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I found myself drinking a poor tasting can of beer, I placed it on the bench before I could complete the grizzly task of consuming it... It looked so naked sitting there by itself so I gave it a skirt made of lemon peels...  This immediately turned it into a hollywood starlet of the kitchen counter and attracted a handsome young suitor by the name of Salt Shaker...  Jealousy would rear it's ugly head on this day in the form of the bad boy called Tomato...  At this point in time I got a bit hungry so I took a bite out of Tomato...  Salt Shaker put aside his rivalry with Tomato and using first aid skills that he learned in the great crusades, saved Tomato...  Having set aside their differences they found love in the arms (or lack thereof) of each other and began to gently caress like rabbits...  Later on the paparazzi would photograph Beer Can lying in a pool of her own vomit in the popular nightclub "Small Plate On Kitchen Sink".... 
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welcome to BYOB. I applaude your effort.
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Oct 24, 2015 17:47
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It's good |
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Oct 24, 2015 18:46
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The emotional journey of the story was a real roller-coaster ride. It made me drink more beer |
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Oct 24, 2015 22:23
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I don't get mra poo poo
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Oct 24, 2015 22:26
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I don't understand what just happened but I'm entertaimed anyway |
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Oct 26, 2015 01:27
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I want a skirt made out of lemon peels. |
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Oct 26, 2015 01:41
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Amazing Zimmo posted:I found myself drinking a poor tasting can of beer, I placed it on the bench before I could complete the grizzly task of consuming it... good poste |
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Oct 26, 2015 02:24
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dogcrash truther posted:good poste First post in byob so I thought I should put in some effort. I in no way endorse "VB" but I do endorse "IODISED TABLE SALT" the tomato tasted funny |
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Oct 26, 2015 04:15
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you have made me look forward to hell, where my delicious breakfast will be free |
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Oct 27, 2015 20:42
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ChairmanMeow posted:you have made me look forward to hell, where my delicious breakfast will be free 
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Oct 27, 2015 20:57
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someday breakfast will roam the earth freely; I eagerly await this day, but will probably be dead 
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