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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Vintimus Prime posted:

I cannot remember a turn like this so fast. It's ridiculous.

12-4 Superbowl loss
8-8 miss playoffs despite outscoring opponents by about 120 points.
9-7-0 1st AFC-C + win in wild card round of playoffs
August 5th Mike Brown takes over team after Paul dies.
3-13
5-11
3-13
3-13
7-9
8-8
7-9
3-13
4-12
4-12
6-10
2-14

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Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
Jesus Christ 49ers :negative:

The only positive to this garbage heap of a team , owner and gm is if this is a Major League style plot to move the team back to San Francisco.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
How does anyone look at the Colts Roster and think "This coach has got to go, the GM is fine." ?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Eifert Posting posted:

How does anyone look at the Colts Roster and think "This coach has got to go, the GM is fine." ?

If the coach in question is Manusky, they're partially right.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


@billbarnwell
Will be fun to watch Colin Kaepernick and Robert Griffin compete during the 2016 preseason for the starting job in Philadelphia.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wandler20 posted:

@SeifertESPN: NFL QBs who could start in Week 9: Josh McCown, Tyrod Taylor, Bryce Petty, Blaine Gabbert, Matt Cassel.

Tyrod owns tho.

Tyrod owns so hard

he's so good after years of such poo poo

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Coldforge posted:

If the coach in question is Manusky, they're partially right.
That guy might very well be terrible but on paper that looks like one of the worst defenses you'll ever see when it's just been regular bad this year so I don't know how much blame should be laid on him. Granted, doesn't say much for his player evaluation or development skills.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

That guy might very well be terrible but on paper that looks like one of the worst defenses you'll ever see when it's just been regular bad this year so I don't know how much blame should be laid on him. Granted, doesn't say much for his player evaluation or development skills.

He was the Niners' DC a few years back. Speaking from experience: lots of blame.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Tyrod owns so hard

he's so good after years of such poo poo

He's great but still, if you showed me that list last year and told me they'd all potentially start in week 9 this year, I'd think the league got pretty bad

Which it has

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I was curious as to how many players line up exactly where they did in the Super Bowl

Offense
WR Michael Crabtree (Raiders)
LT Joe Staley :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
LG Mike Iupati (Cardinals)
C Jonathan Goodwin (FA)
RG Alex Boone (moved to LG)
RT Anthony Davis (retired)
TE Vernon Davis (Broncos)
WR Randy Moss (retired)
TE Delanie Walker (Titans)
RB Frank Gore (Colts)
QB Colin Kaepernick (benched)

Defense
LDT Ray McDonald (piece of poo poo)
NT Isaac Sopoaga (FA)
RDT Justin Smith (retired)
OLB Ahmad Brooks :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB NaVorro Bowman :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB Patrick Willis (retired)
OLB Aldon Smith (Raiders)
LCB Carlos Rogers (FA)
RCB Tarell Brown (Patriots)
FS Dashon Goldson (Redskins)
SS Donte Whitner (Browns)

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Chris James 2 posted:

He's great but still, if you showed me that list last year and told me they'd all potentially start in week 9 this year, I'd think the league got pretty bad

Which it has

yeah but you'd be happy for tyrod taylor

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Indy news gonna be interesting for the next 24 hours

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Spoeank posted:

I was curious as to how many players line up exactly where they did in the Super Bowl

Offense
WR Michael Crabtree (Raiders)
LT Joe Staley :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
LG Mike Iupati (Cardinals)
C Jonathan Goodwin (FA)
RG Alex Boone (moved to LG)
RT Anthony Davis (retired)
TE Vernon Davis (Broncos)
WR Randy Moss (retired)
TE Delanie Walker (Titans)
RB Frank Gore (Colts)
QB Colin Kaepernick (benched)

