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Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Sillybones posted:

Oh, thank you for suggesting Battlefield 4. It is good and fun game. It is taking a long time to unlock different items and such!

Use those boosts you get from battle packs, there is no reason to save them ever. They also boost the unlocking of stuff.

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Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Sillybones posted:

Oh, I thought that was like having to buy 'keys' to open them like in counter-strike/tf2. Oops.

Use your 50% and 25% boosts at all times. save 100 and 200 for double xp weekends since it stacks with the double xp :) The boosts also helps you unlock guns, veichle and class unlocks.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

A story where D Smart is the hero, what a time to be alive.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Probably just furniture from failed startups.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

AP posted:

The top ten recent submissions to r/derek smart are all slagging Derek off or his games. I think they've stopped talking about Star Citizen as it's too depressing to think about.

All of his games are bad.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

skaboomizzy posted:

Just realized that my most-followed topics on these forums are (in no particular order):

- this calamitous space-game sham
- Doobie
- the Republican presidential primary
- those idiots who took over the bird refuge in Oregon

Apparently I'm drawn to watching massive failures unfold in real time.

But not butcoins?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

SquirrelGrip posted:

im a belieber

It's OK this is safe space.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Peter Molyneux attended the MolyJam event in London, a game jam based on a parody Molyneux twitter account.

Edit: It is a very good twitter account https://twitter.com/petermolydeux/status/427862087348396032

Sandweed fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Feb 4, 2016

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Here is games I have backed on Kickstarter

Wasteland 2
FTL: Faster Than Light
The Banner Saga
Pillars of Eternity
Satellite Reign
Darkest Dungeon
BEDLAM
Shadowrun: Hong Kong

Shitizens should stop wasting away money on SC and instead back good games that they can actually play. :smug:

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Demiurge4 posted:

All of those except Shadowrun. I haven't touched BEDLAM since it hit Steam though, is the combat still poo poo?

It's slightly better.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

alphabettitouretti posted:

SUPERHOT is out this month! And it does indeed look superhot.

It does look great, looking forward to it a great deal.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Mad Catz always attach themselves to the wrong games, they also had a Titanfall series of mouse and keyboards.

They also produce the most unconformable mouse in the world.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

ARK is one of those early access survival crafting games that will never get released.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Grandiosa makes me physically ill. It's a mockery of Pizza.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

No Mods No Masters posted:

The true pleasure of this thread is the slow random degeneration of chris roberts's name.

chris roberts -> croberts -> crobber -> crobbler -> crobo -> crebis -> etc.

Every time I see a goon complain about how shitizens misspell Dereks name I roll my eyes so hard.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

ZenMaster posted:

Hey, why don't we all post our pictures and places of work/home addresses?


My name is uh, Len Besnick... I live in Los Angel...o

ok goons turn now!



(edit) I mean friends!

My name is Christopher Roberto I live in in Los Angelo to! Wanna meet up over a coffee and talk about how Star Citizen is never going to live up to the dream?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

144hz monitors are the poo poo, gently caress your 4Ks

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Are anyone of you guys in the Dreadnought Alpha?

I'm Sandweed on there to

EDIT: Putting this here cause it's badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU6YqyTO_s

Sandweed fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Feb 18, 2016

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Sgt. Briar posted:

Hello commandos o7, I have lurked this thread for about 2 weeks and have come to the conclusion that Star Citizen is the greatest scam of all time, and thus this thread that chronicles the shameless denials of a thousand cultists is also the best thread of all time. What an age we live in :gary:

but I got a question. The robber baron behind this grand scheme "Crobberts" seems to be a rather enigmatic figure, can anyone tell me about his horrible misadventures in the gaming/film industry before his current master plan? Am willing to pay in cat picture(s)

I rather enjoyed starlancer.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

EightAce posted:

Thats because he had absolutely nothing to do with Starlancer

Really?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Stimpire is bad, whales sending dick picks to female citizens is OK.

DICKPICKS GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP COMMANDO.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Don't let him know about payed avatars and all the Platinum goodies.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

I was trying to explain SC to a guy at work.

:eng101: So imagine the best game you ever played.

:shobon: Sure

:eng101: Now imagine a sequel to that game, just better, way better. You want that right?

:shobon: Most definitely.

:eng101: Ok I can give it to you if you give me 5000$ for it.

:shobon: Ehhh I don't want it anymore.

:eng101: SC backers are the people who didn't back out, and actually believe a game that's worth 5000$ will come out.

:shobon: :monocle:

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Hey, it's 2345 already?

No

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

You could only list 3 glaring issues from a static video camera feed, game is looking fine you guys.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

SomethingJones posted:

Well there goes the rest of my day. Holy poo poo. Link is redpill.

He hasn't posted in 7 days, did they catch him?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Can you flush you space toilets in SC?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

How do you do that note thing anyway?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Hey melkor I got a code from AMD with a code for some star citizen poo poo once, I lost it though. That's my story about how I almost became a citizen hope you can give me a cool note. I'm also Norwegian like that other guy.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

AP posted:

You know that's a joke, right?

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

To be fair someone would have to pay me to read all the posts in this thread. Skip to the page before the last every time.

Feelsgoodman

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.


What's the opposite of grief? I think I'm experiencing it.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

To be fair Derek using Vox Day to signal boost and sending stuff to Breitbart is not gonna make it more likely for the regular gaming media to write about SC.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

hakimashou posted:

gaming media exists to promote video games

This is what some people believe yes.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Most of it is poo poo, but to believe that every part of it is just some PR arm of the devs are conspiracy theory type stuff.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

I'd like to thank STIMSIS for the images of the man who killed 77 Norwegians when I'm just trying to laugh at space whales. Breivik is not even gonna get to play SQ42 because the Norwegian prison system is only letting him have a PS3, it probably makes him feel grief.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

xiansi posted:

Why is page 3500 a milestone for this thread?

It'll be 4000 by next weekend if random idiots just post about posting like what I am doing here.

Maybe you should stop posting.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

ceaselessfuture posted:

See, this makes me kind of hope they succeed in actually making a game, because that's really when everything would get out of hand and even the diehards couldn't defend it.

Pfff the whales will buy extra copies and thank Chris for the opportunity to do so.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

VR porn is terrible atm so don't hold your breath.

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Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Laughing at nerds wasting their money is my nr one reason to read SA these days.

Bitcoin and SC is the top investments. Thanks for keeping the gold mines open goons.

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