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I like to believe the theory that his lightsaber is emitting too much energy to be safe (resulting in it looking all wibbly-wobbly and jagged) and the two cross-guard things are also acting as some kind of vent.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 08:21 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:22 |
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Ren kills Han over an argument about what parsecs are.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 20:55 |
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Those Plagueis images and the idea of chasing immortality remind me too much of Voldemort.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 00:31 |
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I kind of like how they got the giant planet superweapon out of the way while simultaneously acknowledging the ridiculousness of the escalation going on. Like, clearly something has to change; blowing up the superweapons is not only not fixing the problem, but in this one they had to blow up a whole planet to do it... I think they have to start shrinking the size of the conflict.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 15:58 |
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So, according to google, Snoke is Norwegian for "snoop." This would be an obvious way to parallel Vader meaning "father." Snoke = Snoop Dogg?
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 09:26 |
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Cheesus posted:And then this was posted the other day with a warning that it would be deleted in 24 hours. With a warning like that ,you know that means it's totally legit!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 03:47 |
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Snoke is actually Obi-Wan's force ghost, continuing to rely on trickery even beyond the grave. He just wants to find Luke so he can hang out with him again.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 23:43 |
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There's absolutely room for original characters, I think the issue here is that the only interesting thing about Snoke is the mystery at this point. If the "reveal" is that he's just some random wannabe Palpatine then yeah that'll be disappointing. I don't think he has to be revealed to be some pre-existing character for it to be interesting though.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 02:17 |
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I think the whole point of the Sith is that they just want power. Like, why would they care if some old dude wrote something in a book if they always tend to personally murder their mentors?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 12:40 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:Not pretending it's apocryphal. I'm recognizing that they're just much worse in quality than the original trilogy and TFA. Actors phoned in performances. The scripts for all three were atrocious. I'm not even leveling criticism like some nerd who's miffed that what they thought should happen didn't happen. I'm saying that what was released was poorly made and mostly incoherent with some good ideas sprinkled over and not on the same tier as the OT and TFA.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 01:22 |
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So, it's true, you narrow down from Prequels = Just Bad to (Writing and Acting) = Just Bad I do not think that is specific. Things like "this seems like something from a first draft" and "I'm just recognizing that the quality is low" are just ways of adding words and obscuring the underlying point (that you just don't like it). It's not critique. Martman fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Nov 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 02:33 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:instead of showing how Anakin is the child prodigy that he's made out to be with him doing hard work and figuring out how to succeed against all odds, winning the race just comes natural to him with near-zero effort. It was portrayed as a fluke. No time in a simulator. No test runs. He's an auto-mechanic that wings it. That's a weak rear end character. Notice what I'm not saying? I don't hold it against Jake Lloyd at all; he was a child actor that acted like a child should. We're not shown that Anakin is special, we're only told that. We're shown that Anakin repeatedly succeeds effectively by accident. He is incredibly lucky. How is that not special? Was Luke able to hit the one in a million shot on the death star because of training, or because he's always been incredibly gifted for no good reason? Anakin's repeated successes are precisely showing how the Force works, just like it makes Jar Jar stumble into helping in the big battle "just because." quote:The queen wants to defend Naboo but just kind of says things and complains. Sorry for repeated edits, but what do you mean about Palpatine's plan in Naboo? How does that remove the reason for him to advance to Chancellor? Martman fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Nov 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 04:22 |
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Schwarzwald posted:Sometimes they band together with the planet's native population and then personally lead a task force to capture the leaders behind the subjugation of their people.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 04:38 |
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TheMaestroso posted:This is kind of an obnoxious way to talk to someone if you're trying to actually have a discussion. The Force having an arbitrary quality to it is one of the big revelations of the prequel trilogy I think. What are midiporgians if not an acknowledgement that Anakin is powerful for no real reason except dumb genetic luck (or engineering, but whatever)? It's explicitly saying that this power is just straight up in your DNA. Martman fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Nov 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 04:57 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:oh look he just decided to act like I didn't write a really lengthy post on how atrocious the writing was Having to train to make your super powers work better is not some kind of fundamental quality of good writing vs. bad writing. And anyway, Luke has to train to learn how to move stuff with his mind, yes... but in order to actually succeed he basically rejects everything he's taught and relies on Darth Vader being strong enough to save him. When he makes a seemingly suicidal jump away from Vader in ESB, is he not saved by a random act of Force luck? Martman fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Nov 10, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 00:02 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:I gave an example earlier of how Palpatine's plan in Episode I made zero sense and was contradictory to achieving his goals. Do you just ignore it when watching TPM? I'm interested in a good discussion about this. quote:We're shown that there is a literal phantom menace pulling the strings of the trade federation and are to assume they have a competent plan, but at the same time Palpatine wants to force a treaty to be signed so that he can legalize an occupation of his home planet and remove the reason for him to advance to chancellor???
