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Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

The early internet was a very weird place, and early memes were one of the weirdest parts of it. In spite of (or probably because of) how painfully unfunny most of them are, I'm still completely fascinated with them. So let's post 'em! I'll start with the obvious ones:



https://web.archive.org/web/19991123001948/http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/4157/hampdance.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5x5OXfe9KY

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Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Mr. T ate my balls

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
I remember on napster when you could download a parody song of pretty much any song that ever came out, why were there so many out there? Why don't they make them anymore? I spent hours downloading them, although I doubt that I would like them today.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I remember on napster when you could download a parody song of pretty much any song that ever came out, why were there so many out there? Why don't they make them anymore? I spent hours downloading them, although I doubt that I would like them today.
They were always listed as being by Weird Al, too. Even if it obviously wasn't him.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Nuebot posted:

They were always listed as being by Weird Al, too. Even if it obviously wasn't him.

That wasn't just comedy songs either. A ridiculously large proportion of all songs on Napster or KaZaA were misattributed. Presumably whoever first shared them must have known who they were by, but I guess somewhere along the way that information got removed from the file and then later someone else just guessed who it was and uploaded it?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
I still want a goddamn Fishy Stick.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I have no idea how old this is

Taber
Nov 17, 2007

Malkin's worst nightmare
https://www.zombo.com is still around

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Tiggum posted:

That wasn't just comedy songs either. A ridiculously large proportion of all songs on Napster or KaZaA were misattributed. Presumably whoever first shared them must have known who they were by, but I guess somewhere along the way that information got removed from the file and then later someone else just guessed who it was and uploaded it?

Several of my friends believed for a long time that Aerosmith's song "Dream on" was written and performed by Led Zeppelin, because that's what it usually said when they downloaded the mp3.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.


Yes, it is an old Fark meme, but I often recall this when considering replying to some people and I discard my post.

I think I am a better person for it

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WGly9xRgA

I occasionally listen to yatta and enjoy it unironically. While on the topic of music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

I'm still surprised All Your Base Are Belong To Us managed to result in a legitimately decent piece of techno.

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I remember on napster when you could download a parody song of pretty much any song that ever came out, why were there so many out there? Why don't they make them anymore? I spent hours downloading them, although I doubt that I would like them today.

I thought this one was really funny in middle school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iCaDCX3jY


Oh poo poo, I forgot Zombocom was still up!

Ramos posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WGly9xRgA

I occasionally listen to yatta and enjoy it unironically. While on the topic of music:

I was going to put this in the OP, but I forgot the name. Thanks!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I don't know if it counts as old Internet since I think it's still around and maybe active, but I spent way more time on YTMND in 05-06 than any sane or reasonable person should. It was like YouTube for its own insular circle of memes before YouTube had the technology to really take off. Also, within a month or two of no longer visiting that site I got laid for the first time, and I don't think that's a coincidence.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Ramos posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

I'm still surprised All Your Base Are Belong To Us managed to result in a legitimately decent piece of techno.

I think I was 12 or so when I first watched this video (where would this even have been hosted? I can't remember), and I remember being really fascinated as a Euro kid by what I perceived as "American culture". It's hard to describe, but especially the pictures of TImes Square and the street sign in the middle of nowhere (thumbnail above) somehow made a strong impression on me.

I also only realised at the second viewing or so that those pictures had been photoshopped. I really was somewhat naive back then :v:

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".
For some reason my friends and I were obsessed with this in high school:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU

Also, Maddox and The Best Page in the Universe was all the rage in 1999, and he's apparently still around and making awful YouTube videos:

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

C-Euro posted:

I don't know if it counts as old Internet since I think it's still around and maybe active, but I spent way more time on YTMND in 05-06 than any sane or reasonable person should. It was like YouTube for its own insular circle of memes before YouTube had the technology to really take off. Also, within a month or two of no longer visiting that site I got laid for the first time, and I don't think that's a coincidence.

By "old," I basically mean pre-YouTube and widespread high-speed internet, so I'd say that counts. Also, I intended "meme" in the broadest sense possible, basically as anything that got spread around a lot via the internet. In fact, if anyone still has any old e-mail forwards or anything like that, that would be cool too.

LogisticEarth posted:

Also, Maddox and The Best Page in the Universe was all the rage in 1999, and he's apparently still around and making awful YouTube videos:

http://maddox.xmission.com/

So that's who Maddox is! I'd heard the name a lot, but I had no idea who it was. I'm pretty young, so I missed a lot of this stuff the first time around.

Somehow both of these still update occasionally:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/
http://www.eskimobob.com/

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPjvDE-rKo0

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!
If we're doing old email forwards, how about the Pop Tart blowtorch?

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Sometimes I kinda miss this guy.

sudont
May 10, 2011
this program is useful for when you don't want to do something.

Fun Shoe
Spiderman made me gay.

http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
Does Interactive Buddy or whatever it's name was count as a meme? Because that's the first one coming to mind for me.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

You'll be happy to know it also comes in Web 2.0!
http://zombo.co/

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com has been recreated on YTMND

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M

This started a movement. I made one myself, and it landed me my first film job. I've been in the industry for ten years now.

Thank you, animutation.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

RandomFerret posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M

This started a movement. I made one myself, and it landed me my first film job. I've been in the industry for ten years now.

Thank you, animutation.

I was just here to post one of those dumb things: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/188285

It drove me nuts so I researched the song it was using, which was some thing called Sjoebidoebidabidee by a Belgian kid's TV show about gnomes called Kabouter Plop. Honestly the original video for the song is crazier than any amount of moving Colin Mochrie around.

theironjef has a new favorite as of 02:59 on Oct 27, 2015

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Tujague posted:

Mr. T ate my balls

Came to post this, instead will post

quote:

batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the gently caress was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.

can you believe it? batman did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the gently caress was going on, indeed. I pleaded with batman but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. then he drove the batmobile to my house and ejected the seat i was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


How about Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About?


Or Xiao Xiao?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3sexvJM5Go


The Bee posted:

Does Interactive Buddy or whatever it's name was count as a meme? Because that's the first one coming to mind for me.
Bonzi Buddy.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Was anyone else on LUE from Gamefaqs? Before I knew about SA I was all about it, I even had the access where they made you specifically sign up post in it, before they stopped letting new people see the board.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Weebl's Stuff still updates. One of my faves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu2DcHzokew We're going on an ADVENTURE!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Does anybody else remember or happen to have a link to an old site that was called Proof Of Li or something like that? It was a bunch of old black and white photos (I think they were mostly Japanese?) that had a 50s astronaut/alien kind of thing photoshopped into them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe
Posting my least favorite one; http://skippyslist.com/list/
Several people in my group of friends quoted this endlessly for weeks and I could not understand why; they all grew up to find Big Bang Theory hilarious too. COINCIDENCE?

Cpt Thorne
Apr 13, 2009

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013


Another thing I loved in middle school, though I'd say it's only borderline "old." I also thought this was hilarious: http://fetchfido.co.uk/games/mario/mario.htm
Can you tell that it was made shortly after Borat came out?

vvvvvvv
Oops, looks like you're right. Borat came out in 2006, and I saw that video in 2005 at the latest.

Laocius has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Oct 28, 2015

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Borat came out several years after that did. I had an annoying friend back in 2001 who knew all the lines by heart and would prove it to you at the drop of a hat.

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The Sheriff Jake
May 8, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI

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