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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Who would aliens vote for?
 
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lambeth
Aug 31, 2009
 As you may have heard, there's speculation that there may signs of alien life around the star KIC 8462852. While this is very exciting, I think a more important question is who would these aliens vote for (provided they could vote)?

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lambeth
Aug 31, 2009

Aliquid posted:

they're seeing us in AD535 right now so i say Emperor Justinian

That's actually probably the best choice they could pick, excepting the Nika riots and the plague.

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lambeth
Aug 31, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

Aliens cannot vote; only citizens have the priviledge of the franchise.

Are we talking about an illegal expansion of the franchise in order to win an election? Because if we are, then I'm sure its something that the Obama administration, in their insularity, has considered.

I did specify that this was if they could vote. It's just a hypothetical question, my friend. :)

Personally, I'm hoping they would vote for Vermin Supreme, thinking that since he looks like a wizard, he must be very powerful.

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