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 04:51 |
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sweet geek swag posted:Without the crisis, the chancellor would be able to say, "Nope, everything worked out, Naboo even signed a treaty to end the crisis." Palpatine would have no standing to challenge Valorum's leadership. Martman fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Nov 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 08:58 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:So why didn't the movie show us this or tell us this? You're hypothesizing a major plot detail. That's horrible film making.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 00:00 |
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He looks like Killface from Frisky Dingo in that picture:
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 12:02 |
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Gonz posted:If what is leaked is to be believed, then Hayden Christensen and Ewan MacGregor are motherfuckin' force ghosts in this movie. For all Kylo talked about Darth Vader, it would be completely lame for him to not actually show up at some point. EDIT: To be clear though, that leak just claims his voice is heard but he does not actually show up visually... seems like that would be a really odd choice. Martman fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Dec 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 06:40 |
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Wank posted:It has the same "just film the first draft" issues that the prequels have.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 05:12 |
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I feel like the bigger issue with the whole "slowly running out of fuel" situation was that it was unclear what the Resistance even is at this point. How can they have no supporters? The First Order just blew up Washington DC, and only 100 people in the whole country care? If so, gently caress the galaxy, they deserve whatever they have coming if the Resistance gets blown up.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 05:22 |
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Wank posted:Its just shorthand for needing more time, or care on the structure, story etc. quote:Lucas was always budget restrained. He wanted star wars to be made as cheap as possible since that meant more money in his pocket.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 05:28 |
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I think Luke getting dark and angry makes sense. By the end of RotJ, he's confronted his own inner demons and overcome them, yes, but he hasn't been faced with the inherent failures/corruption of the Republic. We last see him basically thinking that he won the greatest battle ever, he helped redeem his dad's soul, and the Good Guys are gonna be back in power. Then we see the prequels (and, basically, so does Luke I guess), and he's confronted with the realization that the real-world impact of his victory is relatively small and insignificant. It makes perfect sense to me that he would become super disillusioned with the Republic after that.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 17:59 |
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Beeez posted:So are you suggesting the Republic's problems are why Ben became Kylo(because that's what led to Luke being what he is in the new movie)?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 19:19 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:Lightsabers were just a tool in the OT that people used to whack stuff with and kill dudes, not worrying about looking like an anime character with dramatized ballet movements, spinning lightsabers and twirly dodges. In the OT, light sabers are used for showmanship. They wield them like samurai in some of the most slow and dramatized fight scenes ever made. Anakin in AotC and RotS is actually the one who uses light sabers as "tools to whack stuff with." He takes out bug dudes and droids like he's swinging a baseball bat, and will grab a second saber and pop off a dude's head like it's no big deal. Quigon uses his to melt doors. This movie actually featured some of the most basic and utilitarian uses of lightsabers, i.e. move the light saber using the force to sneakily cut someone in half, or just hold it up to someone's head and pop them instantly. Martman fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Dec 16, 2017 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 21:17 |
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got any sevens posted:Where are the ewok movies in this list
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 21:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq51w34Hg9I Pictured: some guys just using some tools. Darth Maul likes to do a bunch of flips for no reason, yes... and he gets owned because of it.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 21:32 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:Darth Maul, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Yoda, Anakin, Dooku, Grievous, literally anyone that uses a lightsaber in the prequels constantly jumps off of walls, 20 feet into the air and twirls them around to make colorful lightshows for braindead idiots.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 22:07 |
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Z. Autobahn posted:I mean, if you want your franchise to be safe boring rehashes propelled by third-rate comic book mysteries, maybe don't hire an original indie director with distinctly contrarian impulses to helm a core entry? I'm sure there's a million and one hacks in Hollywood who could have turned out more of the boring franchise-wanking nostalgia-farming bullshit like TFA and RO.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 08:14 |
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Z. Autobahn posted:1) Yes, Rian's body of work is way weirder and more original than Gareth's? Gareth's not a hack, but he's also no made anything a tenth as weird as Brick. Monsters is least as contrarian and expectation-subverting as TLJ.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 08:39 |
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Koirhor posted:They quasi explain this at the end of the Clone Wars cartoon.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 10:37 |
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Waffles Inc. posted:The term “plot hole” needs to die I always loved this quote from Roger Ebert about High Tension quote:I am tempted at this point to issue a Spoiler Warning and engage in discussion of several crucial events in the movie that would seem to be physically, logically and dramatically impossible, but clever viewers will be able to see for themselves that the movie's plot has a hole that is not only large enough to drive a truck through, but in fact does have a truck driven right through it.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 14:40 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:In spite of how goony that guy is, that's an amazing post. Kind of spooky.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 03:00 |
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Justin_Brett posted:This sounds like an
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 09:21 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:22 |
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Tender Bender posted:He's got high int and low wisdom with a heaping portion of hubris, this is an extremely common trope for villains and not at all the overreaching argument you seem to think it is. Or do force users get to substitute intelligence for charisma?? this is important
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