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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Who would aliens vote for?
 
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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Proposition Joe posted:

The aliens would vote for full communism, because if they have mastered the science of interstellar travel then surely they must have mastered the science of Marxism-Leninism.

And promptly lost the science of interstellar travel because Comrade Zognoid embezzled the funds for Hyperspace Triangulator procurement to buy concrete for his lunar dacha.

Aliquid posted:

they're seeing us in AD535 right now so i say Emperor Justinian

No modern candidate can match Imperator Justinian's strong anti-Vandal policies.

Constant Hamprince has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Nov 17, 2015

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