Defense
LDT Ray McDonald (piece of poo poo)
NT Isaac Sopoaga (FA)
RDT Justin Smith (retired)
OLB Ahmad Brooks :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB NaVorro Bowman :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB Patrick Willis (retired)
OLB Aldon Smith (Raiders)
LCB Carlos Rogers (FA)
RCB Tarell Brown (Patriots)
FS Dashon Goldson (Redskins)
SS Donte Whitner (Browns)

Just reading that still makes me cringe and hurt all inside.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Spoeank posted:

I was curious as to how many players line up exactly where they did in the Super Bowl

Offense
WR Michael Crabtree (Raiders)
LT Joe Staley :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
LG Mike Iupati (Cardinals)
C Jonathan Goodwin (FA)
RG Alex Boone (moved to LG)
RT Anthony Davis (retired)
TE Vernon Davis (Broncos)
WR Randy Moss (retired)
TE Delanie Walker (Titans)
RB Frank Gore (Colts)
QB Colin Kaepernick (benched)

Defense
LDT Ray McDonald (piece of poo poo)
NT Isaac Sopoaga (FA)
RDT Justin Smith (retired)
OLB Ahmad Brooks :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB NaVorro Bowman :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB Patrick Willis (retired)
OLB Aldon Smith (Raiders)
LCB Carlos Rogers (FA)
RCB Tarell Brown (Patriots)
FS Dashon Goldson (Redskins)
SS Donte Whitner (Browns)

Was just talking about this at work. What a garbage fire

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Spoeank posted:

Rewatching the 9ers Ravens Super Bowl is like watching the first episode of GoT or BSG now. Just nothing but sadness afterwards.

:lol:

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Chris James 2 posted:

Indy news gonna be interesting for the next 24 hours

The refs helped make a better case for the Colts with that catch on 4th down. Jesus christ like what the gently caress is a catch anymore? I hate to sound like unpaid ESPN ghostwriter intern #175, but what the gently caress is a god drat catch?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

Indy news gonna be interesting for the next 24 hours

Nothing will happen this week. It's a short week and they gotta get ready for an even better team. Any changes will happen after Peyton returns and liberates the Colts with a crushing defeat.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Seriously, look at their offensive line, defensive line, linebackers and running backs. They drafted another short receiver with their first round pick. Malcolm Brown was available. Their Free agent pulls were collectively older than the Gutenberg Bible. But, sure, let's fire the coach. Am I missing something?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Coldforge posted:

He was the Niners' DC a few years back. Speaking from experience: lots of blame.

Speaking from experience, Manusky is loving terrible

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Since I've been delinquent in my talks of Carolina wide receivers, chew on this while I pray to every Asian god I can name that Ted Ginn Jr. learns to catch:

Ted Ginn Jr. will become the 12th receiver in Carolina Panthers franchise history to record 1,000 career receiving yards. Ginn currently by my count sits at 899 career receiving yards. Another 30-40 could have easily come tonight in overtime.

Ted Ginn Jr. currently sits tied for 13th in Franchise history for career receiving touchdowns. He could easily have been tied for 8th at least with 10 touchdowns based on passes he's dropped this season alone.

And somehow Carolina is 7-0? What the gently caress, this makes no god drat sense. Dear Jesus what the gently caress?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Texans are probably going to be in sole possession of the AFC South lead after next week by virtue of having a bye while the Colts play the Broncos and the Jags play the Jets (if the Jags win they tie with the Texans, if the Colts win they're half a game up and if they lose they're half a game down)

The AFC South is a joke

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

The Texans are probably going to be in sole possession of the AFC South lead after next week by virtue of having a bye while the Colts play the Broncos and the Jags play the Jets (if the Jags win they tie with the Texans, if the Colts win they're half a game up and if they lose they're half a game down)

The AFC South is a joke

Must be nice.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

Must be nice.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Intruder posted:

The Texans are probably going to be in sole possession of the AFC South lead after next week by virtue of having a bye while the Colts play the Broncos and the Jags play the Jets (if the Jags win they tie with the Texans, if the Colts win they're half a game up and if they lose they're half a game down)

The AFC South is a joke

The only winning move is not to play.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

Must be nice.

