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- landy.
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when i married him he was just a hill but now since he doesnt feel like he has to impress anybody...
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Oct 20, 2015 17:34
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by Smythe
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It's not like when we got married. He had clouds covering the entire peak, not just a ring a few hundred metres below his peak.
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Oct 20, 2015 17:34
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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through the day he goes through a whole range of emotions
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 20, 2015 17:35
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- landy.
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he's just too attached to his mother
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Oct 20, 2015 17:35
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by Smythe
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Some of his cave system have collapsed and created avalanches all over his skin, he's disgusting.
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Oct 20, 2015 17:36
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It's so hard taking care of him after those men from the government dynamited a road through him.
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Oct 20, 2015 17:37
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- landy.
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I feel like hes trying to control every part of my life.
The grocery store, work, and the gym are all located on him.
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Oct 20, 2015 17:39
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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his height is what made him attractive but lately it has been a problem
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 20, 2015 17:41
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i feel like our relationship has really plateaued lately
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Oct 20, 2015 17:44
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i guess what i am trying to say is that we have weathered a lot together
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 20, 2015 17:47
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by Smythe
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"You leave me breathless" I say, huffing oxygen to stay aware enough to reach his summit and kiss him.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:03
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me : No, we need to talk about this NOW! Some of us don't have eons of tetonic shifts to live. Now who is 'Dylan' and why is he tagging himself in pics on top of you!?
mountain: ... *large avalanche begins to fall from the summit, engulfing entire villiages*
me: *slow clapping* Ohhhhhh real mature. A real tough mountain here, everybody. You're acting JUST like your mother!
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Oct 20, 2015 18:05
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by Smythe
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It's 6 in the evening you lazy gently caress!
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Oct 20, 2015 18:35
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Many women can say their husband is a mountain of a man, but only I can say mine is a man of a mountain.
Weekend Bridges fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Oct 20, 2015
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Oct 20, 2015 18:43
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sometimes he's so cold. so...distant. like he's14,410 ft above sea level away
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Oct 20, 2015 18:49
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When they found a colony of dwarves in my husband, we were scared. The doctor said they were spreading to the lungs and if they weren't stopped, then... The decision to surgically insert a dragon into him was a difficult one, but I think it has recently strengthened our bond.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:55
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Some husband's parkour, my husband is a park
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