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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/48w6iz/the_reddit_220_on_live_feedback_thread/?sort=confidence This entire thread is stimperial in its grandeur.
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peter gabriel posted:Patch 2.2 - Everything is perfect now, and I mean perfect Holy poo poo 
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Mar 5, 2016 05:50
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peter gabriel posted:Patch 2.2 - Everything is perfect now, and I mean perfect
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Mar 5, 2016 05:52
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I've never used it, but apparently XPLOR put together a loadout manager for people who don't feel like dealing with the holotable's bullshit. Star Citizen has mods before it's even completed. Progress!
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Mar 5, 2016 05:57
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Kakarot posted:Funny how many shitizens are training their children to be their turret gunners LOL Just think of the possibilities. "You can either mow the lawn or play star citizen" Grass cut, dishes done, garbage taken out...
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Mar 5, 2016 06:01
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I skipped 6000 posts because I went on vacation? anything interesting happen besides the new amazing EVA? Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I've never used it, but apparently XPLOR put together a loadout manager for people who don't feel like dealing with the holotable's bullshit. Star Citizen: it's fans are more capable developers.
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Mar 5, 2016 06:01
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Ash1138 posted:i'm the rotating station rings that get position updates from the server at completely different times Good, so i wasn't the only person weirded out by that. How does that even?
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Mar 5, 2016 06:03
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peter gabriel posted:Patch 2.2 - Everything is perfect now, and I mean perfect  I laughed so hard my dog thought I was injured.Favorite video yet commando. Just loving incredible. This game is so far beyond help.
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Mar 5, 2016 06:18
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Someone was asking for fresh dirt, does anyone here aware of how broken the 'issues council' is? To me it seems a pretty big flag as it's been this way apparently for quite some time (perhaps months) without even 1/300 of CIG noticing or giving a gently caress. Issues that are reproduced past the needed 10 minimum go through an incubation period before they get voted on to supposedly prioritize them in a queue to be fixed. What happens now is that the clock counts down to zero, then starts counting back upwards (holy Transverse batman! ). Here's an example that was supposed to go up for vote 12 days ago, which was indeed brought up to CIG's attention who assured us 'top men' are working on it: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/issue-council/star-citizen-alpha/SC-8996-Vjoy_implementation_is_bugged (that vjoy is a travesty too) There's even an issues council ticket on the issues council issues (yo dog): https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/issue-council/website/WS-11458-Issue_Council___voting_starts_in_x_days__counter_going_backwards
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Mar 5, 2016 06:36
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Galarox posted:just... lol, yeah hence my previous (hastily put together photoshop) effort post Re: Hobo Putting in a formal CIGification request (sorry to repost, but saw Galorox offer *after my random suggestion/request) 
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Mar 5, 2016 06:46
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MeLKoR posted:I'm not entirely sure what's the criteria but there is some sort of fuckery afoot. I been messing with several accounts, some of which untraceable and there are certain people that my votes won't affect. I can up/down most goons for example but certain people/posts/threads (I haven't figured what) I just can't affect at all even with accounts with positive karma. you’re spending way too much time on this man what you’re seeing is most likely some combination of vote fuzzing, server cache, and some sort of temporary hellban-esque manipulation prevention
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Mar 5, 2016 06:49
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peter gabriel posted:Patch 2.2 - Everything is perfect now, and I mean perfect god. drat.  I quit youtube. Pgabz just won it.
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Mar 5, 2016 06:52
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Mirificus posted:
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Mar 5, 2016 06:57
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How long do you think until the Star Citizen brand Monthly Steak and Cheese Club starts up?
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Mar 5, 2016 07:05
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 https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/491beh/why_keep_a_300i/ Is this someone here trolling this poor guy or is that seriously what Shitizens are telling people to do now? SabinBlitz fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 07:08
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I always suggest expensive ships to people. Its funny.
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Mar 5, 2016 07:15
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"Everything is under control, situation normal..." Elsewhere, savor the fidelity in the Monthly Update: quote:"On the System Design side we’ve been specing out some high priority systems needed for PU. We finished work on the Oxygen, Breathing & Stamina system that will handle the mechanics for how the oxygen travels from the suit’s tank to the suit’s internal capacity, through the lungs and into the blood stream and how the levels of oxygen in the player’s blood affect his actions, and also what happens when he runs out of oxygen." (Sorry if that got posted already.) G0RF fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 07:17
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G0RF posted:
They can't even prevent models from sticking in the T pose and their EVA causes models to bend in ways that make me think that Robert Griffin III was doing mocap for them and they want to actually model suit air flow? 