It won't be nice for whatever lovely team wins the division at 6-10 and misses out on a top 20 draft pick that it so desperately needs

But hey I'd still rather make the playoffs than not so gently caress it

(also lol the Texans aren't winning this division get the gently caress outta here)

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

It won't be nice for whatever lovely team wins the division at 6-10 and misses out on a top 20 draft pick that it so desperately needs

But hey I'd still rather make the playoffs than not so gently caress it

(also lol the Texans aren't winning this division get the gently caress outta here)

So, what you're saying is, the Titans are the real winners here.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

waah posted:

Since I've been delinquent in my talks of Carolina wide receivers, chew on this while I pray to every Asian god I can name that Ted Ginn Jr. learns to catch:

Ted Ginn Jr. will become the 12th receiver in Carolina Panthers franchise history to record 1,000 career receiving yards. Ginn currently by my count sits at 899 career receiving yards. Another 30-40 could have easily come tonight in overtime.

Ted Ginn Jr. currently sits tied for 13th in Franchise history for career receiving touchdowns. He could easily have been tied for 8th at least with 10 touchdowns based on passes he's dropped this season alone.

And somehow Carolina is 7-0? What the gently caress, this makes no god drat sense. Dear Jesus what the gently caress?

The most annoying thing is that there's a lot of better receivers we could've had it he didn't come back to a sweetheart deal if Hurney hadn't hosed the team so badly. At least the cap is clear after this season.
They should legit call a whole bunch of teams in flux at the moment and see if they want to part with something.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Alright I am finally wound down enough to go to bed. I'll leave you with this.

quote:

Robert Mays @robertmays
Let's just give the Warriors the AFC South Title

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Spoeank posted:

I was curious as to how many players line up exactly where they did in the Super Bowl

Offense
WR Michael Crabtree (Raiders)
LT Joe Staley :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
LG Mike Iupati (Cardinals)
C Jonathan Goodwin (FA)
RG Alex Boone (moved to LG)
RT Anthony Davis (retired)
TE Vernon Davis (Broncos)
WR Randy Moss (retired)
TE Delanie Walker (Titans)
RB Frank Gore (Colts)
QB Colin Kaepernick (benched)

Defense
LDT Ray McDonald (piece of poo poo)
NT Isaac Sopoaga (FA)
RDT Justin Smith (retired)
OLB Ahmad Brooks :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB NaVorro Bowman :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB Patrick Willis (retired)
OLB Aldon Smith (Raiders)
LCB Carlos Rogers (FA)
RCB Tarell Brown (Patriots)
FS Dashon Goldson (Redskins)
SS Donte Whitner (Browns)

Holy poo poo. This is actually amazing. Like I know the raiders had that fall off but that didn't feel nearly as drastic as this does. This truly feels unprecedented.

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Seahawks please make a move to add Kap as backup QB. He can do everything Wilson can AND see over his offensive line!


Holy crap I had never seen the full version before (why would anyone have).

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Ramadu posted:

Holy poo poo. This is actually amazing. Like I know the raiders had that fall off but that didn't feel nearly as drastic as this does. This truly feels unprecedented.

in all fairness our entire team was full of old men

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

I was curious as to how many players line up exactly where they did in the Super Bowl

Offense
WR Michael Crabtree (Raiders)
LT Joe Staley :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
LG Mike Iupati (Cardinals)
C Jonathan Goodwin (FA)
RG Alex Boone (moved to LG)
RT Anthony Davis (retired)
TE Vernon Davis (Broncos)
WR Randy Moss (retired)
TE Delanie Walker (Titans)
RB Frank Gore (Colts)
QB Colin Kaepernick (benched)

Defense
LDT Ray McDonald (piece of poo poo)
NT Isaac Sopoaga (FA)
RDT Justin Smith (retired)
OLB Ahmad Brooks :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB NaVorro Bowman :siren: STILL THERE! :siren:
ILB Patrick Willis (retired)
OLB Aldon Smith (Raiders)
LCB Carlos Rogers (FA)
RCB Tarell Brown (Patriots)
FS Dashon Goldson (Redskins)
SS Donte Whitner (Browns)

For comparison...

