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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

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Nonsense posted:

A Rifle, a shotgun, a .22 pistol to kill rabid quail. Three is all you need.

A primary, secondary, and sidearm is typically all my guy has room for in the video games so this checks out.

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MariusLecter posted:

McVeigh did nothing wrong.

He just wanted to grow mushrooms in a parking garage and things just sort of went awry.

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MariusLecter posted:

Hitler was pro gun control.

Didn't think of that did you? huh?

Idiots.

And the Mufti was pretty pro-gun and he started the holocaust. So who is the real monster?

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DolphinCop posted:

i think youre on the wrong account?? lejackel is the "gun access should be unlimited so we can overthrow an oppressive government" nut, not the "gun access should be unlimited because how else are the poor recreational small game hunters going to get their jollies?" nut

LeJackel is whatever the argument needs him to be. He will come up with whatever reason to justify his fetish, only one of which could be relatable.

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LeJackal posted:

I wish that you silly folks would coordinate better. I can't even keep up with the caricatures and strawmen upon which you bestow my name.

I think it's interesting that you think people that disagree with you are all working together against you.

Then again...

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WitchFetish posted:

Is it the thread were we send death threats to people who disagree with us while pretending to really care about deaths, or is it the thread where we pretend that guns are just like nuclear activated sarin suicide vests?

Whichever one gets your motor running.

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WitchFetish posted:

Wow, a running motor, what do you need that for, to run over billions of black muslim autistic children, you fascist rethuglikkkan?

Bernie 2016

No actually just to power the children's hospital I run in disaster prone areas you racist.

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Junkyard Poodle posted:

What a retarded thread. I suggest an SA initiative that supplies guns to everyone in this thread (I'll bite the bullet for the greater good) so they can kill themselves.

If you're able to bite the bullet then you'd be doing it wrong.

Or a magician.

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LeJackal posted:

“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”
Tolkien


LeJackel defending his loved ones from all manner of squirrel and varmint.

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LeJackal posted:

Mynd you, tree møuse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

You don't need a hoard of guns to protect yourself from varmints.

To defeat the varmint you must think like a varmint.

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LeJackal posted:


Hrmmm, is it that racists haven't tried veiled attempts at wholesale restrictions for an exercise of the right? No, thats not it.....hrmm. I'll figure out the difference eventually.


*Ignores and votes for the party that is restricting voting rights to minorities*

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LeJackal posted:

Yeah, you sure do know my voting record. :rolleyes:

Edit: For the reading impaired, the above statement is :siren: SARCASM :siren: and Gravel Gravy has no idea of how I vote.

So then you vote for the party that promotes gun control?

It's either that or you don't vote or vote third party. Either has the same result.

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DeusExMachinima posted:

I like playing hoard mode though

Obama banned my chainsaw bayonet :(


No we're saying, who cares? Mass shootings aren't the statistically significant gun control argument you're looking for.

You mean "horde"

How can anyone take your arguments seriously if you can't get such a minor detail.

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LeoMarr posted:

This is a gun.



This is a firearm.


Here is the church

Here is the steeple

Open the doors and someone that shouldn't have access to a gun just shot nine people.

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Plinkey posted:

Off work today, so I'm going to go flex my constitutional rights, like you do on election day...and then sight in my 10/22 scope



One for deer, one for graboids, and one for gunslinging chipmunks.

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Plinkey posted:

I don't even want to know what 44 mag does to chipmunks. Meat rain I assume.


I gots to know...

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Plinkey posted:

But the ad said it'd help me get bears. :3:

Come on help me out here

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MariusLecter posted:

A buddy of mine and I once went out to shoot his .50 rifle.

I set up bottles and some big empty vegetable cans to shoot


He got really excited at one point though and shot a jack rabbit

he scooped up the remains in his hands and masturbated furiously with them


he does the same thing with the brains of women and children in Iraq :patriot:

He lives on..

