating is like Having a 40 million dollar NFL contract and killing people. I call this the Hernandez Effect.
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AlmightyBob posted:Hey what should we call our patreon knockoff for nazis? There's no way this ends without a bitcoin scheme being involved.
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He was just an ordinary kid Until that fateful day when he accidentally swung over the bar And learned he had incredible powers beyond those of any superhero He had become - Severe head trauma boy!
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Mierenneuker posted:The top-right one is fantastic. Kinda looks like Gollum wearing a cheap toupee.
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Trig Discipline posted:Here is the terrifying shouty man he was running from (although there were a bunch of other people there obviously): Without the backstory it's like he's mocking the shitbag for wearing a poorly fitted coat that's too tight around the shoulders.
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Kennel posted:I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here. It's the human version of pausing a cartoon and getting a hosed up looking inbetween drawing.
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Talking to a friend of mine that works at Google and and he was telling me how Nazi fucks were going to protest march outside but pussed out, with the bonus scootyfruit one of the dipshits behind it propagated "pizzagate". http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...k-a7898256.html
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Zartosht posted:It's shopped. Is that all so why he's a more racist reincarnation of Cotton Hill or is it the panel from Preacher just with the word chin replaced with knees?
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There's a macro of this floating around with a quote from some mayor telling idiots that stayed behind to write their SSN on their arms so their bodies could be identified.
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Wheat Loaf posted:For goodness' sake. You honestly expected a republican to understand how taxes work?
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The schad is on all modern men for being confined in to pants.
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ElGroucho posted:Pretty loving sad how serious medical workers take their hipaa and other regs, and how lackadaisical police are about shooting civilians Well there are actual punishments for loving up in the medical field which probably helps.
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hackbunny posted:In Milan, we have a 2 story McDonald's. This arrangement is not unique. What is unique is that it's right on top of the spot where the corpse of Mussolini was hung upside down (which, at the time, was a gas station) Finally, a McDonald's I want to go.
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KingSlime posted:loving hell I just heard baked Alaska whine about how the government needs to regulate Twitter because it is now more of a utility than anything Huh, those people on Facebook were right, Nazis are socialists.
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skasion posted:He failed to show proper respect for Kat Dennings’ breasts Choosing the wrong hill(s) to die on.
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Crust First posted:Ha, Idaho!? Idaho doesn't exist! You misspelled Wyoming, they said it on television so it must be true.
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Sagebrush posted:It's always a Mustang. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of oversteer and died.
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GWBBQ posted:Also, 89% of people who voted for Trump would still vote for him if there was incontrovertible proof that collusion with Russia got him elected. So we're still around one third of the country dumber than a bag of hammers, sounds about right.
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value-brand cereal posted:I don't know, they both seem like huge bottoms to me. They'd probably just bump their butts together and fall down crying, unsure of what to do in order to make gently caress. Nazi tradition is get bent brutally by the Russians after that.
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Southern change Gonna come at last 'Cuz Roy Moore chased after Preteen rear end
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`Nemesis posted:
Yeah that map is pretty much right winger "quarantine Sacramento, the Frisco fags, and LA welfare queens".jpg  Same sort of idiots have been pushing for a county split in Santa Barbara for decades and they can't even get that off the ground.
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gleebster posted:Only the pug looks stoic. It's the least retarded thing in the picture and it knows it.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:"Today's politically active youth will be the last nail in the coffin of the republican party when they can vote in 4 years" has been the democrats' mantra for about 40 years So many jokes about the Electoral College and "pulling the plug" to be made here.
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Poldarn posted:Is the freude on me? Because google shopping gives me results for all of those. No they removed the "gun" search substring but a lot of incidentally related word searches are still hosed like "indianapolis colts".
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Aerdan posted:It's already hell. Does explain why the devil went there first.
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