Offense:
QB Russell Wilson (Still here)
RB Marshawn Lynch (Still here)
WR Doug Baldwin (Still here)
WR Golden Tate (Lions)
TE Zach Miller (FA)
LT Russell Okung (Still here)
T Alvin Bailey (Still here)
LG James Carpenter (Jets)
C Max Unger (Saints)
RG J.R. Sweezy (Still here)
RT Breno Giacomini (Jets)

Defense:
DE Cliff Avril (Still here)
DT Michael Bennett (Still here)
DT Clinton McDonald (Bucs)
DE Chris Clemons (Jags)
LB K.J. Wright (Still here)
LB Bobby Wagner (Still here)
CB Richard Sherman (Still here)
CB Walter Thurmond (Eagles)
CB Byron Maxwell (Eagles)
SS Kam Chancellor (Still here)
FS Earl Thomas (Still here)

13/22

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Offense
WR Torrey Smith (49ers)
LT Bryant McKinnie (FA)
LG Kelechi Osemele (Still here)
C Matt Birk (Retired homophobe)
RG Marshal Yanda (Still here)
RT Michael Oher (Panthers)
WR Anquan Boldin (49ers)
WR Jacoby Jones (Chargers)
TE Dennis Pitta (Still here)
RB Ray Rice (FA piece of poo poo)
QB Joe Flacco (Still here)

Defense
DT Haloti Ngata (Lions)
NT Ma'ake Kemoeatu (Retired)
DE Arthur Jones (Colts)
OLB Terrell Suggs (Still here piece of poo poo)
ILB Dannell Ellerbe (Saints)
ILB Ray Lewis (Retired accomplice piece of poo poo)
OLB Courtney Upshaw (Still here)
LCB Corey Graham (Bills)
RCB Cary Williams (Seahawks)
FS Ed Reed (Retired)
SS Bernard Pollard (FA)

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm a mild mannered guy. I volunteer with refugees. But my friend hit me in the dick as I guess .. a joke? tonight and I went off on him. I had a couple beer in me but I went absolutely off on him.

Turns out getting hit in the penis is one of my hot button issues. Who knew

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
The first 49er game I get to see on TV this year Blane Gabbert will start.

gently caress this team.

I guess there is some consolation in getting to see Blaine Gabbert die on live TV. Everyone will be like ohh that's so tragic we never want to see this happen, but you know you all really want to see someone actually die in a football game. It would be a fitting way to begin the second half of this season.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

sweet thursday posted:

I'm a mild mannered guy. I volunteer with refugees. But my friend hit me in the dick as I guess .. a joke? tonight and I went off on him. I had a couple beer in me but I went absolutely off on him.

Turns out getting hit in the penis is one of my hot button issues. Who knew

That's a great story

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

ch3cooh posted:

That's a great story

Here's another great story: I'd beat you in an arm wrestle and Peyton and Drew Brees are still dialed in

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I am extremely excited to watch Blaine Gabbert start a NFL game again. That 49ers game suddenly became must-watch. :getin:

Edit: 49ers fans, as a Texans fan who got to watch Gabbert play twice a year, he is a loving awful quarterback. But hey, have fun!

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Hope Kaep signs with the Seahawks and wins the starting job in camp. Russell retires to shill nanobubbles.

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I would be fine with that. I will be fine with anything bad happening to this team.

Gabbert starting is, I assume a direct rebuke to r/49ers, which has been we want carr -ing pretty hard and unironically for a while now. So it owns, basically.

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