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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

atomicthumbs posted:

new idea for a skimmer: insert card and it punches a hole in it and steals your chip

i like it

it should put another chip in its place

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001


if he has $7 in bills why wouldn't he just give the guy $2.14?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

qirex posted:

if he has $7 in bills why wouldn't he just give the guy $2.14?

it's a $7 bill

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

atomicthumbs posted:

it's a $7 bill

there are clearly at least three bills in the image

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
another reason cash owns so much - it's easy to steal

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i like $50 bills because you never see them

something satisfying about paying for poo poo with a fifty

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
cash is for criminals

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jimmy Carter posted:

cash is for criminals

Actually, you loving moron - Cash is for CLunkers.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Smythe posted:

Actually, you loving moron - Cash is for CLunkers.

no it's Not.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

Actually, you loving moron - Cash is for CLunkers.

Clunkers are for Kids.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Powercrazy posted:

Clunkers are for Kids.

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Cash is for Keyes on van nuys

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

Powercrazy posted:

Sounds like computers ruin everything. Can't wiat until I get malware on my chip. Also what is the advantage to me?

it is nearly impossible to clone your card. this reduces fraud and long term saves everyone money

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
but criminal activities own

basically cash is for drugs which are just coincidentally criminal

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

qirex posted:

if he has $7 in bills why wouldn't he just give the guy $2.14?

you have like 7 ones and only want to be holding 1 fiver, and the cashier might like having a lot of singles.

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
guns are cool and america is ftw

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

echinopsis posted:

but criminal activities own

basically cash is for drugs which are just coincidentally criminal

Actually all my hip young polydrug-abusing friends use bitcoin and order on the darkweb now because you can get stuff that's simply not available in your area.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

JewKiller 3000 posted:

guns are cool and america is ftw

Nice u/n post combo

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

echinopsis posted:

but criminal activities own

basically cash is for drugs which are just coincidentally criminal

legalize drugs so I can get Delta SkyMiles™

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
my conactless card came today :getin:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

chips own, both smart and rfid

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
Ive tried three different chip readers now and only one has worked


Great idea, a shame that no one ever inplements worth a poo poo

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Panty Saluter posted:

Ive tried three different chip readers now and only one has worked


Great idea, a shame that no one ever inplements worth a poo poo

actually many work just fine all over the world :)

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

mishaq posted:

actually many work just fine all over the world :)

Not around here, where we fear change

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

mishaq posted:

actually many work just fine all over the world :)

the world also loves soccer and those lovely singing reality shows. the world loving sucks.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cygni posted:

the world also loves soccer and those lovely singing reality shows. the world loving sucks.

actually its cool + good, try visiting it sometime

they use chips out there too :)

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
We need ATMs with contactless technology, so I can tap the card and withdraw £10/£20/£30 instantly

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

Valeyard posted:

We need ATMs with contactless technology, so I can tap someone else's card and withdraw £10/£20/£30 instantly

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Cygni posted:

the world loving sucks.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Valeyard posted:

We need ATMs with contactless technology, so I can tap the card and withdraw £10/£20/£30 instantly

my bank is working on this but I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to depend on qr codes or something equally dumb

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

qirex posted:

my bank is working on this but I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to depend on qr codes or something equally dumb

so that stupid bitcoin paper money where you scratch off a thing and scan the QR code to redeem it?

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


actually, it's a vampire

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