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As you may have heard, there's speculation that there may signs of alien life around the star KIC 8462852. While this is very exciting, I think a more important question is who would these aliens vote for (provided they could vote)?
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Oct 27, 2015 17:37
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they're seeing us in AD535 right now so i say Emperor Justinian
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Oct 27, 2015 18:11
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They'd vote for a third term for our Reptilian overlord Barack Hussein Obama.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:35
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Aliquid posted:they're seeing us in AD535 right now so i say Emperor Justinian That's actually probably the best choice they could pick, excepting the Nika riots and the plague.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:45
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once he reconquers Italy the aliens will respect him
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Oct 27, 2015 23:29
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They're probably pretty confused about why Theodora don't just off him and rule openly.
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Oct 28, 2015 15:39
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They'd pick Kusinich as a write-in candidate
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Oct 28, 2015 17:57
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Someone in the far, far, far future because that sun is 1,500 light years away
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Oct 28, 2015 18:20
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they cast their votes for strategos, hoping to enter into the grand tradition of athenian democracy, only to find that athens is no longer there after it was bombed by the EU as part of the latest bailout deal
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Oct 28, 2015 20:12
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Adolf Hitler
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Oct 28, 2015 21:29
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Uh guys we have officially renamed the star to the WTF star short for What the flux?
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Oct 28, 2015 21:35
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Ron Paul cause hes from their home planet.
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Oct 30, 2015 13:02
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Al Borland posted:Ron Paul cause hes from their home planet. Please, it's obviously Newt Gingrich, he just wants to return home.
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Oct 30, 2015 13:26
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When confronted with the American electoral process, I assume they'd spray pheromones from their anal gland at us, flicker incomprehensible colors across their skin, and withdraw their tentacles into the protection of their shell. Which I think might be a vote for Trump? 
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Oct 30, 2015 23:54
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Fintilgin posted:When confronted with the American electoral process, I assume they'd spray pheromones from their anal gland at us, flicker incomprehensible colors across their skin, and withdraw their tentacles into the protection of their shell. first part sounds like Santorum to me
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Oct 31, 2015 01:12
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They'd probably vote for some dolphin and then enslave us as D'Jork-mphian (their lord and saviour, obv) intended
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Oct 31, 2015 01:41
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They'd probably fix the prosthetics they put on Ted Cruz before sending him down here to form a fifth column
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Oct 31, 2015 01:48
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Donald Trump would build a wall in space against the threat of literal illegal aliens, so probably not him.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:26
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Kang.
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Nov 13, 2015 10:04
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aliens will know that the only way to maek america great again is a vote for trump thus they will vote for hillary
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Nov 13, 2015 10:09
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Aliens cannot vote; only citizens have the priviledge of the franchise. Are we talking about an illegal expansion of the franchise in order to win an election? Because if we are, then I'm sure its something that the Obama administration, in their insularity, has considered.
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Nov 13, 2015 14:00
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Jill Stein
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Nov 14, 2015 00:07
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I think it depends on which aliens. Like, are we talking Mass Effect Krogan? They're probably going to vote for Lindsey Graham. Ferengi? I'd eat my hat if they didn't vote for Rand Paul. Some idiotic Star Wars alien? Ted Cruz (they DO seem to like to vote for the guy most likely to overthrow their entire system of government, those crazy Star Wars aliens.)
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Nov 14, 2015 03:31
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Are we restricted to living human candidates only? If so then Trump or Cruz might be able to cause the kind of chaos needed to weaken our defenses and make everything ripe for takeover, otherwise they'd probably do best reanimating Reagan and voting him in then using various initiatives under their new puppet to take control surreptitiously.
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Nov 14, 2015 13:13
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My Imaginary GF posted:Aliens cannot vote; only citizens have the priviledge of the franchise. I did specify that this was if they could vote. It's just a hypothetical question, my friend.  Personally, I'm hoping they would vote for Vermin Supreme, thinking that since he looks like a wizard, he must be very powerful.
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Nov 14, 2015 17:01
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lambeth posted:I did specify that this was if they could vote. It's just a hypothetical question, my friend. You say 'if' without specifying the mechanism by which you grant them the franchise. I am against an illegal expansion of the franchise to criminals.
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Nov 14, 2015 17:51
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The aliens would vote for full communism, because if they have mastered the science of interstellar travel then surely they must have mastered the science of Marxism-Leninism.
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Nov 15, 2015 00:59
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The Nastier Nate posted:Donald Trump would build a wall in space against the threat of literal illegal aliens, so probably not him. I would vote for Donald Trump if he promised a Dyson Sphere. Then again, if what we've found really is aliens, it will because they went with the non-wall version of one.
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Nov 15, 2015 02:25
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Proposition Joe posted:The aliens would vote for full communism, because if they have mastered the science of interstellar travel then surely they must have mastered the science of Marxism-Leninism. And promptly lost the science of interstellar travel because Comrade Zognoid embezzled the funds for Hyperspace Triangulator procurement to buy concrete for his lunar dacha. Aliquid posted:they're seeing us in AD535 right now so i say Emperor Justinian No modern candidate can match Imperator Justinian's strong anti-Vandal policies. Constant Hamprince has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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Nov 17, 2015 23:08
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when they come, they'll be so great, in so many ways, everything we once thought good will make us ashamed. it's them we'll be voting for, not vice versa
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Nov 22, 2015 00:46
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hillary
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Nov 22, 2015 08:31
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