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theres snow camo, desert camo, plant camo or whatever its called but no water camo? How come? None of these guys are wearing water camo but if they did you prob wouldnt be able to see them
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:13 |
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those are all paid actors, the real SEALs have predator camo
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:16 |
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The entire SEALs program is itself an illusion by the Navy to boost recruitment numbers. Any operations carried out by "SEALs" are actually done by the Army in exchange for some of those sweet, sweet budget monies. I mean, really, who the gently caress would want to sign away years of their life to sit inside a giant steel tube?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:24 |
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Naked Bear posted:The entire SEALs program is itself an illusion by the Navy to boost recruitment numbers. Any operations carried out by "SEALs" are actually done by the Army in exchange for some of those sweet, sweet budget monies. idk man I told my SEAL friend from DELTA and he said he was gonna kick your rear end
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:22 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:those are all paid actors, the real SEALs have predator camo Yeah these guys are either actors for a commercial or something, or they're the decoy team to distract the enemy while the real SEALS get the job done. Funny thing is, Bush was right about the Mission Accomplished thing. But the loving SEALS were so good at it that nobody else has noticed yet!
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:42 |
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Too busy writing books to work on water camo, bro
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:38 |
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:55 |
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Dolphin wax, it's a thing.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:39 |
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fuckoff double post
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:39 |
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elite_garbage_man posted:Too busy
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:41 |
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They don't wear camo because they're camels.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 03:37 |
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Naked Bear posted:The entire SEALs program is itself an illusion by the Navy to boost recruitment numbers. Any operations carried out by "SEALs" are actually done by the Army in exchange for some of those sweet, sweet budget monies. the seals being fake and only there to lure idiots into enlisting would be funny.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 05:09 |
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We wear water camo as the Navy uniform. Every sailor is a SEAL in training as they say
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 06:18 |
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they don't wear camo otherwise it's unfair to the bad guys
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 07:59 |
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The uniforms of the Imperial Guard are camouflaged in order to protect their wearers by hiding them from sight. The principle is that what the enemy cannot see he cannot kill. This is not the way of the Adeptus Astartes. A Space Marine’s armour is bright with heraldry that proclaims his devotion to his Chapter and the beloved Emperor of Mankind. Our principle is that what the enemy can see, he will soon learn to fear…
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 08:21 |
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The Rat posted:The uniforms of the Imperial Guard are camouflaged in order to protect their wearers by hiding them from sight. Lone Survivor would have been a million times better if you replace afghans with orks and had the last 45 minutes be about recovering gene seeds
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 08:35 |
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Such a thing exists: http://www.amazon.com/Armageddon-Sp...words=helsreach
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 08:41 |
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The Rat posted:Such a thing exists: http://www.amazon.com/Armageddon-Sp...words=helsreach I spent too much of my youth reading star wars bullshit to waste any more of my slipping youth reading corporate level fanfiction. But when death begins to loom and even the thought of sex becomes too laborious, I will probably read this
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 08:47 |
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The author of that, Aaron Dembski-Bowden, is legit good. He only writes 40k stuff though, so it makes him kind of hard to recommend to non-40k goons. This one is probably the best stand-alone novel that isn't part of some larger series.quote:The city was ready. The enemy was coming. It was time to face up to why he was exiled here. quote:‘We’re all dead,’ a voice spoke out. I love this poo poo.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 08:57 |
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Kinda want to use find/replace in lone survivor and change seals to space marines and afghans to orks
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:44 |
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This was payback time for the World Trade Center. We were coming after the orks who did it. If not the actual orks, then their blood brothers, the lunatics who still wished us dead and might try it again. Good-byes tend to be curt among Space Marines. A quick backslap, a friendly bear hug, no one uttering what we're all thinking: Here we go again, guys, going to war, to another trouble spot, another half-a**ed enemy xeno to try their luck against us . . . they must be out of their minds. It's a Space Marine thing, our unspoken invincibility, the silent code of the elite warriors of the Imperium of man. Big, fast, highly trained guys, armed to the teeth, expert in unarmed combat, so stealthy no one ever hears us coming. Space Marines are masters of strategy, professional marksmen with bolters, artists with chain guns, and, if necessary, pretty handy with knives. In general terms, we believe there are very few of the Imperium's problems we could not solve with high explosive or a well-aimed bullet.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 20:17 |
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Needs more "glorious crusade of righteous genocide."
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 00:11 |
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OK, Rat. I read some and that poo poo's alright. Thanks
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:59 |
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Is the Navy Working Uniform specifically designed to make it impossible to locate a man overboard?
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 02:34 |
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Sauer posted:Is the Navy Working Uniform specifically designed to make it impossible to locate a man overboard? yes
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 04:54 |
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The Rat posted:The author of that, Aaron Dembski-Bowden, is legit good. He only writes 40k stuff though, so it makes him kind of hard to recommend to non-40k goons. This one is probably the best stand-alone novel that isn't part of some larger series.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 06:18 |
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Reverand maynard posted:This was payback time for the World Trade Center. We were coming after the orks who did it. If not the actual orks, then their blood brothers, the lunatics who still wished us dead and might try it again. wait is this seriously lone survivor's writing (ignoring the orks and space marine things)
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 07:24 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:wait is this seriously lone survivor's writing (ignoring the orks and space marine things) yes
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 07:35 |
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Blood for the Blood God
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:33 |
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Sauer posted:Is the Navy Working Uniform specifically designed to make it impossible to locate a man overboard? Its their only way out
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:19 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:wait is this seriously lone survivor's writing (ignoring the orks and space marine things) lol when people rip on on all the SEAL "biographies" like Lone Survivor/whatever the Osama book is called/etc for being insanely overwrought right-wing patriot fan-fic kill all the browns porn, they aren't exaggerating in the slightest. Marcus Luttrell on multiple occasions in the book references 9/11 in regards to Iraq because even if they didn't actually do it they're all muds and they were probably plotting something anyway so gently caress it let's kill 'em all bra
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 23:14 |
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iyaayas01 posted:even if they didn't actually do it they're all muds and they were probably plotting something anyway so gently caress it let's kill 'em all bra agreed
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:50 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:23 |
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I was volunteering for SEAL training for like 2 weeks or something, pretending to be a 'bad guy', which on the last night was them giving me a paintball gun and me camping. Anyways I took a leak on a bush and was walking back when they shot me and I played dead. I'm pretty sure a Navy SEAL saw my junk in night vision and I never saw him so I don't know if he was wearing camo but I don't think so. Hope that helps.
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 06:01 |
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Next time put camo makeup on your junk.
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 16:20 |
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or tie some veg to it
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:06 |
its hard to tie stuff to a nub
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 00:59 |
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shouldve helicoptered your dick at those seal scrubs
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:53 |
why dont seals use water based lube when they do butt stuff
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:55 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:why dont seals use water based lube when they do butt stuff they don't use condoms, so no worries about non-water based lube breaking the things
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