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Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Age 13:

Get help for your depression. Do whatever you loving have to. Just do it. It'll make things easier for both of us.

Age 16:

Actually talk to some guys and you're right, high school is terrible.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Kill them. Kill them all!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Age 16:

Give Violet_Sky a swirly

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Attn: younger self
subj: don't
body: make e/n posts in gbs

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
kill yourself now, you'll get a full page in the yearbook.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
A lot of teenage girls liked you.
Get laid you stupid retard

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"Back to the Future was right! Put it all on the Cubbies!"

:laugh:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

A lot of teenage girls liked you.
Get laid you stupid retard

BUT NONE OF THEM ARE THE ONE

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
It's all downhill from here.

PS: Adults really are as stupid as you think they are.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

Age 16:

Give Violet_Sky a swirly

jokes on you i already gave myself a swirly. :smug:

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"It's cool to speak Welsh in the future! Get a head start and start learning that poo poo now!"

:twisted:

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
smoke weed

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Necc0 posted:

BUT NONE OF THEM ARE THE ONE

that was my problem boss.
Just gently caress teenage girls when you are a teen

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

lol

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Age 11

Dude check it out Im you from the future somehow sending you messages. Most people are using it to try and fix mistakes they made but gently caress that, we don't make mistakes. Actually maybe start chewing gum and wearing aviators. You will be the coolest 11 year old ever lmao.

Age: 16

Holy poo poo I can send messages through time this loving owns. Keep being awesome btw.

age 20:

gently caress yeah still time travelling messages.

age 23:

Hey man just checking in. Still doing this awesome time traveling message thing. Keep on keeping on.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Put money in tech stocks, perpetual work is a slave's game.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"The Simpsons gets good again. Keep watching!"

:mario:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pulp Can Move posted:

"The Simpsons gets good again. Keep watching!"

:mario:

said no one, since 2001

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Dear Solice,

Sleep with Coleen when you have the chance. She won't be dating your friend forever like you think.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"You'll meet the love of your life on top of the World Trade Center, Sept. 11, 2001. Don't make the same mistake I did! Be there!"

:mcnabb:

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Just brutally own my younger self, basically.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Just loving kill yourself you pussy

Every year from 13 to 18

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Age 16:

take the BLUE pill LOL!!! j/k i'd prolly tell myself to stay the gently caress away from ol' three fingered brown and id also buy a poo poo load of cal ripken jr. baseball cards and id probably pay more attention to my parents and not drink as much. plus i would find and KILL Violet_Sky

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
"Convince dad and grandpa to invest in Apple, yes I know Mac's suck, but that poo poo is going to rebound and you can inherit more than farmland if you play this right. Also, Your brother is 100% correct, enlisting as a helicopter weapons tech is a million times better than being infantry or an MP. Don't fight him, he's still harping on with the "I told you so" and "I saved your stupid rear end" poo poo 13 years later

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Once you kill a nun, you can never go back

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

"Convince dad and grandpa to invest in Apple, yes I know Mac's suck, but that poo poo is going to rebound and you can inherit more than farmland if you play this right. Also, Your brother is 100% correct, enlisting as a helicopter weapons tech is a million times better than being infantry or an MP. Don't fight him, he's still harping on with the "I told you so" and "I saved your stupid rear end" poo poo 13 years later

addendum: Age 16:

also KILL Booblord Zagats

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

addendum: Age 16:

also KILL Booblord Zagats

Kuda
Feb 2, 2005
trapped in oklahoma please send help
Hello former me this is future me and I have a deal with a guy right now if I make him the best cheeseburger ever that he'll pay me $20 can you practice on that now so I know it later please

proceed to make self an awesome cheeseburger, stupid younger me heh

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Jukeboxblues posted:

Age 11

Dude check it out Im you from the future somehow sending you messages. Most people are using it to try and fix mistakes they made but gently caress that, we don't make mistakes. Actually maybe start chewing gum and wearing aviators. You will be the coolest 11 year old ever lmao.

Age: 16

Holy poo poo I can send messages through time this loving owns. Keep being awesome btw.

age 20:

gently caress yeah still time travelling messages.

age 23:

Hey man just checking in. Still doing this awesome time traveling message thing. Keep on keeping on.

age 23 and 9 months ago:

pull out

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
"go find some weed. give up on that chick, she don't love you and she's gonna be super fat in like six years and there'll be plenty more in college. oh and when you turn twenty-three, tell your bro to get screened for cancer so he doesn't die. shoots"

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Kill you're self.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Kill you're self.

I was way too much of a pussy to do this as a teenager

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
be nice

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I was way too much of a pussy to do this as a teenager

Same.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
stay out of syria

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
shoot op

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If you aren't sending back an extensive list of lotto numbers then you don't love yourself and that is horrible.

I can make my own mistakes; I just need to have nicer poo poo.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I was way too much of a pussy to do this as a teenager



Here's an idea we can all reflect on: Why don't you two use your newfound "maturity" and finish the job like a adults?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Be real good and cool to her, you will marry her

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

Here's an idea we can all reflect on: Why don't you two use your newfound "maturity" and finish the job like a adults?

prolly because we found things to like about life after we were teenagers

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