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Mar 5, 2016 07:40
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Tortolia posted:They can't even prevent models from sticking in the T pose and their EVA causes models to bend in ways that make me think that Robert Griffin III was doing mocap for them and they want to actually model suit air flow? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid_cycle And the Calvin cycle in all plants https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_cycle
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Mar 5, 2016 07:50
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The code base is such a tremendous mess that touching one thing breaks ten other things. People have been posting that for at least six months, but now, with this latest update, it seems like it's accelerating. We may be crossing the line where the bugs become exponential, and it is impossible to add any new features or change anything. Who the gently caress ok'd turning on "physicalized eva"? It just makes every bit of this game's jankyness look 10x worse. It looks like your dead body has been stuck in a space suit being remote controlled by a six year old. XK fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 07:51
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 Looks like they got enough money to cover their bandwidth for the 9 patch versions they released. Too bad a day like yesterday is only enough to cover 2/3 of their staff cost under normal conditions.
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Mar 5, 2016 07:56
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The game is a mess. You don't need to ragdoll onto the floor of a localized physics grid to know the only direction for this is down.
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Mar 5, 2016 08:02
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G0RF posted:"Everything is under control, situation normal..." What.THE.FUUUUUUCK!?  I've never wanted to play this game but just reading their drivel makes me furious.
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Mar 5, 2016 08:07
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Fargin Icehole posted:They still don't have a patcher? The patcher is the last thing to get done, even after the gameplay. I mean, otherwise, how will the patcher know what to patch when everything is in constant flux? Wafflz posted:Just think of the possibilities. G0RF posted:Elsewhere, savor the fidelity in the Monthly Update:
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Mar 5, 2016 08:11
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G0RF posted:"Everything is under control, situation normal..." Reads like a Dwarf Fortress update. Difference is when Toady1 tells you he's created genetic code to create proper beard length and color, you'll get to see the overly granular simulationism yourself some day.
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Mar 5, 2016 08:12
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G0RF posted:"Everything is under control, situation normal..." There's no way that isn't supposed to be a joke
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Mar 5, 2016 08:17
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Somebody ask CIG if farting in a suit increases the pressure inside the suit, and whether it is possible for a commando to fart himself enough pressure for acute nitrogen narcosis. If not, where there gently caress is fidelity. Wait. Let me check the symptoms... quote:10–30m My bad, it's been there all along.
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Mar 5, 2016 08:25
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Justin Tyme posted:There's no way that isn't supposed to be a joke "What the gently caress. This is awesome. I really appreciate CIG's philosophy of "start 110% sim, then scale it back until it's fun." This is nuts simulation, I love it." lol...the comments in that reddit...my god.
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Mar 5, 2016 08:34
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Ash1138 posted:Oh so he really was an idiot lurking for years who finally lost his nerve because he felt grief for Sandi and not a one-time troll? I knew Fuzzy Modem like literally a decade ago on a different forum - just confirmed, same website and everything - and he was completely mental then, too. He was always really weird. He once created a thread where he basically bragged about cutting his dick open when loving his wife (it got caught on the edge of her panties or something).
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Mar 5, 2016 08:35
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Milky Moor posted:I knew Fuzzy Modem like literally a decade ago on a different forum - just confirmed, same website and everything - and he was completely mental then, too. He was always really weird. He once created a thread where he basically bragged about cutting his dick open when loving his wife (it got caught on the edge of her panties or something). holy poo poo, he's the guy who wrote the Stimpire fanfiction!
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Mar 5, 2016 08:43
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anyone got that pic of Derek doing the burn yo spaceship dance?
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Mar 5, 2016 09:00
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"Honey I can't believe you flayed me!"
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Mar 5, 2016 09:00
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Welcome to the 'verse Milky
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Mar 5, 2016 09:02
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:But I have to ask. What in the everloving gently caress are the QA people actually doing at CIG? Please have patience, the quality is currently being refactored. You clearly know nothing etc.
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Mar 5, 2016 09:53
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Jason Sextro posted:holy poo poo, he's the guy who wrote the Stimpire fanfiction! What is a Stimpire? it's the one SC thing I'm not getting as a thread lurker Skellybones posted:Welcome to the 'verse Milky 
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Mar 5, 2016 09:55
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Those are good stretch goals
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Mar 5, 2016 09:55
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Milky Moor posted:What is a Stimpire? it's the one SC thing I'm not getting as a thread lurker Oh boy
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Mar 5, 2016 09:59
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Milky Moor posted:What is a Stimpire? it's the one SC thing I'm not getting as a thread lurker Someone will link it shortly but imagine if a teen aged pinhead from the hellraiser movies wrote star citizen fanfiction Its so weird that the thread got deleted from their forums eventually and mentioning the word "stimpire" in CIG twitch chat is an instant ban now
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Skellybones posted:glory to the fourth stimpire Who the gently caress writes this and thinks anyone would ever want to read it, or have any kind of (virtual or real) interaction with this at all? We're all on a watchlist now because of the fact that it's been posted a dozen times so far.
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