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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Naked Bear posted:

The entire SEALs program is itself an illusion by the Navy to boost recruitment numbers. Any operations carried out by "SEALs" are actually done by the Army in exchange for some of those sweet, sweet budget monies.

I mean, really, who the gently caress would want to sign away years of their life to sit inside a giant steel tube?

the seals being fake and only there to lure idiots into enlisting would be funny.

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Kinda want to use find/replace in lone survivor and change seals to space marines and afghans to orks

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

This was payback time for the World Trade Center. We were coming after the orks who did it. If not the actual orks, then their blood brothers, the lunatics who still wished us dead and might try it again.

Good-byes tend to be curt among Space Marines. A quick back­slap, a friendly bear hug, no one uttering what we're all thinking:

Here we go again, guys, going to war, to another trouble spot, another half-a**ed enemy xeno to try their luck against us . . . they must be out of their minds.

It's a Space Marine thing, our unspoken invincibility, the silent code of the elite warriors of the Imperium of man. Big, fast, highly trained guys, armed to the teeth, expert in unarmed combat, so stealthy no one ever hears us coming. Space Marines are masters of strategy, professional marksmen with bolters, artists with chain guns, and, if necessary, pretty handy with knives. In general terms, we believe there are very few of the Imperium's problems we could not solve with high explosive or a well-aimed bullet.

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