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^^^ well shoot

-Troika- posted:

Counterpoint: squirrels are annoying and there are way too many of them.

Did a group of squirrels get into your nut stash last winter or something?

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Who What Now posted:

Lever-action is cooler, but bolt-action guns are pretty nice too.

I liked the bolt actions more because you could kill with one shot in those Medal of Honor multiplayer maps.

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What gun would you use to kill Michael Myers?

And what gun would you use to kill Mike Myers?

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What do you all think of my aunt and uncle's hoard setup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k

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-Troika- posted:

You are arguing with people who do not understand guns, or gun rights, and do not particularly care to understand guns, or gun rights. They're basically on the same level as antivaxxers and should be treated the same way.

Not sure that's an apt comparison given the anti-vax movements insistence on ignoring things such as data trends and scientific studies in order to enable their paranoid and selfish tendencies. In fact you might have it backwards.

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Dead Reckoning posted:

Heavily reliant on quoting the same discredited study? Believe that correlation equals causation? Concerned moms who just want to do something about all the problems? Sounds like gun control.

Sounds like you've a tenuous grasp on statistics and are just quoting bumper stickers at me, tbh.


Cartouche posted:

War on alcohol: resulted in serious violence and death
War on drugs: results are serious violence and death
War on gunhavers: certainly a common sense goal

Interesting you cite the war on alcohol...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre

You guys are just god awful with analogies.

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Dead Reckoning posted:

So prohibitions on alcohol caused criminals to illegally acquire guns and use them to go to war over control of the new and profitable black market. Prohibitions on guns will...

Lead to over consumption of alcohol and liver disease I suppose if we take that logic at face value or ignore that people that probably shouldn't access guns are able to anyway.

See what I mean with the analogies?

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Dead Reckoning posted:

Not really, no. The point is, previous prohibitions led to increased criminality and violence, and failed to substantially curb supply, and there is no reason to believe a prohibition on guns would be any more successful. Pointing out, "yes, but those bootleggers and drug runners used GUNS!" does not in any way dispute that.

Almost as though alcohol is addictive and kinda awesome so that demand just never was gonna go anywhere.

Unless you are going to tell me that gun owners are so addicted to guns that they are going to make pop guns out of tub pipes or go to underground ranges, or *shudder* get their guns from Canada to get their fix then this comparison is again, really bad.


Cartouche posted:

Mmmm. Compelling case. If only they would have banned guns when they banned alcohol.

Hindsight in 20/20 I am glad you finally...

Cartouche posted:

No, it simply exposes you as a horrible debater.

Hey whataminiute <:mad:>

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Cartouche posted:

Cannot wait for the gunhaver speakeasys.

At least until SWAT shows up.

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Cartouche posted:

Ah yes, the incoruptable police.

Good luck bribing every law enforcement agency, I guess.

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LingcodKilla posted:

That's kinda their job. Deer don't just walk in your gun point blank.

They do if you lay enough deer corn down.

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tumblr.txt posted:

This thread is somehow gotten even worse.

Actually it's about the same as it ever was.

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LingcodKilla posted:

Trees come in different sizes. They grow.

Not if you cut them down before middle school.

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LingcodKilla posted:

Already have had a knife pulled on me twice while working you beta-bitch. Thankfully I'm like a goddamn gun-kata ninja and I had my peacemaker out first to diffuse the problem and go on with my day unstabbed.

Ban knives.

I don't think my kitchen is big enough to hang up a chain gun for cutting vegetables though.

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LingcodKilla posted:

What's wrong with a Salad Shooter?

Why does it always have to be a gun with you?

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LingcodKilla posted:

Sorry my gun-autism is kicking in. Please explain the joke and I may find it funny in retrospect.

What joke?

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Who What Now posted:

My dad's an adult who can gently caress whoever he wants. I'm pretty sure he has much higher standards and can do way better than this nobody, though.

Your dad should drop this zero and get himself a hero imo

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