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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:https://zippy.gfycat.com/PastelFamiliarArcticduck.webm Genius visionary game developer. Trust him with your $$$$.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:I like how you can see in his eyes he has absolutely no idea at whats happening. He looks like my uncle trying and failing to log into AOL.
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drat Dirty Ape posted:I really wish they would get him on camera to play his own game again. I think my favorite part was his poo poo talking about the chat interface. They should add a new show: "The Chairman Plays His Own drat Game for 10 Minutes"
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I'd like all of you to suck my oval office S U in the C
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Kilmers Elbow posted:Either Derek Smart or Philip Glass wrote that. Two weeks two weeks two weeks two weeks Two weeks two weeks two weeks two weeks Two weeks two weeks two weeks two weeks CIGaanisqatsi
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grimcreaper posted:Remember: Things always get worse. There is always more, and it is always worse.
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Apr 17, 2016 09:20
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The Kins posted:Remember folks: A thread is for life... not just for Christmas. Bless this Mess (of a game) You don't have to be crazy to post here... but it helps!
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I still believe in you, thread!
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Sabreseven posted:LOL!! Wonder what it could be I'm hoping it's a space garbage ship. I would love to be a space garbageman in the 'verse.
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neonbregna posted:Stop spreading FUD it already headed back to the moon. As soon as they implement a moon.
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May 25, 2016 11:30
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I'm starting to get a little worried about Star Citizen.
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Going at this thread Full Burn.
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Bofast posted:Cut him some slack. It must be hard being the Master of (potato) Chips. Master of (cool ranch) Dips.
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Tippis posted:Because spelling is what people do in books, and you know who makes those? Publishers! Big ones! Self publishing is the CIG way. This makes CIG the Chuck Tingle of games.
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Drake Dragonfly means that Space Excitebike mode is definitely coming in 
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Jun 17, 2016 12:42
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Before the release of Squadron 42, CIG will announce a 3rd project to use as an excuse for all future failed and shoddy deliverables. "Sure, Squadron 42 isn't the best, but that's because all our resources are hard at work on our groundbreaking space middle management game, Star Bureaucracy."
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Fat Shat Sings posted:"My words.....will blot out the sun" Then we will shitpost in the shade.
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Propagandist posted:The thread expert on tragedies. Of Star Citizen I sing, who, shaped by greed And haughty Chris’ unrelenting Dream, Unfixed and unpatched, still a total bore.
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alf_pogs posted:CIG, turning whens into ifs
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Hey guys, is Star Citizen coming out soon?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:In its own way, it's already here. Perhaps it's been inside us all along.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This a community that still genuinely believes that the reason CIG hasn't shown anything is because they don't want to spoil the surprise. But will you be laughing when CRobbers reveals the pure and perfect majesty of Star Citizen BETA, pulling the veil off of a multi-year disinformation campaign?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:...yes? And this is why the Goon Position is the strongest. There are laughs to be had, no matter what. There is always more, and it's always funny.
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nopantsjack posted:Are those the placeholder jpegs of jpegs? I'd forgotten none of the skins exist. This is the best loving game ever! Making placeholders is just pulling resources from the critical path of whatever Chris is obsessed over this hour.
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Matlock Birthmark posted:Hey man, want to buy a vintage jpg? It's got some messed up textures, but it just increases the value.
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MilesK posted:Can anyone tell me the name of that really popular elmo doll that came out in 1996? Kickstart me Elmo?
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So what's Chris going to announce? Are we going to get that amazing secret dev build today? Are we just going straight to 3.0? Or just more DREAMS*? *valid credit card number required
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Thronde posted:Probably that all updates (Jesus patches) are on hold until 3.0 which is totally for sure coming out as soon as Croberts books his tickets to Venezuela. Why waste all the good stuff for a 3.x patch, when the real effort is already on 4.0.
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Tippis posted:Jesus Patch — failed. Hubbard patch.
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TheAgent posted:this game is bad The rumors are true.
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Palisader posted:I'm past posting to confirm that these boots are hella cute. I love those boots!
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Hey guys, is Star Citizen out yet? I've got a few hundred thousand dollars burning a hole in my pocket.
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Is Star Citizen out yet?
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DancingShade posted:Yes definitely. Can't you see it? You just need to concentrate harder. Is this one of those Magic Eyes, where you have to cross your eyes and not pay attention?
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